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We as an existence really can suck the fun outta everything.

Sometimes you just gotta sit back a say... "Let it Go". Well Steve did and we talk about it in today's episode.

The Amazon is burning for profit, but when it's done nobody will be alive to spend all the money the make.

Why is making your poop sparkle a thing? For the love of God, there is no God!

It's the person, not the breed. I've seen the most docile of breeds turn nasty because of the owner. So we can all stop discriminating against certain breeds of dogs.

Merely hours apart and two more mass shootings prompted by senseless racism and hate, and the President delivers a canned address void of feeling and we're all supposed to by it. #hecausedit

Seriously, don't we have better things to do with our money that to spend millions on something that's not real or should we invest it back into our communities.....

He was on the air for 30 years... How bog of and asshole could he have been?

Ladies and Gentleman... The Manchurian Cantaloupe feeds his base red meat.

Well, that escalated in a hurry.

American pride dropped 2% from last year and the trend is for it to keep dropping. So, what's the solution?

A Dictator, a Dictator and a Dick meet at the DMZ for a ground breaking ceremony for the latest luxury hotel with it's very own torture spa with other great amenities like the waterboard massage table, drowning pool and KBG cocktail (make sure you ask for the Uppity Journalist... Vlad make that one himself).

These two never heard of a leaving a good thing alone. But hey... everyone has the right to earn... Right?

In order to effect change on a global level we must react locally.

Why is Bill Cosby's name still in front of us? Why!?!

When we are living in a world where men are ripping rights away from women, we've got a problem. When our Judiciary committee won't read the Mueller investigation, we've got a problem. When John Stewart goes in front of the house to please for 9-11 benefits and not a single republican is there, we've got a huge problem! Our leaders are failing this country.

Hey! Guess what... Women are happier without kids and husbands! Hmmm...

If Amazon is selling it, and you are buying it, well... they are tracking you. But hey, at least you'll have it in two days.

It’s truly funny that the same brainless Trump supporters that walk around not allowing anyone to make decisions about their guns are willing to make decisions about a woman’s reproductive rights. If you ever thought hypocrisy wasn’t alive and kicking in the United States, you need only go to Alabama that single handily walked this country back five decades.

With a million dollars you used to think, "financial security", now you think... "I may need to get a second job".

Here in the United States healthcare is no longer about helping people, it’s no longer about living longer or better lives. It’s no longer about preventative treatments or screenings. It’s about profits! People like Mitch McConnel don’t care about you and me, they care about the bottom line. When Bernie Sanders tries to enact a Medicare for all system and it meets with so much venom from House and...

So, you've got cancer, you teach, and you have to take time off. You got it, as long as you pay for your replacement... Wait.... What!!!!

Sometimes you just have to get nasty to get things done! When diplomacy and taking the high road are clearly not working, you to take off the gloves and start throwing punches. Nobody wants to do that, but there are certain factions of this country that only understand that level of discourse. So, you’ll excuse us if we stand in the corner and scream at the drywall for the lack of intestinal forti...

Sorry Woody... Nobody really cares anymore.

Say something stupid, you pay the price...