Dystopian Simulation Radio

 Check out our NEW Patreon : https://www.patreon.com/DystopianSimulationRadio Some men are destined for great things, Rikidozan conquered not one, but two of Japan’s top sports in his short life. By the time he held up his first wrestling championship he considered himself not only king of sports, but king of Japan. Behind the scenes though he was constantly supported by Japan’s Mafia, the Yakuza,...

[Bonus Episode]  Subscribe on your platform of choice and rate us 5 stars. Join Linz and Chris on this special bonus episode! In which we cover your lovely feedback, some q&a topics that spiral rapidly into their own episode, some introductions to your hosts and the time Chris evacuated to a makeshift fallout shelter due to North Korean nukes. Support the show Support us on Patreon

Follow us on Instagram @D.S.Radio People are compelled to do strange things. Sometimes by location, sometimes by religion, occasionally by both. Jerusalem syndrome, and it’s sibling afflictions, are some of the most bizarre compulsions ever recorded. So grab your lute, grow your beard and great ready to get biblical with your favourite weirdo hosts. Join Linz and Chris as open a truly odd file on...

BONUS EPISODE! - Rate us 5 Stars on Apple Podcasts / Spotify. The Swedish woods are a dark place, full of myth and legend, but are they also visited by beings not of this world? Join Linz on a (mainly) solo adventure into those woods, on assignment in Sweden, as she tried to find out if Gösta Carlsson is the Scandinavian Robert Taylor. Since Chris couldn’t be with us today, due to the birth of his...

Help us out and rate us 5 stars!  Ever dreamed of taking revenge? Maybe, but never as hard as Marvin Heemeyer did when he took his feud with a sleepy Colorado mountain town to apocalyptic levels. Customising a bulldozer into his own military armoured vehicle, Marvin was about to show the town just WHO should have connected his property to the sewer line.... Join Linz and Chris as they peel back th...

Have someone ever caught your eye? Someone who shouldn't? Have you ever felt the urge to keep them in your home, as your sexual Netflix, while you continued your married life with your blissfully unaware husband for over a decade? No? Then you're not Dolly the Deviant. Join Linz and Chris as they lift the hatch on one of the oddest stories they've looked into so far and try to uncov...

Behind every great man, there is a great ape. Michael Jackson was the king of pop, but also an avid collector of animals great and small. Jackson's most famous animal was Bubbles the Chimp who was inseparable from MJ in the late 80s and early 90s...but whatever happened to Bubbles? It's weirder than you think... Join Linz and Chris as they wrap up 4EPFEB with a bizarre journey into the w...

Spray painted suitcases lie in the snow as human body parts burst from the seams, tumbling out and staining the frost crimson.  What lead to this poor woman's body being found in such awful conditions, how was she identified and will the killer ever be brought to justice? Join Linz and Chris as they go 'true crime' for the first time and try to uncover the truth behind one the most...

Uncontacted groups of people exist all over the world, unaware of our global civilisation. Many of us view them from afar, respectful of their choice to stay unconnected to the modern world. Then there is John Allen Chau who decided to rock up to North Sentinel island, get his kit off and try to convert the locals to Christianity with his waterproof bible.  Join Linz and Chris as they peer from be...

"Truth is stranger than fiction but De Rougemont is stranger than both"— The Wide World Magazine , June 1899, No. 14 Prepare yourself for the tale of swashbuckling adventurer Monsieur de Rougemont!  A plunderer of pearls, a king amongst cannibals, a lover of women and a rider of aquatic beasts! Come one, come all to hear a tale you won't believe... Join Linz and Chris as they piece...

Animals don’t hold grudges right? RIGHT‽ You be the judge after hearing the tale of one sleepy Northern Japanese town which was besieged by the biggest, baddest bear in Hokkaido. More Michael Myers or Jason Vorhees than Winnie the Pooh, this bear meant business and wasn’t going to stop until the town fell silent. Join Linz and Chris as they journey north into the blizzards to uncover the truth abo...

