Endgame: A Riverdale Podcast

Welcome to the drunk, COVID infested, nippletastic season three finale, mija! Trigger warnings: drug use, organ harvesting, human trafficking, child marriage, conversion therapy, descriptions of violence

This is a plea for help from Genetics 101!! Please save me from my co-hosts, mija! They keep listening to Riverdale songs!! Trigger warnings: child abuse, cults, transphobia (shout out to JKR), mutilation, death, animal cruelty, su*cide, bullying, homophobia, Hiram shirtless

How far can Archie's fists take you, mija 😏🤤🤔 Trigger warnings: child abuse, eating disorders, beheading, necrophilia, cults, gun violence

Wow. I finally made the episode. And it's not even long.

Donate to Abortion Funds. Links: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/supportabortionfunds?refcode=1milmatch Trigger warnings: guns, cults, child brides, violence

Mija (Portuguese) Trigger warnings: mention of shootings, cults, child abuse, drug use, su*cide

This episode has a fourth person, mija. It's a good episode, you should listen to it. But also please note that I may or may not like this person anymore. Who can truly say. Trigger warnings: cults, drug use, su*cide, mention of domestic violence, conversion therapy

Me hoy minoy, mija. Trigger warnings: drugs, violence, abuse

R.I.P to Riverdale, mija, ending after 7 seasons 🥲🥲🥲 Trigger warnings: gang violence, mention of beheading, cults, child abuse, drug use, self harm, mention of r*pe

DONATE TO U.S. ABORTION FUNDS! Any amount of money is appreciated!! Go to https://abortionfunds.org/need-abortion/ if you need help or wish to donate. Trigger warnings for this episode: cults, violence

Would you bottom in a bunker with a bussy full of beans, mija? Trigger warnings: homophobia, outing, slut shaming, conversion therapy, gun violence, drug use, pedophilia, alcoholism

They make fun of sex workers in this episode. It's a bad look, mija. Cafe con leche, mija. Trigger warnings: su*cide, gun violence, alcoholism, slut shaming, drugs

I'm not like other bear attack victims, I drink root beer and soak with Jeffrey Dahmer🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️Trigger warnings: death, being buried alive, being skinned, bear attacks, cults, drug use, PTSD, su*cide, abuse, torture, child marriage, shootings, gang violence

How fuckable are the smurfs, mija? Trigger warnings: bear attacks (??), drug use, abuse/violence, human trafficking, su*cide

If I had a nickel for every time someones limb was cut off this season, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice. Trigger warnings: drug use, medical abuse, torture, conversion therapy

We looked up farm porn for this episode, mija. Trigger warnings: Archie being horny, drug use, violence/death, corporal punishment, conversion therapy, medical abuse, force feeding (???)

How many things can you shove up your vag, mija? Trigger warnings: miscarriage, su*cide, child abuse, death/violence, kidnapping

We're here to let you know that Archie Andrews is canonically average at sex, mija. We were surprised, too. Trigger warnings: police violence, torture, child abuse, assault, su*cide

Listen, mija. We know apartheid was bad. The joke is that the Riverdale writers think that's a hot take. It's fucking not. Anyway this bio doesn't make sense unless you listen, mija. Trigger warnings: racism, abuse, incest, child marriage, drug use, death/violence

Is it cheating if you have to go to a sex bunker to become worthy of the King's Scripture, mija? Trigger warnings: su*cide, drugs, violence

This podcast does not support J*hn M*laney, mija. But we do use his jokes. Trigger warning: su*cide, drug use, gang violence, assault

We're really not good at doing this podcast, mija. If you saw the other bio, no you didn't. Trigger warnings: su*cide, abuse, drug use, conversion therapy/homophobia

Does your peepee have a hat, mija? Let us know!

Pop your pussies for the gang war, mija 💋

Chapter 32? Never heard of her, mija. Also, this episode sucks.