Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena

Electric HONK

Comedy EN ↓ 28 episodes

A podcast to carry you into the weekend with a mixture of sillyness, interesting stories and a look at current affairs, politics and the big sporting events of the week...and some beverage tasting!

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Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena

Episodes

#028 - Don't Mone, It's CHRISTMAS! ⚡🥚 21.12.2023 1:04:34

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Woeful Wonky Christmas Tree in Bramhall Napoleon Film – Review Leave The World Behind Beardfishing – Fishing for Beards? TOP SHELF – "Baileys Tiramisu Cocktail" Michelle Mone – PPE Scandal Dis...

#027 - Baksmalla Smack on the Arse 03.12.2023 59:58

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Tops off for the YanTans Salmon's Gets Wood EasyJet Lisps & Disney Massive Orca Brains and The Real Squid Games The Five Regrets of the Dying National French Toast Day - Days of the Year TOP SH...

#026 - Twitter Hanging by a Thread 14.07.2023 58:51

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: The French Revolution Turns Sour – Riots in France Salmon's Kitten Hides Dead Bodies of Fallen Birds Indonesian Monkey Torture Ring Uncovered by BBC Black Mirror New Season TOP SHELF – Leche D...

#025 - Trans Crocs & Rainbow Washing 10.06.2023 58:30

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Comedy Fan Machine-Gun Farts in Trans Toilet Civil Service Strikes – Success at 4.5%? Salmon Eats Michelin Star Rice Pudding Eric Cantona Launches Music Career Carlisle United's League 2 Play-...

#024 - Down's Syndrome Barbie Dolls 27.05.2023 59:19

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Rolf Harris and Tina Turner Kick the Bucket Abaucin – AI Finds New Antibiotic AI Fake Explosion at Pentagon (Not the White House!) Crashes S&P 500 Down Syndrome Barbie Dolls – Investment? TOP...

#023 – The Crowning of Sausage Fingers 14.05.2023 59:31

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Bank Holiday's are Different for Dads MachineDaena Fails his Comedy Set King Charles (Formally known as Prince) Coronation Recap - Prince Annes feather hat blocking Harry's face - ...

#022 – AI-topia or Dystopia 27.04.2023 1:05:13

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Last of Us Coffee – Cordyceps Fungus Zombie Infection? MachineDaena Locks in his Landlord Salmons Thai Brides & battered Crabs TikTok Algorithm PowerPoint Training Programme! TOP SHELF – Bumbu...

#021 - Sunak to Shell Out Over Strikes? 08.02.2023 1:06:08

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Weird News Catch up - BBC Sex Noises & Hydraulic Urinal Death Less Intense Movie Titles MrBeast New Health Service - Cures 1000 People of Blindness Salmon on Strike Shell Profits Highest in 115...

#020 - Starmer's New Year's Devolution 07.01.2023 59:45

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: The Machine Gets Lean for Ween Speeding Fine Equality in Finland HillHillHill Hill – The origins of Torpenhow Hill Lucid Dreaming Caution – CUT OUT MD's bit about being young and experiencing t...

#019 - She's a Braverman than I am 24.12.2022 59:33

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Salmon's attempt at ChatGPT is Sh*t Argie Bargie in World Cup final as Messi celebrates in Qatar Prison Swap – USA and Russia edition? (could probably be heavily trimmed) TOP SHELF – Batch and...

#018 - Ronaldon't Outshine Ramos 12.12.2022 59:46

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: MD Hates Christmas Small Talk on the Airwaves ChatGPT Launches to Millions of Mesmorized AI Fans End of Year Survey Highlights Shock Salmon Word of the Year Most Googled Word Europe's Heaviest...

#017 - It's All Kicking Off in Qatar 27.11.2022 57:36

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! This week we cover: Football Clichés Gone Wrong World Cup 2022 – Qatar Drama Building Gianni Infantino is Gay and Disabled at Qatar England's Lions didn't ROAR for LGBTQ+ Germany protests FIFA with Hands on Mouth...

#016 - Hancock Ruffles Feathers Down Under 12.11.2022 59:56

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: Queen is dead. Long live the King. Salmon Rides with Clive from Hythe Crypto Bottoms Out in 2022 with FTX Crypto Crash Check Mate to Anal Beads TOP SHELF – Parma Violet Gin Liqueur...

#015 - Boris No Longer Public's Palmate 11.07.2022 58:58

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: MachineDaena new arrival – Eevie Salmon cycles to France Andy Robinson's sponsorship with Wimbledon ends Rolls Royce £2,000 bonus is a win for capitalism Halifax pronouns badges – T...

#014 - Migration to Rwanda 24.06.2022 1:05:29

World's longest walk from one destination to another Funny Hobby / Business Names Boris Johnson Vote of Confidence Gary Neville Becomes Labour Member TOP SHELF – Langs Banana Jamaican Rum HEADLINER – Putin's Pootrid Suitcase Bitcoin Takes a Dump Below $20k USA Gun Laws to Change? Blake Lemoine's Sentient AI Bot at Google Monkey Pox Renamed by WHOke Lefties Sports Washing – Saudi Laundromat Rwanda...

