Elden Dogs (An Elden Ring Podcast)

Patreon Release Date: Jul 20th 2025 Shadow of the Erdtree brings a whole new batch of magical nonsense to fling at your enemies. Sorceries now include space rocks and a massive pair of twin moons, while incantations let you fling little fire snakes or throw healing spells from a distance! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, ch...

Patreon Release Date: Aug 17th 2025 Heck, what are we doing here people? We are talking about items for a whole episode? That's right Tarnished! The Inventory holds many secrets and oddities and we need to discuss them. I guarantee you will learn something today! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Patreon Release Date: Mar 10th 2025 Our journey through the Land of Shadow continues as we discuss the wacky and weird denizens of this forsaken land. The hippopotamus is not a hippo. The Fire Knights are spoiled brats. And the Curseblade would be fantastic in a fighting game. Only 25 enemies left to go! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our...

Patreon Release Date: Jun 1st 2025 Weapons Covered: Reapers Whips Hand-to-Hand Arts Fists Claws Beast Claws Throwing Blades Perfume Bottles Torches Shields To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/va...

Patreon Release Date: Feb 23rd 2025 The Bestiary has returned! In this beloved series, we break down every single varmint and miscreant in the Land of Shadow. Join us we discuss the Shadow Undead, Man-Flies, and the Bloodfiends. Are Giant Electric Sheep a good thing? Why would anyone kill a horse? And is it a metal band? To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from E...

Patreon Release Date: Jun 30th 2025 Freyja and Ansbach are here to discuss all of our favorite friends! ...and Queelign. This episode dives into all of the spirit ashes from the DLC. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo by Bryant Ross - h...

Patreon Release Date: Apr 8th, 2024 How did this turn into 7 episodes?! I guess it's just too much fun talking about the various denizens of the Lands Between. In our final episode of Bestiary (at least until the DLC), we venture to the Haligtree to discuss monstrous musicians and badass rotten knights. We then venture to Farum Azula to talk about Dragons and Beastmen. Finally, we end on the E...

Patreon Release Date: May 18th 2025 Weapons Covered: Great Hammers Colossal Weapons Spears Great Spears Halberds To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue. Sky:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Patreon Release Date: May 24th, 2024 Our journey through the various friends and not-so-friends of the Lands Between continues as we venture into the Mountaintops of the Giants! First, we stop in the beautiful ruins of Zamor to discuss basketball! Then, we reminisce on House Hoslow and the trouser-less heroes of their house. Finally, we talk a whole lot about fire. Fire giants, black flames, and f...

Patreon Release Date: May 7th 2025 Tarnished go Bonk! Weapons Covered: Axes Greataxes Hammers Flails To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Logo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/ Contact Us: Blue. Sky:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https...

Patreon Release Date: Feb 25th, 2024 There's a lot of enemies in this game!  Gideon and Alexander crack open a couple of cold ones to discuss the denizens of the Lands Between! We start at the Ruin Strewn Precipice and the horrors of latin music, before we venture into the Altus Plateau to discuss the skinning of gods or even just all the men in the village.  Writhing rotmounds and spiritcalle...

Patreon Release Date: Apr 20th, 2025 Lots of heavy-hitters in Part 2 of our Weapons series. There Will Be Blood! Weapons Covered: Thrusting Swords Great Thrusting Swords Curved Swords Curved Greatswords Backhand Blades Katanas Great Katanas Twinblades To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www....

Patreon Release Date: Jan 28th, 2024 The Underground Cities.  You fear to go beneath the Lands Between.  The Nox pushed their experiments too greedily and delved too deep into parts of the universe better left unknown.  You know what they awoke in the darkness of Ainsel... really big ants. The Bestiary continues Tarnished!  In this episode we cover enemies mostly situated in Caria Manor, the Under...

Patreon Release Date: Jun 3rd 2024 Take a set Tarnished. Today, Alexander and Sir Gideon convene to discuss the wide world of incantations in the Lands Between. These spells cover many attacks, buffs, debuffs, and enhancements. If you want to shoot frosty dragon breath or shoot a frickin laser beam out of your eye, this is the episode for you! To support our show and get exclusive access to over 7...

