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A Party of Puppets 21.01.2020 20:49 ↓

It's a party of puppets

Please leave a message after the tone 18.01.2020 1:51 ↓

So... Now leaving a message is rude? Really!?!

End of Days 07.01.2020 18:02 ↓

When you've been impeached and you need to change the narrative you can always wag the dog.

2020 (hindsight that is) 31.12.2019 23:31 ↓

2020 is always hindsight, maybe we deploy a little foresight in the next year...

I'm growing intolerant of your intolerance 28.12.2019 1:35 ↓

Your intolerance, I find intolerable which makes me wanna smack in the throat...

The Sniff Test... Really? 21.12.2019 1:41 ↓

Umm... I've said it all... I'm not sure where we go or what we do from here.

Michael Vick... You are not forgiven! 14.12.2019 1:37 ↓

I'm sorry... I'm not so easy to forgive!

Conversating with Fish and Steve 10.12.2019 19:55 ↓

Just two more white guys trying to solve world problems (actually we're just bitching about the state of the Union).

Okay Boomer... Okay Snowflake 30.11.2019 1:51 ↓

So... Let me get this straight, a millennial says "Okay Boomer" and gets fired. A Baby Boomer says, "don't forget to pick up you're participation trophy on the way out", and nada, nothing zilch!?!

Friendsgiving 23.11.2019 1:45 ↓

I like it... I don't like it. I mean the basic premise of it is cool, the reasons however... THOSE KINDA SUCK!

Schadenfreude 19.11.2019 21:28 ↓

Schadenfreude - /ˈSHädənˌfroidə/ noun pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. "a business that thrives on schadenfreude"

Okay Boomer 16.11.2019 1:45 ↓

Getting old and easy... being young isn't either.

Being a Good Actor isn't Easy. 09.11.2019 1:56 ↓

James Dean once said: “Dream as if you will live forever; Live as if you will die today, but star in a movie when you've been dead for 64 years." Well... he said most of that, we here at the EarSpoon Studios may have taken some creative license. #youretearingmeapart

I Got 196 Problems and the Trump is One! 05.11.2019 23:25 ↓

When not one single Republican can't vote in the affirmative for a simple inquiry then they've chosen party over people.

Okay? OKAY!!! Okay, is not OKAY. 02.11.2019 1:45 ↓

Okay? OKAY!!! Okay, is not OKAY. by Fish & Steve

Not now, Facebook is watching you! 26.10.2019 1:35 ↓

Why wouldn't you invite a device from Facebook that could not only hear you, but could see you too... Why wouldn't ya!?!

I'll Call You Later 22.10.2019 17:21 ↓

When you elect a clown, expect a circus.

That'll be a $15 punch to the face... Please! 19.10.2019 1:32 ↓

How would you like to be punched in the face and have only cost $15.00? Welcome to the DMV, please take a number.

Air Jesus 12.10.2019 1:42 ↓

JESUS! It's expensive to be Jesus!

This is what happens when common sense fails! 05.10.2019 1:58 ↓

You've lived for 102 years... You've done right by pretty much everybody, but now that you're gone! DirectTV wants their Effing Money!!!

Impeach It!!! 01.10.2019 22:47 ↓

You know why impeachments cost so much.... They're worth it!

Donut Chicken Sammich with a side of diabetes... 21.09.2019 1:21 ↓

Here's something we never needed...

Progessively Stupider 17.09.2019 19:40 ↓

We are beginning to redefine norm as "he's better then Hitler". We're in a tailspin of Idiot Compliance and we're not pulling out anytime soon.

Who can you trust? 14.09.2019 1:37 ↓

Turns out turning on your local radio station or opening your local newspaper is still a good place to get actual news.

Poor War 10.09.2019 24:10 ↓

This is an argument that is nationwide and has been going on forever.