Jon Kimball & David Rees

Election Profit Makers

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A podcast about election-related prediction markets. Hosted by Jon Kimball and David Rees.

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Jon Kimball & David Rees

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Episode 375: The Tell-Tale Apostrophe 07.04.2026 54:41

This is our last episode until the midterms! Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 374: Biblically Accurate Vice Presidents 31.03.2026 57:23

Jon celebrates a big Duke loss. David talks about the X-Men. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 373: Ezekiel 6:14 24.03.2026 57:18

Jon and David discuss whether UNC coach Hubert Davis could be the next DHS secretary. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 372: They Could Just Put The Oil In The Shoes 17.03.2026 55:10

David celebrates illegal speech acts. Jon considers a listener's new method of ranking skylines. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 371: Let's Brainstorm Ideas To Lower Gas Prices 10.03.2026 55:31

David reads Australian cicada names. Jon reviews War dot Gov. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 370: A Celebration Of Operation Epic Fury And America's Warrior Ethos 04.03.2026 54:28

Jon and David discuss the newest ridiculous event. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 369: The State Of Our Union Is Basically Kash Patel Chugging Beer In An Italian Locker Room 25.02.2026 54:02

Jon and David prepare for the big stupid speech. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 368: A Quick Survey Of Bipedalism, Hindlimbs, And Forelimbs In Elite American Mammals 18.02.2026 52:07

EPM pivots to animal physiology. We appreciate your Patreon support https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 367: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Field Recording Of Weaver Dairy Frog Pond 11.02.2026 32:32

This is a recording of an artificial pond on Weaver Dairy Road in Chapel Hill. It was recorded after a big summer storm in July 2023. Support EPM on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 366: From the EPM Patreon Archives: Tournament of Number Songs 03.02.2026 1:42:42

What is the best song about numbers? Support us on Patreon at http://patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send your questions or comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 365: A Celebration Of Minor League Baseball Team Names And Stadiums 27.01.2026 51:44

Enjoy this feel-good classic from the EPM Patreon archives. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Announcement 14.01.2026 1:53

Taking some time off

Episode 363: My Desires Are Human 31.12.2025 48:41

Jon summarizes the year in municipal wetness. David watches TV for eight hours straight. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 362: Jon’s 100 Questions 23.12.2025 53:30

David marvels at Epstein’s legs. Jon shares a profound document from 30 years ago. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 361: The Emptiness Economy 09.12.2025 56:54

Jon celebrates his favorite animal. David remembers an important moment at Clearwater Lake. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 360: The Driest Place’s Wettest November 02.12.2025 58:25

Jon does some gumshoe reporting about rainfall. David challenges A.I. with his human-centered poetry. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 359: Gas-Pumpin’ Shoes 25.11.2025 58:31

Jon apologizes for Nuzzi-related misinformation. David wonders if Trump will join the DSA. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 358: Nuzzi Lizza Pizza Paparazzi Dazzles 18.11.2025 57:51

Jon and David discuss various theories about Jeffrey Epstein. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 357: Skinny Jonny comes around 12.11.2025 50:55

Jon catches a late case of Mamdani Fever. David wonders what to think about the Democratic surrender on the shutdown. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Episode 356: Sammy Dammy 04.11.2025 49:28

Jon and David mourn the passing of Dick Cheney, the wonderful humanitarian who did so much good in the world. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Season Finale Recap 31.10.2025 3:31

The Runarounds finally play a gig in Chapel Hill! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode. https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Episode 354: Trump's Golden Ballroom Will Leave You Soaking Wet 28.10.2025 53:11

Jon has a proper football adventure. David thinks about someday watching a baseball game. Support us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers Send questions and comments to contact@electionprofitmakers.com Watch David's show DICKTOWN on Hulu http://bit.ly/dicktown Follow Jon on Bluesky http://bit.ly/bIuesky

Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 6 & 7 Recap 24.10.2025 2:39

The Runarounds are about to make the big time! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers

Announcement 21.10.2025 1:05

Margaret "Peg" Stamm Rees 1936 - 2025

Patreon Episode PREVIEW: The Runarounds Episodes 4&5 Recap 10.10.2025 3:58

The Runarounds meet Dex Romweber! Join our Patreon to hear the full episode! https://www.patreon.com/electionprofitmakers