Patreon Release Date: Jan 14th 2024 Our journey through the Lands Between continues as we tackle the Lakes of Liurnia! We tackle the artificial Albinaurics, the crunchy Crystallians, and the hellspawn that are Crayfish.  Seriously, we hate crayfish. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ https://www.pa...

Patreon Release Date: May 5th 2024 Welcome back to the Roundtable Hold Tarnished. This fine morning in the Lands Between, Alexander and Gideon continue their discussion of the joys of Spirit Ashes and the vile horrors of puppets. Our discussion leads us through the Special Spirit Ashes and the Legendary Spirit Ashes. We talk squad goals, elden drip, and using spirit ashes for hype purposes. To sup...

Patreon Release Date: Dec 23rd 2023 Our journey through the Bestiary of The Lands Between continues!  In this episode Alexander and Gideon discuss the creatures found in both the Weeping Peninsula and Caelid, and we must admit this might have the most heavy metal enemies in the game. We talk about the Disciples of Rot, the Vulgar Militia, Putrid Corpses, and Flame Chariots.  Caelid has a strange b...

Patreon Release Date: Sept 28th 2025 How fares the night friend? and what the heck is it? Why is there a goat demon asking me strange questions and who is this talking doll? Have no fear Nightfarers, today all questions will be answered, or at least considered! Today, we discuss the lore of Elden Ring: Nightreign. To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Do...

Patreon Release Date: Apr 6, 2025 In episode 1 of another multi-part series, we are tackling all of the weapons of the Lands Between. We begin with an overview of how weapons work and then we rank and discuss all of the weapons by type. In Part 1 we cover: Daggers Straight Swords Light Greatswords Greatswords Colossal Swords To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes fr...

So you want to take on the Nightlords. Easier said than done Nightfarer. You might want to have a listen to this here guide. This episode goes through each Nightlord one at a time to discuss preparation, strategy, movesets, and how not to piss yourself when your two teammates go down and its you against an angry centaur knight or the meanest ice dragon this side of the Siofra River. AE MarlingBlue...

Miquella's journey is complete. He has ascended to the top of Enir-Ilim and is ready to resurrect his brother and wed him in holy matrimony. The Tarnished have a difficult path heading up fighting many horny warriors and some old friends. We say goodby to Ansbach and Freyja. We mourn Moore. How many times do we have to tell this old Redmane to sit down? Radahn is back and will not let up. Let&...

You have selected your Nightfarer and now you are ready to be dropped into Limveld. Now what do you do? Here is your guide for the moment to moment progression of a couple days in Limveld. What should be priority and what should be avoided! AE MarlingBluesky - ⁠⁠https://bsky.app/profile/aemarling.bsky.social⁠⁠ Murder in the Tool Library - ⁠⁠https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-tool-libra...

Time for an episode of Rauh Dogs! Ansbach and Freja take a stroll through the past as we tackles the completely confusing Rauh Ruins. Who made them? Some old civilization. What is Devonia looking at? We may never know! We do take some time to go to church today as well as we attend the Church of the Bud. Romina is rotten and its time to nip it in the bud. To support our show and get exclusive acce...

Gather around Nightfarers! Today, we will learn each others names. Who is your Daddy and what does he do? Brad is again joined by AE to discuss the various Nightfarers and their strengths and weaknesses! AE MarlingBluesky - ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/aemarling.bsky.social⁠ Murder in the Tool Library - ⁠https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-tool-library-a-e-marling/1144354144⁠ Missing Merma...

Patreon Release Date: 01/05/2025 Everyone has that one friend who says some weird stuff. Ymir is one of these dudes. You have a couple cool conversations with him, and then he starts talking about the sound of your essence and young buy buried outside. Today, we journey to the Cathedral of Manus Metyr and finally meet the Mother of All Fingers herself. Join as we discuss eating mushrooms and smoki...