Eating Salads

Great! Salad 03.09.2020 8:36 ↓

Censorship is bad, every baby knows this to be true. In that case, why do these corporate boards continue to alienate the educated babies of the world? Perhaps it's just to placate the ignorant elderly masses.

The Classic Salad 02.09.2020 5:09 ↓

So refreshing, so clean.

Leash Cat Salad 01.09.2020 5:08 ↓

What was the little cat thinking when it first was strapped to it's owner? To think, how far it's come.

GAMEBOY Salad 31.08.2020 8:59 ↓

Trading cards, videogames, you know what I'm all about. Today we had highs, we had lows, and we appraised some Blue-Eyes White Dragons.

Fennel Salad 30.08.2020 5:43 ↓

Almost the same as Fentanyl salad, but who am I to say.

Gertrude Salad 29.08.2020 6:09 ↓

Now you can make pigs move with...their minds!

Conveyor Belt Salad 28.08.2020 6:52 ↓

Was it happy hour? Did we have enough players to save Sonic and his friends?

Goya Salad 26.08.2020 8:48 ↓

Update on the solar roof and renovations!

WAP Salad (Cardi B Megan Thee Stallion) 26.08.2020 7:36 ↓

Gross! Ain't nobody finna eat that!

Aunt Flo Salad 25.08.2020 6:25 ↓

Oh lawd she coming, get your lifejackets boys!

Acreage Salad 24.08.2020 4:00 ↓

How much land does a growing boy need to scrounge so veggies together for a sustainable dinner?

Snake Salad 22.08.2020 4:08 ↓

Even if you're extremely active and outdoorsy, you can find time between adventures to enjoy a bowl of vegetables. Occasionally those bowls are more retro than others.

Bathroom Salad 22.08.2020 2:09 ↓

It's the stroke of midnight and I'm trapped in a bathroom in Tennessee! Don't worry, I'm safe.

Ice Cream Party Salad 21.08.2020 4:18 ↓

Naps are also an extremely healthy lifestyle adjustment. If you've gone done the salad path, and the mask route, why not take a little adventure down nap promenade?

Airstream Salad 20.08.2020 7:03 ↓

All you little daredevils better buckle up because I'm in a hotel room watching the CEO of Dish "group" make menacing eye contact.

The Pancho 19.08.2020 7:27 ↓

I've been making little nests out of forbidden Tudor texts in an attic near you! Tomorrow, your goal is to eat SIX SALADS!

Taquito Salad 18.08.2020 7:49 ↓

We're going to save every single Maldives, one at a time! Also, we will Ace your next geography exam, no matter what the haters say!

Picnic Salad 17.08.2020 6:41 ↓

We've been having internet troubles! But salads are being eaten every day!

Ponko Salad 15.08.2020 4:27 ↓

The newest location of a local chain usually has the best that the company can offer. Always worth a checksie when you're in the neighborhood. 

Diversity Salad 13.08.2020 6:16 ↓

So many colors! Peter's Friends now streaming on Amazon Prime.

Texas Instrument Salad 13.08.2020 5:33 ↓

We've been packing and Mari Kondo'ing our belongings. When we have so many fine hand gadgets, it's hard to decide what to toss and what to pass on to future generations.

Tofu Zesto Salad 12.08.2020 5:03 ↓

We really think about a pilot episode for a show called "Local Chains" on a regular basis.

Woke Salad 10.08.2020 5:57 ↓

We have a health halo, so we don't need to patronize you by pretending to care about anybody. It won't hurt to have solar hehe

Baked Cheese Salad 09.08.2020 4:58 ↓

Brighter Day, Collins Quarter, Foxy Loxy, and The Grey... all in one weekend. Now we will have to fly to have our favorite restaurants again!

The Grey Market Chicken Salad... 08.08.2020 6:15 ↓

The pros of Savannah are really spelt out in the man on the street salad episode. Multiple guests show up!