Jon Kimball & David Rees

Election Profit Makers

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A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.

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Jon Kimball & David Rees

Episodes

Episode 325: I Don’t Wanna Wait For Our Lives To Be Over 06.05.2025 55:05

This episode is mostly about Dawson’s Creek. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 324: The Sellers Manufacturing Company Lake 29.04.2025 50:29

Jon makes a Belichick-related prediction. David is humbled by the world's dumbest PAC. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

BONUS EPISODE: 27 Minutes Of Context-Free Cats Purring 25.04.2025 27:12

Field recordings of EPM listeners’ felines. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 322: Hegseth Sideburn Template Dot Net 22.04.2025 53:46

Jon buys an insane piece of fitness equipment. David is overwhelmed by cat recordings. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 321: Patreon Episode PREVIEW: Lifting Weights With The Election Profit Makers. 15.04.2025 2:40

Jon and David go hard as hell lifting weights in Jon's gym! This is an intense field recording! To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks!

Episode 320: June 2026 Goals 09.04.2025 55:34

Jon’s knee hurts. David makes a CrimethInc connection. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 319: Further Useful Remarks Concerning The Intersection Of Weightlifting And Politics 01.04.2025 58:36

Jon recaps March Madness and remembers lifting at the YMCA. David celebrates the culture of bench-press spotting. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 318: Trump Is The Least Non-Trump President At This Point In His Term 25.03.2025 59:37

Jon and David injure themselves and adjust their training regimens accordingly. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 317: Bonus Episode: North Carolina Political Gossip (with Thomas Mills) 20.03.2025 50:07

Thomas Mills of PoliticsNC.com joins Jon and David to discuss Mark Robinson, Anderson Clayton, and domain names. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Episode 316: Rejecting Wealth And Hell-ness For Health And Wellness 18.03.2025 55:46

Jon shocks his system with made-up exercises. David describes his ideal personal trainer. EPM March Madness http://bit.ly/MYBRACKET Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Episode 315: Your Health & Wellness Journey Begins Today 11.03.2025 59:16

Jon and David discuss supplements, consumer electronics, and other lifestyle topics designed for today’s man. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Episode 314: Either Show Their Heads Getting Chopped Off Or Move On 04.03.2025 53:52

Jon picks a Bad Boy of the Week. David starts writing his Blood Meridian musical. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

PREVIEW Patreon Episode: Highlights Of The First EPM Call-In Show 25.02.2025 4:20

To hear the entire episode, join our Patreon. Thanks! http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Episode 312: Router Name Resistance 18.02.2025 54:55

Jon and David argue about how long it would take to walk to Sunrise Biscuit Kitchen from Jon’s apartment. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Episode 311: Dumbbells are important 11.02.2025 55:51

Jon rages at a breakfast restaurant’s self-description. David theorizes about national dementia. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 310: Did DEI Cause The American Airlines 5432 Crash? A Good-Faith Investigation Into An Intriguing Theory 04.02.2025 55:27

Jon gets back into the news. David celebrates crustal hydration. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 309: 100 Years 28.01.2025 56:09

Jon warns David about pink dye. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 308: In This Moment All Sides Should Give One Another A Bit Of Grace 21.01.2025 53:56

Jon explains why he’s no longer bothered by horror. David starts monitoring bedfellows. Visit our sponsor! bit.ly/anditallmakessense Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 307: DM Me On Watch Duty 14.01.2025 58:34

David packs a go bag. Jon has issues with his fob. Support us on Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 306: The Bunny Rabbit Boys 07.01.2025 53:23

Jon and David rebrand and provide a hippity-hoppity take on current events. Join our Patreon! http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Episode 305: Last Episode Of 2024! 31.12.2024 44:30

Jon celebrates a North Carolina population milestone. David watches Nicole Kidman drink a glass of milk. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Episode 304: Post-Christmas Mini Episode 26.12.2024 43:56

Jon gets excited about a new dam. David shares New York City memories from days gone by. Join our Patreon http://bit.ly/Ipatreon Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky Send us email contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Episode 303: Cormac McCarthy And Avalanches 17.12.2024 49:38

David makes unfounded conjectures about a famous novelist. Jon promises to read Blood Meridian. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Episode 302: Holding Space For Brainrot 10.12.2024 54:47

Jon and David discuss Luigi Mangione and Lara Trump. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown

Episode 301: Temu Tom Waits 04.12.2024 59:10

Jon keeps up with the news. David sees Wicked. Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your election prediction questions to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Follow Jon on Bluesky http://jonkimball.bsky.social Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown