Elisha Watches "The League"

Check out Elisha, Phil, and the late Dave Santucci in Blue Heron Trio's NPR tiny desk submission on YouTube:   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X8Qzyyb9rQ 1:42:00 -- You can hear Phil's version of Taco's Ghost Monkey  

Love is a journey.  Love is a partnership.  Love is.... Phil's back from Italy and has an idea for a new career.  Elisha says don't take your sandwich in the restroom. 

Elisha and Phil explore the season 2, episode 5 (dated 10/10/10) where Andre thinks he's going to run the "Chi-Town" marathon...the what?....a marathon .... a what? Elisha collects tape and sticks. Phil does way too many deep dives and should've been a detective or professional stalker.  Their new favorite NFL player is Boobie Dixon!

Elisha likes that they are making fun of art and considers developing her own line of art inspired by Kluneberg.  She is also very surprised by the ending! 

Elisha is really uncomfortable with this episode. Phil tries and fails to pronounce naginata properly, but that's ok -- everyone in this episode says it wrong. 

Adding a Corrections and Omissions segment -- yes, we know we're copying How Did This Get Made. Do kids know what a cordless is? Terrific Lady Day! 1. Every 2.6 Months 2. Do whatever they want 3. Act interested in everything they say 4. Terrific Lady Night! (unless Pete, Andre, and Rafi show up) Probably the last mention of Hoobastank and Thompson Twins in this podcast.

What is this snaps game?! Elisha knows! Phil has no clue. Elisha has never been to Vegas. According to Phil, these are the only things to do in Vegas: Sportsbook Video Poker at the bar Blackjack table Craps table Golf Course Food Happy Birthday Douglas!

It's The Shiva Bowl!!!! Elisha can't imagine that we watch soooooo much football. Phil used to own a Jetta -- he's a hot chick. SHIVAKAMINI SOMAKANDARKRAM!!

We finally meet The Shiva and Shiva. We learn that is doesn't necessarily pay off to be an observer of the human condition -- it might lead to washing your hands in the urinal. We also learn about Frittatas and Three Penis Wine, gross. Emma Stone! Never forget

Mr. McGibblets is terrifying -- not because of the meat clever. It's the tickling and belly touching. Gross Elisha now has to understand tennis players too? Phil gushes over Cadillac Williams and Ronnie Brown -- War Eagle! Antonio Gates is just doing his job.

It's a Sunday at Ruxins! Elisha raps a song about a dude she calls Flip Flop. Phil says it's ok to be in more than one fantasy football league. Audre should not have quit his other league! The Extraordinary League of Fantasy Gentlemen!!

Seasons 1, Episode 2 of "The League," The Bounce Test: Elisha confirms that it is purely confidence and NOT hubris. Phil considers using Peyton Manning as a wing man to obtain special sex. No one is exactly sure how they got on the subject of the Tour de France. Don't let your kids listen to this episode! It's a dirty one. Hehe

Here we go!! Seasons 1, Episode 1 of "The League." Elisha is a proponent of consent and does not approve of Meegan's violation of Pete's back door. Phil goes "balls deep" on how he thinks Audre ended up getting the tattoo of Pete's face on his back.

Welcome to the new podcast Elisha Watches "The League." This introductory episode explains the what and why. Follow Phil on Instagram @party.fil