Early Birds

In the penultimate episode of Season One, Scottie, Alana and Steve discover the biggest earners on Cameo. And the ones virtually giving it away for free. Our Early Birds also talk Gracie the Giraffe, the loudest man in the world and Taylor weddingstravaganza. Your queer weekend starts here on Joy 94.9 The post Fran Drescher charges how much for a Cameo?? S1 Ep21 appeared first on Early Birds .

World Cup Fever’s gripped the nest this weekend as the Early Birds turn soccer pundits. Will the Socceroos triumph? Will Messi get messy? And what the hell was Shakira waka wakaing about? Steve and Alana tackle the hot topics, from sizzling Beckham beef to Ariana Grande’s restored sight, and ask, is it ever ok to take expired medication? You queer weekend starts here on Joy 94.9 The po...

It’s Radiothon! That most wonderful time of the year where Joy hosts and presenters band together to humiliate themselves on air for your donating pleasure. This week, Scott, Alana and Steve are giving I’m a Celeb the Early Birds rinse with vomity results. Also J-Lo was nearly in the Madonna Britney VMA kiss performance. Your queer weekend starts here on Joy 94.9 The post I’m A N...

Scott schools Alana on the Katie Price saga that's developed this week. Where is her husband? Why does he look like Chris Hemsworth? Why does Scott do a suspiciously good Essex accent? While Steve is galavanting overseas, Scott and Alana discuss their experiences living with housemates and sharing house rules, dirty dishes and other people's laundry. Plus it wouldn't be Pride Month if we didn't ta...

Scott and Alana mind the nest while Steve is jet-setting to sunny Ireland. This week we ask, could you land a plane in an emergency? 3 out of 4 men think they can! We also talk all things Susan Boyle, while we gear up for SuBo summer marking the return of an ICON. Scott and Alana talk Gig Etiquette and their pet peeves when seeing live shows.

Six months, three months, the second date? When is the right time to say I Love You in a new relationship? Also the idiot celebrity who admitted declawing her cats, Aqua is calling it quits and another Noughties group is making a comeback. Your queer weekend starts here with Early Birds on Joy 94.9 The post Declawing cats, Aqua no more and when to say ‘I Love You’ S1 Ep 16 appeared fir...

As Eurovision fever grips the nest here on Early Birds and Steve and Alana speculate on Delta’s actual chances for the win (fourth place ain’t so bad), we kick off your queer weekend by asking the age old question: do you wash your legs in the shower? Who needs PK and ABC RN when you have Joy 94.9 discussing the important topics. The post Do You Wash Your Legs in the Shower? S1 Ep15 ap...

It’s bad times for Planet Pop as some of our faves, and not so faves (hello Meghan Trainor) find themselves contracting ‘Blue Dot Fever’ and simultaneously committed to the ‘Khia Asylum’. Scott, Alana and Steve break down the pandemic sweeping the charts while talking the politics of work crushes and the latest Beckham beauty line. Your queer weekend starts here on Jo...

With the sequel sashaying into cinemas this weekend, Alana, Scott and Steve talk Devil Wears Prada’s sharpest one-lines and how exactly did that dude from Colin From Accounts end up in the new movie? There’s also first date pay etiquette and Hollywood’s new Rodent Boyfriend trend. Your queer weekend starts here with Early Birds on Joy 94.9 The post Florals? For Spring? Groundbrea...

To be or not to be on the dating apps when in a committed relationship? Also the heinous ‘fitfluencer’ trend dominating our gyms and Lily Allen is setting a new, and oddly welcome precedent for live gigs. Your queer weekend starts here with Early Birds on Joy 94.9 The post Grindr, Tinder and Brenda, oh my!! S1 Ep12 appeared first on Early Birds .

That’s right, Scott shockingly reveals his inability to spell as the Early Birds discuss their dream Coachella performers. Also Madonna’s releasing new tunes, Sabrina ‘Washington’ Carpenter is in trouble, and what should the EBs do for Joy 94.9’s upcoming Radiothon. Your queer weekend starts here. The post Coachella Special. And Scott comes clean S1 Ep11 appeared firs...

Been dumped after seven dates? It’s happened the us all here on Early Birds as Scottie, Alana and Steve break down this heinous trend in modern courtship (at least according to Reddit!). Plus, a geography lesson on the sovereignty of Bali and was Phoebe Buffay the worst Friend?? Your queer weekend starts here on Joy 94.9 The post Have You Been Stung by the 7 Date Itch? S1 Ep10 appeared first...

Alana, Scottie and Steve answer the age-old question, along with getting caught in a lie, the hypnotic power of a snore and TikToking on the Toilet. All this and more on Joy 94.9, your queer weekend starts right here The post What does grinding teeth sound like? S1 Ep9 appeared first on Early Birds .

The etiquette of plane seat reclining, Jessica Fletcher is making a comeback and don’t we all need some Chanel? All this, and more on this weekends Early Birds on Joy 94.9 as new birdie Scott Love officially joins the nest. The post Three’s Company. S1 Ep8 appeared first on Early Birds .

Is manifestation real? Can raised brows make you a better singer? Does Mutya Buena like yellow, fluffy slippers? All this, and more on this weekends Early Birds on Joy 94.9 The post Tina Cousins, are you listening? S1 Ep7 appeared first on Early Birds .

Along with Alana committing sacrilege by asking the abovementioned q, Early Birds are joined by comedian Alex Donnelly aka Fergus Mackerel, starring in Hello Mr Radio at Melbourne Comedy Festival The post Who’s Cindy Crawford? S1 Ep6 appeared first on Early Birds .

First Kyle and Jackie O bite the dust. Now Alana and Steve. It was good while it lasted (a month) but all good things come to an end. Or do they! What’s to become of our Early Birds on Joy 94.9 The post The Fight (S1 Ep5) appeared first on Early Birds .

From dark alleyways to exxy dog beds, the Early Birds celebrate their new fave holiday, along with gaspworthy Tyra tea and the don’ts and don’ts of Mardi Gras on Joy 94.9 The post Happy International Falling Asleep in Public Day (E1 S4) appeared first on Early Birds .

Decadent chocolate, p-word in front the boss and is Angus Taylor weirdly sexy? Steve and Alana squawk the talk on Joy 94.9 The post Buying underwear for your parents. A frank discussion (S1 E3) appeared first on Early Birds .

Are you a Valentine’s Gal, or a Galentine’s Val? Our Early Birds’ Steve and Alana are asking the questions nobody asked on the most romantic day of the year, diving straight into the chaos for the best in Melbourne LGBTQIA+ breakfast radio. This week, we’re unpacking the domestic bliss of Nick Jonas and the “smooth bliss” a Squatty Potty has brought to his marriage, before jetting off...

In our premiere episode, your favourite feathered duo, Steve and Alana, dive straight into the chaos for the best in Melbourne LGBTQIA+ breakfast radio, breaking down the “Smize” herself, Tyra Banks, and her latest questionable business venture, while tackling the age-old debate: are the Grammys still relevant? Whether you’re listening live or catching up later, we’re bring...