Cast out by her family, committed to an asylum and locked away in a rich woman's castle...much like a demonically possessed Disney princess. Poor Eleonore was plagued with Beelzebub as a bestie and became a European curiosity as a result.  Join Linz and Chris as they communicate with the other side to find out what truly was going one in one of the most bizarre poltergeist stories since recor...

Did Hitler really die at the end of WW2? Did he make his way out of the falling reich and over to South America? If so how? What evidence is there and why has one man been arrested over 600 times on suspicion of being DE FURHER?  Join Linz and Chris as they open the ark and let loose nazi ghosts that will melt your face like a wax candle. Music provided by Stock Music Links (stockmusiclinks.com) L...

HO HO HO Merry Christmas Dystopian Simulants! Unwrap this on Christmas morn'! Join Linz and Chris for a very special Christmas episode featuring your questions, a VERY SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT and music from Septembryo.  Merry Christmas and thanks for all your support in 2021!!! --------------------------------- Music Used: Septembryo - "Enough" - http://www.septembryo.com/ https://www....

Are you sick of all the usual places to eat? Looking for something a little different? Then Join Linz and Chris as they pay a visit to Mao Sugiyama’s little place, conveniently located in central Tokyo, where they serve meat of a very….different…kind. Support the show Support us on Patreon

An alien encounter, men in black, hypnotic regression and displaced time. All things associated with the Yorkshire Moors…obviously. Join Linz and Chris as they search the hills for evidence surrounding a reported actual photograph of a little green man. Share us with your friends if you're enjoying and thank you for listening <3. Support the show Support us on Patreon

An insidious creature inhabits the walls of a homestead on the Isle of Man, in the Irish sea. Who would have guessed that the voice in the walls was that of a...talking mongoose? Join Linz and Chris as they peel back the plasterboard on this house of horrors and try to excavate the truth from this sleepy little island. But first we must talk about Hoover... Thanks to the amazing Seriously Sinister...

Something sinister lurks in the deep waters just outside Hammerfest, Norway. But is it just an unusually playful creature... or is it one of  Vladimir Putin's top men? What happens when the ocean's residents are recruited by a nation's military? How are they used and can a whale really kill a man with a knife? Find out all this and more as Linz and Chris explore what it means to be...

Bonus mini-episode alert! Awooogha! Find out what movies Linz and Chris think you should watch this Halloween season in their recommended list. Stick around to the end for some unreleased content featuring Glenn Danzig. Impact Prelude Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Support the show Support us o...

Unexpected storms, dead bodies and a giant sea monster. Edward McCleary never suggested a worse idea in his life than that poorly planned diving trip. Find out why this went so badly wrong with Linz and Chris as they peer through the fog at the Pensacola sea monster and uncover the truth about what horrors live in the depths out there. Follow us on instagram @D.S.Radio Support the show Support us...

From World Heavyweight Champion to a name erased from the history books. Chris Benoit lives in infamy amongst pro-wrestling fans, but what lead the man to the tragic events that took place on that hot Georgia day? Join Linz and Chris as they dive from the top rope in the real world of professional wrestling and find out why you'll never see 'The Rabid Wolverine' in the WWE hall of f...

What happens to your mortal body when you pass away? It's not what you think... but could you actually be sold off to the military? What is the going price for a human arm anyway? Find out all these questions and more as Linz and Chris investigate the Arizona body broker who puts the G in Gore. Follow us on instagram @D.S.Radio   Support the show Support us on Patreon

Something happened to Robert Taylor out in those woods, but what? Did he really encounter aliens from another world or is the answer something closer to home? Dive into the debut episode of D.S Radio with Linz and Chris as we open the file on the only alien case investigated by the the British police. We promise 100% more alien balls in your ears. Follow us on instagram @D.S.Radio Support the show...