Elfchild's Panda Show

We've decided to keep all our bits and have postponed the sale no one knew about. Oh, and we played a dumb new game! Enjoy!

Naturally, I waited a month to upload this. I am a procrastinating garbage creature. Enjoy!

We're out and about in this one, hanging out at North Market. Come join our lunch, already in progress... (Our apologies, folks. It's a noisy one.)

In this update episode, it's the last day of the year and you're hanging out in our noisy kitchen.

In this episode, Justin gets lost in the past (again) and Dani plots revenge on our parking space occupiers with his army of crows.

Justin is here to update our listeners on our continued not being dead-ness, and Dani and his Slenderman legs threaten mischief.

Here we are, swinging in with our shiny pants to regale you with tales of: favorite candy treats, our many years together, failing machinery, space telescopes, movies, patchwork pants and why your favorite Bond is probably wrong.

Just a friendly game of “Would you rather…?” to ride out the end of this hella awful year.

This episode is all about the streets of Ko Samui, unsafe cleaver practices, choosing your Pokemon partner wisely, and staying at home. (Don't worry, we have a quarantine playlist for that.) Put your buds in your earholes and come along!

Characteristically later than intended, here's the conclusion to the previous episode. We both talk about our coming out process. For Justin, it's a fairly organized roadtrip. For Dani, well... it's Dani, so it's more about the journey than the destination. Oh, and we learn that trans people aren't feet. Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage!

In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!

2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.

The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.

Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!

Yes, we're alive. Here's a quick "Welcome to 2017" sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)

We saw Loreena McKennitt at The Palace Theatre in Columbus. Here's our little post-show recap, courtesy of our luscious voices and my phone.

In this episode, we catch you up on the events of our lives since our January episode, Justin is all hot and grumpy, Dani continues to abuse Justin at every turn, and we both get lost in furries and meatasauruses. All this and more! What do you have to lose? Listen now!

It's a 10th anniversary special of sorts, without being all that special. We talk about our North Market wanderings, Justin's newfound booze deity, nerdy fun after dark, and our plans for 2016!

Just a quick little Out and About recorded while waiting for our Uber driver after seeing The Martian at AMC Easton Town Center. (Spoilers are so minor, they're not even worth being called spoilers. No worries.)

Travel? Check. Lots of edit points? Check. Dodgy audio? Check. A way to kill a few hours? Double check. Listen to us in all our Chicago-y, audio-y glory.

What happens when life gives you lemons? Well... you let those lemons sit around until they're all gross and stinky and then you hand them out to your friends. Here's a little update that serves as both a solution to our forgetfulness and an announcement that our next episode is prowling in circles, sneaking its way up to your ear bits.

(Part 2 of our February/March show) - In this episode: We discover that Ben Kingsley is not the Dark Lord and that certain voice over actors should be keeping a running tab, Justin eats a carambola and asks for tamales, and Dani talks for more than 30 seconds at a time. We also reminisce about stuff we watched when we were kids, Marilyn Manson, cereal, Minecraft and my tendency to devour delicious...

In this episode: Dani fails to understand clipboard joy, Justin waves a knife about, Dani plays with Steve Irwin, and Justin rants about anyone who has ever used electronic tech.

This was simply supposed to be an update. As usual, we got a bit distracted. In this recording: Christmas, inflatable sheep, Thai ladyboys, and the relative sizes of Pokemon. Stay tuned for our new action-adventure series, Rock Fists and Giant Snake.

For the record, I was apparently thinking of Inuyasha and Rogue from The Cruxshadows.