Eating Salads

OG Salad 30.09.2020 3:38 ↓

Wow, these presidential debates really inspire one to get out and vote. It's been years since the last time I had olive garden.

Myers-Briggs Salad 29.09.2020 7:42 ↓

There are 4 categories, each with two possible letters as choices. See if you can deduce which one has an easier time barely getting their hands dirty.

Choyrizo Salad 28.09.2020 7:05 ↓

With a nose full of rockwool, it's the eve of our hvac big-day.

Morning After Salad 27.09.2020 8:39 ↓

There's no telling why we don't do the things we don't do. For instance, why would someone grow so far away from their favorite media, in such a delicate time?

Low Point Salad 25.09.2020 7:27 ↓

Are we all just people of Walmart, waiting to happen?

Hard Working Salad 24.09.2020 6:34 ↓

All those chores make a big, strong, hungry boy at the end of the day. Our pod arrived today, mostly in tact.

Battery salad 23.09.2020 10:01 ↓

It's the dawn of a new era. Our new vegetable production gardens will output 7X the amount of zucchini. We're calling them, "Teragardens."

Saladmaster 22.09.2020 8:14 ↓

Handmade in our kitchen.

Palak My Rear Salad 21.09.2020 6:30 ↓

Our friend Jenna plans to dress as a sexy librarian for Halloween. As far as I can tell, she will just lower her glasses below the bridge of her nose, and hopefully not wear a mask.

Garage Sale-ad 20.09.2020 8:22 ↓

Come for some bargains, maybe the thrill of a haggle. End up being followed home, all the way up your apartment steps and into your bedroom.

RBG Salad 19.09.2020 8:55 ↓

Ensalada Supremos, ya boi finna be the first ever gender-queer justice! All the rights, none of the nonsense... for life.

Pig-Nosed Bat Salad 18.09.2020 5:08 ↓

The competitors in the Eco-Race know nothing of true exhaustion. Also, I should have probably talked about how I "nope'd" out of an altercation with a bazillion moths earlier tonight.

Survivor Salad 17.09.2020 7:45 ↓

It finally happened, the situation came knocking at our door. Luckily, ya boi eat enough veg, and it lasted only a half hour.

Frontier Salad 15.09.2020 6:23 ↓

See if you can tell when I take a deep swig of water from Matt's Far Side mug. This salad marks the offset towards a new frontier!

Wedding Salad 14.09.2020 3:16 ↓

We are packing in the middle of the night, leaving town in a hurry.

Cash on the Table Salad 13.09.2020 6:24 ↓

Idioms can be confusing for non-native speakers of a language. Let's just say that tomorrow, I'm going to try and use several of complicated devices.

Controversial Salad 12.09.2020 7:17 ↓

With everything going on in the world, it's high time we band our most distasteful tastes together and preserve.

Bubble Wrap Salad 11.09.2020 6:31 ↓

Finna paint the house glow in the dark.

Security Salad 10.09.2020 9:01 ↓

You better watch your children... or someone else will.

Snow-Topped Salad 09.09.2020 5:15 ↓

It's September, and I threw a real snow ball at least twice today. What do you make of that?

Platform Salad 08.09.2020 9:22 ↓

You're sitting in a cell, suddenly a platform of vegetables lowers down from the ceiling. You can eat as much as you want, because salad is healthy. We found the blueprints on a shelf with wrapping paper.

Kangaroo Court Salad 06.09.2020 7:34 ↓

First there was the Boston Massacre, next the Nuremberg trial, finally... the Simpson murder trail. What's next, the Obama trial?!

Dystopian Salad 05.09.2020 8:53 ↓

Never have I seen such a dreary weather forecast. Hazy smoke, masked frogs, and an enormous collection of boxes.

Tradition Salad 05.09.2020 4:09 ↓

Watch a musical from the early days of talkie movies!

Library Salad 04.09.2020 9:25 ↓

So many books, not enough boxes! If anyone is interested in women's lib books, lemme know!