ENEMY OF MY ENEMY

Big news for the podcast as we unveil a new name and launch a goddamn t-shirt shop  |  #SFGiants seize control of the A*Hole standing as the only team above .500  |  At least the #Cubs futility brings some clarity  |  #WhiteSox storylines are abundant  |  Miggy's iconic Opening Day blast and Baddoo's breakout mark fleeting fun start to #Tigers season  |...

April Fool's hijinks and Opening Day roster surprises  |  Javy Baez is NOT Francisco Lindor just like Anthony Rizzo is NOT Paul Goldschmidt, so STOP fucking comparing them  |  Trying to stream Marquee Network is a completely FUBAR experience  |  NostraDumbass: Predictions for MVP, Cy Young, and ROY  |  Bad Tweets: Where are all the White Sox fans? #Cubs #Whi...

Yeah, of course, it sucks losing Eloy Jiménez for 5-6 months, but the Sox still have lots of options in LF  |  Do the Math: Capacity expanded to 25% at Wrigley/Sox Park (kinda?)  |  Cubs' drug mule gets busted with A LOT of product  | Our 'NostraDumbass' predictions for the 2021 season are so hot, they will melt your face!!! #Cubs #WhiteSox #Tigers #Giants #Athletics

No one asked for it, but we fucking did it anyway... enjoy our LIVE play-by-play coverage of the 18th-Annual Major League A$$holes Fantasy Draft!

How Rob Manfred almost cost Kyle Hendricks his season  |  Kris Bryant still doesn't 'give a shit' but still kinda gives a shit  |  Chuck Garfien is the David Kaplan of the South Side  |   Five Years Later: Adam LaRoche incident was merely a hint of even weirder shit to come for 2016 White Sox  |  A's dalliance with cryptocurrency feels a little shady  |  ESPN's Buster Olney strikes out his thick b...

States and local governments announce the limited return of fans to ballparks across the county  | Asshole of the Week: Texas takes it too far  |  Rules changes for the Minors could have a MAJOR impact  |  White Sox fans ranked "booziest" and "biggest lightweights" in the game |  Cubs Rub: What the fuck was Pedro Strop thinking?  |  Tigers Shit: Can someone...

We welcome our fifth team to our regular coverage, the Oakland Athletics  |  "Fuck it" Tim Anderson doesn't mince words when he declared the #WhiteSox to be the best team in the AL  |  Tatis Jr. deal further exposes #Cubs ownership bullshit in crying poor  | Did Kris Bryant just dis Theo Epstein?  |  After just one year, Marquee Network already in reruns  |...

2021 rules include 7-inning doubleheaders and runners on base in extra innings  |  Jake Arrieta nostalgic signing example of #Cubs' conflicted offseason planning  |  La Russa's top concern to remain 'Hall of Famer Baseball Person'  |  PECOTA projections send Twittersphere into tizzy  |  There are no bad 1-year deals for #Tigers #SFGiants  |  Bad Tw...

Joc Pederson takes less money to join Cubs over Sox  |  Nolan Arenado tips NL Central balance of power  |  Twins overpay for aging Nelson Cruz  |  ASKHOLE: Why will Baez/Bryant return to prominence? No Plan B for Sox if La Russa fails?  |  $hit$how 2.0: Don't buy the Owners' clickbait  |  Bad Tweets LIVE   |  Mickey Callaway is an as...

Cubs fans, pundits, and even Kris Bryant are upset about the current direction of the franchise  |  White Sox don't need to sign Nelson Cruz  |  Giants signing Tommy LaStella just another example of trying to be a little bit pregnant  |  Tigers are the new Farm System Champions  |  Is it time to abolish the Hall of Fame?  |  NEW SEGMENT #1: Bob Nig...

White Sox continue to not fuck around and sign the best closer on the market  |  The market was better for Kyle Schwarber than anyone thought  |  Rumors of an imminent Kris Bryant trade were greatly exaggerated  |  Jon "Boog" Sciambi becomes the new voice of the Cubs  |  Marcell Ozuna to the Giants?  |  Does anyone even bother listening to Rob Manfred anymore?  |  Asshole of the Week: first-time H...

