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Send a text The ELQE complain about how everything is cringe and they start their own Disney gang. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiareneesin

Send a text The ELQE crew recognize some of the horniest characters in TV and Film. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiareneesin

Send a text The ELQE crew runs through some "Am I the A**hole" scenarios. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiareneesin

Send a text The ELQE crew complains about crappy bands. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiareneesin

Send a text The ELQE celebrates Valentine's Day 2024. Following tradition from prior years, we share song love songs with each other as we dedicate songs to the platonic loves our lives. We know what platonic means…but do the listeners? Check the link-tree in our insta for a playlist of all the songs we used. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californ...

Send a text The ELQE crew returns from their hiatus and talk about what they're looking forward to in 2024 and recap some memories from 2023. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiareneesin

Send a text The ELQE crew wraps up the holiday season! This is the seventh and final episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. After 14 hours and a ton of drinks, the crew discusses the best holiday songs to smash to, and we finally got Colleen to fall asleep mid recording. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @...

Send a text The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the sixth episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. No guest on this one, just the OG crew. Not gonna lie, things start to get a bit sloppy on this one. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiareneesin

Send a text The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the fifth episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is the Tristan,  aka Tanjint Wiggy Woo, IE writter amnd muscian. Tanjint reminds us that the Inland Empire is the up and coming hub for hip hop culture. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7...

Send a text The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the fourth episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is the oldest (and some might say best) Blanco sister, Vicki!  Making her triumphant return to the show, Vicki tries to depend herself against her sisters unseemly allegations. Colleen and Renee la...

Send a text The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the third episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is friend of the show and bassist for Civerous, Drew. Kevin reminices on arcade dates with drug dealers, and Drew reveals a raunchy group chat from older white ladies. Follow us on Instagram! @esloq...

Send a text The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the second episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Joining us for this episode is friend of the show and bassist for Civerous, Drew. Kevin declares that he doesn't like to have sex during warm weather. Colleen drops some jello eating slurp ASMR. Drew alludes that people...

Send a text The ELQE crew kicks off the holiday season! This is the first episode of our Slutsmas  marathon where we bring in special guests and get into the holiday spirit. Kevin fights off a horde of shoppers as if they were stampeding Uruk-Hai. Colleen choked out an old lady for a 50 inch flat-screen. Intern Renee roams the aisles of stores watching fights and waiting to yell World Star! Produc...

Send a text The ELQE crew answers questions from our fans.  Kevin berates our fans for not asking him about pegging. Colleen tells us about the infidelity of her youth and her plans to smash her ex's dad. Intern Renee has a complex ranking of her friends with multiple tiers, and yes she's involved in several exclusive group chats. Producer Carlos narrowly avoided a scandalous affair with...

Send a text The ELQE crew reminisces about some their wildest adventures with intern Renee. No spoilers for this one.  Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @californiareneesin

Send a text The ELQE crew draws names from a hat and talks about imaginary fights between famous killers of cinema. Kevin calls Michael Myers the ugly bottom because he gets no top, despite the fact that he's 7 feet tall. Colleen would let the Cenobites from Hellraiser pass her around like a hot potato. Intern Renee makes a case for Jeff Goldblum in The Fly thanks to his big hair. Producer Ca...

Send a text The ELQE crew shares scary stories over a campfire with smores. Kevin discovers our  newest piece of merch, the Le Pusse Purse by Prada. Colleen argues that Bert and Ernie are siblings not lovers. Intern Renee shares the children's story of Tailypo. Producer  Carlos curses the cast and all the listeners by exposing them to the horror thought experiment of Roko's Basilisk. Fol...

Send a text The ELQE crew sets the scary mood trading stories of real life murders. Kevin swears to wipe out the entire familial line  of the person who unalives his future kid. Colleen tells us about the murder premonitions her father had in his youth. Intern Renee knows a girl from high school who grew up to be a fake model and is now more than likely a serial killer. Producer Carlos needs to bu...

Send a text E058 Haunted Office The ELQE crew kicks off October talking about scary places. Kevin stays unusually quiet since he was terrified throughout the whole episode. Colleen shares the parallel creepy dreams that she's shared with her dad proving she's gifted...or high. Intern Renee has a ghost haunting her office but she girl bossed her way out. Producer Carlos imagines what the...

Send a text The ELQE crew talks about concert experiences. Kevin saw a girl get her eyelid ripped out while watching A Day to Remember in Irvine. Colleen broke her foot at a skacore backyard show and in tru punk spirit didnt go to the hospital. Intern Renee reminices watching Yeah Yeah Yeahs on Subterranean on MTV2. Producer Carlos gets admonished for owning a Zune and not being an Apple fanboy. F...

Send a text The ELQE has a 90's flashback on the videogames of their youth. Kevin blames the relationship habits of millennial men on Carmen SanDiego and her commitment issues. Colleen used her dads work laptop for the Atari classics and educational games. Intern Renee was spreading memes on sketchy chatrooms before we even knew what viral meant. Producer Carlos plans to corrupt his young nep...

Send a text The ELQE crew talks about red flags and relationship habits. Kevin goes on a 30 minute long rant about Gundam. Colleen plots the ultimate revenge of sleeping with a  boyfriends dad. Intern Renee decides to piss off the entire cosplay community Producer Carlos  reminds us of his crippling gambling habits. Follow us on Instagram! @esloqueespod @theal7 @corazondemelonn666 @fivesss @califo...

Send a text The ELQE crew explores the pseudo-science of praying for bigger boobs.  Kevin tells us how he made sweet love to his body pillow.  Colleen surveys her friends and family and uncovers an illuminati boob conspiracy, a boobinati if you will. Intern Renee discovers the evil plan by the un-named third Blanco sister to magically steal boob essence.  Producer Carlos finds himself wondering if...

Send a text The ELQE crew takes on the Barbie x Oppenheimer double feature and reminisces on the cinema experience. Kevin blames the movie for an old breakup and tells us how that Einstein was banging his cousin. Colleen violates her NDA and reveals what movie was filmed at her office, she may have locked eyes with Florence Pugh. Intern Renee prepares to throw an Oppenheimer-themed party complete...

Send a text The ELQE crew looks at movie stereotypes. Kevin reveals the deep dark truth behind the movie/musical "Mamma Mia". Colleen walks around acting like she's 6'7'' so she's typecast as the muscle of the crew. Intern Renee is going to double-cross the crew after the big heist and take the whole thing for herself. Producer Carlos was the copycat killer all a...