ENEMY OF MY ENEMY

#Tigers two-time reigning Cy Young Award winner Tarik Skubal took issue with #WhiteSox wand-wielding Mike Vasil and the dark arts of sign stealing. With 13 pitchers now on the IL, the #Cubs inexplicably found a way to beat the #Brewers in a potentially season-saving series in Milwaukee. Miguel Vargas , Dillon Dingler , Jackson Chourio , and Pete Crow-Armstrong all had tremendous months of June, bu...

Now that the #WhiteSox are legit contenders, how "aggressive" will GM Chris Getz really be going after the biggest names in the trade market? Despite a solid start to the month, have the #Tigers dug a hole too deep to recover from, even with a now healthy Tarik Skubal ? Pete Crow-Armstrong , completing his reverse cycle at 1B, only to be immediately picked off, is a perfect metaphor for...

#WhiteSox sweep hapless #Tigers but lose Mune Murakami before the toughest stretch of the season. Should the #Brewers trade Jesús Made for Tarik Skubal ? It's time for the #Cubs to take advantage of a ridiculously weak June schedule. Don't let negative headlines, sensational rhetoric, and negotiation hyperbole between #MLB owners and Players over the next CBA kill your baseball buzz. https...

Once again, Chicago proved it's the best baseball city on the planet after an epic battle between the #WhiteSox and #Cubs. https://enemyball.com/

We have some unsolicited parenting advice for injured #Cubs starter Matthew Boyd. " Lovabel Reunion" podcast is a fun ride down #Cubs World Series memory lane, but it could've used a better name. #WhiteSox Davis Martin looks like a legit contender in a wide-open AL Cy Young race. Tarik Skubal 's latest injury is a brutal setback in the short term, but could it actually help the #...

Still processing the devastating Tarik Skubal news and dealing with a severely depleted bullpen, the #Tigers desperately needed a strong start from Framber Valdez Tuesday night. He provided anything but. #DNMWThe surprising #WhiteSox suddenly find themselves firmly in the hunt in a chronically mediocre AL Central division. It's a party on the North Side as the #Cubs take 13 in a row (wins at W...

Even after a 10-game winning streak, the #Cubs still find themselves a game behind the #Reds in the NL Central — the only division with all teams above .500 #Mets manager Carlos Mendoza is living on borrowed time after a 12-game losing streak, topped off by an egregious mistake pitching to NL Player of the Week, Nico Hoerner. #WhiteSox rookie phenom, Mune Murakami, leads MLB with 11 HRs, but will...

#Tigers sign phenom Kevin McGonigle to staggering 8-year, $150M extension in latest example of a trend made famous by the spectacular failure of former #WhiteSox GM Rick Hahn . Much-hyped top prospect, Noah Schultz , got off to a rough start in his #WhiteSox debut. Another day, another Southside Pope promo goes viral. Legendary manager Pat Murphy rips #Brewers fans for booing struggling closer Tre...

#Brewers sweep #WhiteSox on Opening Weekend on their way to the best record in baseball (again). Sox end early skid with unlikely sweep of defending AL champion #BlueJays. Pete went to Sox home opener and lived to tell the tale. Ozzie Guillen gets well-deserved number retirement by Sox. Munetaka Murakami vs. Kevin McGonigle : historic debuts by both AL Rookie of the Year candidates made everyone w...

Happy Opening Day (for all who have Netflix, at least). #Cubs give Pete Crow-Armstrong a $115M birthday present, but was that a good idea? Bitter Frank Thomas is so bitter he's taking the #WhiteSox to court. Yet another possible landing spot for Sox Park 3.0 emerges in a place few would've seen coming. #Tigers cap off aggressive off-season with top prospect Kevin McGonigle on the #OpeningD...

Could Jerry Reinsdorf resist another sweetheart stadium deal for the #WhiteSox even if it meant moving to Hammond, Indiana? Fans and pundits should be happy Tarik Skubal is pitching in the World Baseball Classic at all instead of whining about his limited availability and choice of opponent. EYEWASH: #Tigers' new alternate home and road uniforms to (almost) universal acclaim. #Cubs rotation ge...

Maybe the MLBPA will be better off with new leadership, considering the horrific judgment ex-president Tony Clark showed when he hired his sister-in-law, whom he was also BANGING, all while embezzling funds (allegedly, of course). Being forced to pay Tarik Skubal an extra $13M didn't stop the #Tigers from going full send on 2026 by signing Framber Valdez for $115M AND beloved legend Justin Ver...

#WhiteSox dump Luis Robert 's salary on #Mets after adding Muni Murakami on a low-risk, high-reward deal. Alex Bregman FINALLY lands with the #Cubs one year after it made the most sense, but are they really taking a step forward or merely treading water? The Tarik Skubal arbitration case is the opening battle of the looming CBA war between MLB owners and the Players Association, NOT an indictm...