#013 – Her Majesty's Waddle 04.06.2022 59:37

Platty Jubes – UK celebrates 70 years of the Queen Labour's 4-day Bank Holiday Increase UK Airport Travel Woes – Cancelled Flights! Germans Say NEIN to High Train Fares Tories U Turn on Windfall Tax as Predicted by Starmer No Queen at St Pauls Cathedral Prince Andrew Has Covid – Sus? Ricky Gervais – Super Woke, Super Nature Stand up Pop Song Lyrics are Heavy Lately! TOP SHELF – The Three Bell Ends...

#012 - Amber Heard a HONK! 21.05.2022 59:05

Honk! Honk! Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you over the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: Salmon's Post Covid Poo at Work 3 Lions Click Bait 1000 Farts in a Working Man's Club £184m Lotto Winner Walks his Dog TOP SHELF – Maraschino Liqueur & Cherries THE...

#011 - Birds Of A Feather Rock Together 18.05.2022 59:03

Let MachineDaena and Salmon entertain you into the weekend in the wonderful world of the Electric Honk Podcast! A world of humour, politics, sport and some genuinley interesting random facts! Here's what we cover this week: R V Daena King Salmon Microplastics Human Anus Fat people voting Neuroscience – dying brain activity TOP SHELF – United For Ukraine (brewdog) Headliner – Boy shits in a kettle...

#010 - Prince Andrew's Goose is Cooked 17.05.2022 59:15

Salmons Guide to Happiness UK Gets Battered by Storms TOP SHELF – Goose Island Beer called Derek! THE HEADLINER – Reality Star who Received Death Threats for Selling £38,000 worth of Fart Jars Reveals Next Career Move" Prince Andrews Goose is Cooked Kurt Zouma - Don't F*ck with Cats French Knight Life – The History and Origins of the Salute! Metaverse Superbowl Fail – Foofighters Fail to Flatter F...

#009 - DID BORIS BEAK TOO SOON 09.05.2022 1:00:03

Downing Street Parties Fall Out MP Christian Wakefield Labours the Tories Hazel Grove MP Scandal Top Shelf – Dark Matter! The Headliner – Bulgarian Red Wine! Elon Musk's Chaotic Orbit! Czeck Singer Dies Following Deliberate COVID 19 Contraction Substack – Paid to be the Devil's Advocate on Big News? Meatloaf is Brown Bread Inspires Salmons Work Colleague Is Steven Gerrard Shaping up to...

#008 - Sue Gray-Goose Inquiry 21.01.2022 1:04:35

Salmon breaks his phone, and MachineDaena swalled a ringpull when he was six! Alan Gosling gets birdflu in the UK – Nominative Determinism The origins of Disaronno Salmon and MachineDaena discuss the comedy wild west of 90s TV! Babys acting like a scene from Kong vs Godzilla Top Shelf – Marks & Spencer My G&TEA The Headliner – Percy Long Prong's Business Card! Fall out for the Prime Minister's Par...

#007 - Festive FOWL Play 16.01.2022 1:10:55

Andy Shares his Parenting Advice to soon to be dad MachineDaena Top Shelf – Dutch Eggnog (Advocaat) The Headliner - "Police search for motorized picnic table drivers seen travelling through Perths Scarborough Beach Area" Is the Party over for the Tory Government? F1 Controversy – Lewis Hamilton loses 2020-2021 F1 under dodgy circumstances to Max Verstappen! Man sued for being asked to stop farting...

#006 - Six Geese-a-Lying 22.12.2021 1:19:15

MachineDaena writes with his butt cheeks Andy Salmon becomes a Walrus Detective TOP SHELF – Brewdog Spiced Rum 500 cuts The Headliner – Small dong march demands end to stigma around small penises Tories Xmas Covid Party Will UK Public ignore Covid rules because of Tories? Man United's new German Manager - Ralf Rangnick Will Covid Omicron Variant Stop Football Again? "Suicide Pods" – Are they a Sui...

#005 - It's All Just Proper-Gander 24.11.2021 1:27:09

Pod #005 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena - Podcast 'It's All Just Proper-Gander'! De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as: Streamlabs Corporate Scandal Ikea CEO as Sweden Prime Minister Assembling his Cabinet… The origins of Horsepower – James Watt Discussing the news of Steven Gerrard to Villa...

#004 - Ever Meta-Goose 10.11.2021 1:20:30

Pod #004 of Electric Honk! Hosted by Andrew Salmon & MachineDaena - Podcast 'EVER META-GOOSE' De-stress from your long week at work with Andrew & Daena as they take you to places you didn't know existed - such as: The Squidgame cryptocurrency rug pull scam Weird Halloween Goth Fest TOP SHELF - Tuaca – Brighton's primary brandy shot drink! The HEADLINER – "Police admit officer did mistake paddling...