Cubs only have themselves to blame for lopsided Yu Darvish trade  |  White Sox hot stove heats up with Yoelqui Céspedes and Adam Engel signings  |  T ony La Russa is lucky he's a rich and famous old white guy  |  In a year replete with worthy candidates, Commissioner Rob Manfred runs away with our second-annual Asshole of the Year award

Busy White Sox trade for Lance Lynn and sign Adam "Spanky" Eaton  |  Marquee Network Drama: The Search for Kasper's Successor  |  Risky Business: MLB umpire arrested in human trafficking sting  |  Asshole of the Week: MLB wins their fucking War on Minor League Baseball

Like rats on a sinking ship, Theo Epstein and now Len Kasper are getting fuck out of the Friendly Confines  |  Kris Bryant's gonna get traded so deal with it  |  Non-tender deadline casualties litter both sides of Chicago  |  White Sox should trade for Blake Snell  |  Drinky La Ru will plead guilty to sweep his issues under the rug ASAP  |  Robinso...

Tony La Russa was charged with DUI the day BEFORE Sox announced him as their new manager  |   José Abreu earns AL MVP, just as we called it  |   Jon Lester got fired and bought Chicago a round of beers  |  December 2 may be a day that will live in infamy  |   AJ Hinch hiring ushers in a new era in Tigers history  |  A theory on why Rob Manfred fail...

Shit just got real, folks. Despite all logic and public scorn, Jerry Reinsdorf has decided the 76-year old Tony La Russa will be his next manager. Yet another move that undermines the legitimacy of Rick Hahn as General Manager, who clearly wanted no part of this bizarre decision.  

Wild and weird #WorldSeries recap | Asshole of the Week: Justin Turner  |  White Sox & Tigers managerial searches ramp up  |  Marquee Network Drama: The Disappointing Sequel  |  Which 2020 MLB rules changes should we keep?  |  2021 free-agent market looking rather thin  |  Gold Glove awards are bullshit

Renteria and Coop feel the Wrath of Hahn, chaos ensues  |  Tony La Russa? Are you fucking kidding me??  |  More manager candidates emerge with varying degrees of plausibility  |  Postseason Talk: Can we just get to a Rays/Braves World Series already?  |  Strip Club Knife Fight: hair metal band name or a night out with Tommy Pham?  |  Billy Beane ap...

Cubs predictably flame out again — maybe a bit TOO predictably?  |  Top 5 questions for the White Sox offseason  |  A look at the Tigers managerial options  |  A strange postseason continues without us  |  Asshole of the Week: David Kaplan

A panicking Renteria blew any chance the Sox had  |  Cubs are still suffering from premature cancellation issues  |  MLB postseason rife with anomalies and injuries  |  Crosstown Series Recap: Now who owns Chicago?  |  Asshole of the Week: Jimmy "Tough Guy" Cordero  |  More funny Shit We Couldn't Make Up

Our thoughts entering a Crosstown Series that feels much stranger than expected  |  Renteria is now clearly costing the Sox wins  |  Cubs offensive production is offensive (and chronic)  |  A sad, but fond farewell to Tigers manager Ron Gardenhire  |  Giants playoff hopes in the balance  |  We name our All-A*Holes Team from the best players from ou...

White Sox are FINALLY back in the fucking playoffs!  |  Heyward's homer turns Cubs' season around  |  Mills delivers MLB's second no-hitter  | Wildfires fuck with Giants schedule  |   Asshole of the Week: journalist Bob Nightengale is terrible at journalism  |  Tigers' Candelario wins AL Player of the Week  |  Drone delay at Wrigley just...

Dallas Keuchel 's mysterious back injury looks like the only speed bump on their way to the playoffs  |  Congrats to Trevor Bauer for shoving it up Cubs' asses in a meaningless game  | The Javy Baez Excuse Machine keeps churning out bullshit  |  Giants bats power playoff run  | Tigers lose 19-0 but are still in the playoff hunt and more Shit We Couldn't Make Up  ...

Honoring former White Sox and Hall of Fame legend, Tom Seaver  |  Cubs outfielders make history  |  SOXual Harassment: Rick Renteria's gut is giving PV indigestion  |  You’re lying if you had the Tigers at .500 past the halfway point  |  Giants suffering from pitching/offense role reversals  |  ASSthetics: Padres are on FIRE and so are their n...

Lucas Giolito Throws a NO-NO!  |  Rivalry Weeks Recap  |  Player of the Week: Jose Abreu  |  TRADE DEADLINE: Strategies & Targets  |  Cubs Rub: Javy Baez Struggles Due to Lack of Crowds  |  More Shit We Couldn't Make Up  |  Asshole of the Week: Bruce Levine