Eee! The Horror

Art the Clown is a real side-splitter - and if only it stopped there. Us party gals compare notes as we sober ourselves up with a slice of pizza.

We take a whistlestop tour of horror movies that are popularly believed to be cursed - and sort out that whole 'Mandela Effect' thing along the way

Ping! Another episode is ready for your consumption. Will Microwave Massacre be a quick, cheeky treat or underheated slop that leaves a bad taste?

New York, New York - it's a hell of town. We break our silence on this apocalyptic horror franchise with a look at the third but also first chapter.

We pack our toothbrushes, timber allergy pills and mosquito repellent to pay a visit to Black Lake - and our headlines are gonna need to be sharp and snappy for this one. You know, cos it's about a crocodile and that.

We can't keep our traps shut as we step into the grisly world of Jigsaw - will Graham be captivated by his first encounter with the franchise?

We pop by for a viewing of a property* neither of us have seen before - 2020's His House. * - you know, like an intellectual property. Work with us here. But will this spooky story be one we want to rent, buy, or get as far away from as possible?

We take a deep dive into the deleted and alternative scenes from the original cut of Death Becomes Her. The movie's ending was changed just a few weeks before its release in cinemas, and we need to know more.

Now you're talking! We flatter the ageless black comedy with our compliments, though Graham plays hard to get by picking at a few loose flakes in the plot.

We rewind to the early noughties to catch a blockbuster from the late-stage VHS era - a crazy fantasy where recorded media spread evil like a disease

As we get driven round the bend examining the plot contrivances of this 90s teen slasher favourite, we're joined by a guest we know will make a big splash. Holly from A Toast to Pop Culture has recently popped her IKWYDLS cherry - but was she hooked?

As we settle in to discuss 2012 supernatural chiller The Woman in Black, we're spookily joined by a presence - one of its cast members! Vicki's mate Emma Shorey has tangled with the vengeful ghoul before, so we have high hopes that, with her help, we'll make it out alive and be able to file our stories.

We pull ourselves together to cast an eye over the various parts that make up Guillermo del Toro's take on the perennial tale of artificial intelligence and the male loneliness epidemic

We head for our desks at the Derry Advertiser to report on the terrifying events of It - but our editor just thinks we're clowning around.

Vicki and Graham swoon over a handsome, thoughtful motel owner as they watch Psycho for the first and the thousandth time respectively.

Vicki and Graham clamber into the attic to rewatch classic seasonal horror Black Christmas.