Emily Josh Pod

Emily and Josh attempt a hot take on the Budget but get so bored that they pivot to smutty gay fiction and the podcast instantly becomes 1000 percent better. Also: the bud-shit, lolly scrambles, kittens in blenders, Emily advocates for destroying the lives of retirees (but only the rich ones); Josh calls for full-blown communism (actually a UBI); Emily gets giddy about Kim Hill; and there is an ex...

In which Emily and Josh crash out about how the Government are hell-bent on replacing humans with lying robots, how the government's finances are nothing at all like a households', and why the Reserve Bank's job is to make sure some people don't have jobs. We also discover some brand new words like "synthetic quotes," and "jorkin' it," the latter arising somehow in the context of the movie Sheep D...

This week on Emily Josh Pod: how parenting babies is harder than parenting teenagers; parental memory loss, how parenting babies is harder than parenting teenagers, parental memory loss, how easy it is to raise teenagers vs babies, parental memory loss. Also recapping NZ political news, including the sheer number of New Zealand politicians with pee-related incidents, delays to (terrible) new Gover...

In this episode one of us finally gets enough sleep! Find out who. Also: fighting over chores, teenage BO, Lynx Africa & Impulse Vanilla Kisses, the horrible anniversary of the death of pay equity, "this grisly coalition", the attempted hatchet job on Bloody Samoan, and flag burning in bogan incinerators. And, as always, a soothing meditation.

In this episode of Emily Josh Pod: the cat came back! (Just not the very next day.) Also: we lurch from one crisis to another, someone would like to speak to Emily's manager as she has had quite enough human misery (we haven't) why are adults stopping kids from raising funds for other kids in certain countries (we know why), the weird and quite malevolent forces behind the social media ban, and be...

In a game-changing world-first, this week Emily and Josh record the podcast in the same room! Discussions include: how Pete Hegseth and fellow evangelicals haven't read the Bible, what God told Ezekiel to do to prove his mettle, RFK's propensity for dismembering roadkill, and how Pathological Wealth Accumulation should be in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual. Also, Chris Luxon's absolute confi...

In which Emily and Josh are traumatised by the news cycle, as is everyone else in the entire world, Also covered: modern case for stoicism, the Serenity Prayer, Death Cult Christianity, what to do if you're experiencing a crisis in faith, what queer community can teach us, and how leftists are all super annoying. We also discuss nostalgia for the lost, lamented Georgie Pie, the country's greatest...

Emily and Josh discuss some politicians' extremely specific fetishes (giant tiddies, room temperature milk). Also analysed is the Joy of Tramadol, the cure for ADHD, what meatheads get right, the living nightmare that is Simeon Brown, what's wrong with David Seymour's face, and how we wish that libertarians would all just make good on their threat to move to the middle of the ocean. We also talk a...

In which Josh and Emily discuss being in a good mood because terrible people are leaving politics, the trammels of neoliberalism, what would happen if you shaved David Brent, living in heartland New Zealand, what if Labour had a leader with charisma, and how  unemployed people are the brave foot soldiers of our economy who are going into the breach to save us from inflation. The Tom Phillips case...

A podcast with Emily Writes and Josh Drummond. In this episode, the first one that's for the actual general public and not paying subscribers, they kick things off with a chat about THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF IT, the horrors, the ever-increasing horrors, and why everyone seems to be losing their rag online. Topics include: the internet is cooked, social media is cooked, the hierarchy of violence in mai...