Scott Boras spewed his lame limericks about Tarik Skubal at the Winter Meetings while the #Tigers solidified the backend of the bullpen, re-signing Kyle Finnegan and adding future Hall-of-Famer, Kenley Jansen for good measure. Justin Ishbian + The Pope + New Stadium = Holy Trinity of #WhiteSox news stories. With EVERYONE besides Dansby Swanson on expiring contracts after 2026, the #Cubs must go al...

Facing 65-year prison sentences on gambling charges, soon-to-be former #Guardians closer Emmanuel Clase and his bullpen cohort, Luis Ortiz , earn our Asshole of the Year dishonor for 2025. MLB's #2 prospect, Kevin McGonigle , is tearing up the Arizona Fall League, but will he land a spot in the #Tigers' infield for Opening Day 2026? It's certainly not ideal, but the #WhiteSox had no ch...

Just give us a minute (or an hour) so we can explain the new name, graphics, website, social handles, and why we'll be talking more #Brewers than ever. Denis Leary really is an asshole. Contrary to popular belief, Scott Harris and the #Tigers are actually in a strong position for the Tarik Skubal situation. The #Cubs trade for Kyle Tucker was a failure. How #MLB expansion and radical realignme...

We revisit our NostraDumbAss predictions for the 2025 season and make new predictions for the postseason. Then we reveal our nominations and hash out who was the ultimate BADASS of the Year from our pool of #Cubs, #WhiteSox, #Tigers, #SFGiants, and #Athletics.

The #Tigers won a tight series vs. the #WhiteSox, but it's going to take more than that to calm nerves in Detroit these days. It's all sunshine and balloons on the South Side as the Sox are 12-12 since the All-Star Break! After placing Luis Robert Jr. on the trading block for years, it now looks like Chris Getz has backed himself into an expensive corner. Fortunately, Jerry Reinsdorf can a...

We react LIVE to all the underwhelming #Tigers, #Cubs, #WhiteSox, #SFGiants, and #Athletics transactions in the final hour of the #MLB #TradeDeadline .ASSTHETICS : MLB and #NASCAR unite at the Speedway Classic at Bristol Motor Speedway. Emanuel Clase needed to be a little more subtle with his gambling scam if he wanted to avoid our Asshole of the Week dishonor. MajorLeagueAholes.com

Pete met up with Len Kasper and Darrin Jackson in the #WhiteSox radio booth! May the 2005 World Series legend Bobby Jenks rest in peace. What is the bare minimum requirement for the Kyle Tucker for Cam Smith trade to be considered a success for the #Cubs in 2025? Tarik Skubal and the #Tigers crushed the spirits of both Cleveland and Minnesota last week as he continues to be the ultimate BADASS. Ma...

#Tigers are the first team to 50 wins, but it certainly hasn't been a smooth ride. Hecklers around the league seeking to go viral are crossing the line, earning our Assholes of the Week dishonor. Can Noah Syndergaard retrieve the hammer of Thor on the Southside with the #WhiteSox?#Cubs June struggles continue, but who cares? Sammy Sosa returns to the scene of the crime!#SFGiants are finding wa...

The #SFGiants and #RedSox sent shockwaves across the baseball landscape when they agreed to a blockbuster deal that sends perennial All-Star slugger Rafael Dever s to the Bay Area. After narrowly losing the Alex Bregman sweepstakes mere months ago, could the #Tigers take him off the suddenly wheeling nd dealing #RedSox' hands? If the floundering #Braves make Chris Sale available for trade, cou...

The #Tigers vs #Cubs series lived up to its heavyweight hype as Detroit prevailed in a playoff-like atmosphere. More positive signs that the #WhiteSox are returning to respectability after splitting with the Tigers and taking a series from the #Royals. Jerry Reindorf 's SOXcession Plan becomes official as an impending "capital infusion" from Justin Ishbia breathes new life into Sox P...

#Tigers swept the #SFGiants but will NOT sweep the second-worst team in baseball. The 78 appears to be off the table, so now where will Jerry Reinsdorf find a new home for the #WhiteSox? Rick Hahn is squandering big profits from a tell-all book by giving away all of his insider bombshells for free on MLB Network and the MLB Network Podcast. So we have to ask why is he on this media blitz and why n...

The #Cubs sweeping the #WhiteSox in the Friendly Confines might've been predictable, but the fireworks between Brad Keller and Miguel Vargas involved both our Asshole & Badass of the Week respectively. The #WhiteSox continue to really lean into this whole Pope thing, but should there be some separation of Church and Sox? Rick Hahn broke his silence and confirmed everything we suspected in...