Dungeons, Drive-inns, and Dice

This episode is one minute long. Haribo creates a nasty, nasty device, Sparkleoneous sacrifices the Goblin car, Thaddeus is blasted from his feet for the second time this night, Gareth is almost outright killed by the shenanigans of his team, and Margery assures that even the ashes are no more. - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Josh Baker Thadeus Ofk...

In this episode Thaddeus gets juggled, Gareth’s drunk is cured, Margery does a heal, and Sparkleoneous dazes and confuses a tree. Part of the town explodes too. Also, Haribo tarzan’s across the trees on his second try. - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence, mentions of suicide and death- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Josh Baker Thadeus Ofkoot - Mike Harrison Margery Ridgeback - Grace...

In this episode Margery rips the Hankerton, Sparkleoneous preps for future shows, Gareth gets TURNT, Haribo continues to skulk, and Thaddeus engages another tree This is the last Shakespeare episode, probably.. - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Josh Baker Thadeus Ofkoot - Mike Harrison Margery Ridgeback - Grace Stringer Sparkleoneous - Lawrence Jenni...

In this episode Gareth and Sparkleonious have their hands filled with kobolds, Thaddeus and Margery fight off hungry theater goers, and Haribo encounters some strange flora. - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Josh Baker Thadeus Ofkoot - Mike Harrison Margery Ridgeback - Grace Stringer Sparkleoneous - Lawrence Jennings Haribo Tamagotchi - M. Williams -...

In this episode the team shares all they’ve learned with each other and with Lord Thornn. Jelloman tells all. The quest logs are updated. The goals are set. - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Josh Baker Thadeus Ofkoot - Mike Harrison Margery Ridgeback - Grace Stringer Sparkleoneous - Lawrence Jennings Haribo Tamagotchi - M. Williams - You can support...

In this episode Margery and Gareth blow the seat out of Neville’s pants, Sparkleoneous learns to drive manual, and Thaddeus and Haribo defend the town from the trees - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Josh Baker Thadeus Ofkoot - Mike Harrison Margery Ridgeback - Grace Stringer Sparkleoneous - Lawrence Jennings Haribo Tamagotchi - M. Williams - You can...

In this episode Sparkleoneous meets the new Gear Chief,  Margery and Gareth learn the ins and outs of dude vaping, and Thadeus and Haribo chekc up on Dekram’s wartime preparations. - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Josh Baker Thadeus Ofkoot - Mike Harrison Margery Ridgeback - Grace Stringer Sparkleoneous - Lawrence Jennings Haribo Tamagotchi - M. Wil...

Our heroes return home to a whole lot more mess than they managed to clean up. Turns out there are consequences to adventure. In this episode Sparkleoneous leaves a clever message for Barson, Thadeus and Haribo are greeted by the fattest ass, and Margery and Gareth are given the lowdown from the Lich of Coolness. - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Jos...

Nelson has tasked the Theatre Kobolds with ridding the woods of a foul, unnatural presence. Eep gets a snack, Byte incinerates some hedges, Butt protects his assistant with his life, Gareth comes in from the top rope, and Ducat’s pushes the boss out of a tree. - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Josh Baker Byte Mythumbsir - Mike Harrison Ducats - M. Wi...

Nelson has tasked the Theatre Kobolds with ridding the woods of a foul, unnatural presence. Eep gets a snack, Byte incinerates some hedges, Butt protects his assistant with his life, Gareth comes in from the top rope, and Ducat’s pushes the boss out of a tree. - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Gareth Mogford - Josh Baker Byte Mythumbsir - Mike Harrison Ducats - M. Wi...

The Kobolds are HARD at work preparing for the Merchant of Venice. Soft Butt is in charge, Ducats tries his very hardest to pull this thing off, Byte is off book, and Eep is there. Will a bigger, badder Kobold be the thing they need to put on the best show this side of Dekram? - c/w: Adult Themes, Profanity, Violence- DM - Theodore Stringer Byte Mythumbsir - Mike Harrison Ducats - M. Williams Eep...

It’s time. He’s taken their engine. He’s taken their friends. He’s almost taken their lives. Now it’s time to confront the Pinball Wizard to take it all back.  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Dill - Theodore Stringer Petal - Grace Stringer Spicket - Mike Harrison Master of Ceremonies - M. Williams Additional Voiceo...

The crew returns to the back room to rest, recuperate, and gear-up before the final confrontation.  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Dill - Theodore Stringer Petal - Grace Stringer Spicket - Mike Harrison Master of Ceremonies - M. Williams Additional Voiceover - Mckenna Lynch - You can support the show by joining us...

Branch seizes at the feet of DHAM and Dill. Spicket and Petal stand in front of the key they’ve come for. Can the team join back together before Dill and DHAM are forced to make an unsavory decision?  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Dill - Theodore Stringer Petal - Grace Stringer Spicket - Mike Harrison Master of C...

Spicket and Petal face down the spectres of the crypt while Dill and DHAM confront an enraged and enhulked Branch.  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Dill - Theodore Stringer Petal - Grace Stringer Spicket - Mike Harrison Master of Ceremonies - M. Williams Additional Voiceover - Mckenna Lynch - You can support the sh...

Spigot and Petal continue to fight their way through the crypts while Dill and DHAM make their way into the House after slaying their way through the assault on the Pinball board.  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Dill - Theodore Stringer Petal - Grace Stringer Spicket - Mike Harrison Master of Ceremonies - M. Willi...

DHAM and Dill draw the attention of the Wizard and his forces as their allies take on the games under the radar. Can they tackle this challenge and make it to the House of Pain/Fun on their own? - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Dill - Theodore Stringer Master of Ceremonies - M. Williams Additional Voiceover - Mckenn...

While their allies draw the attention, Petal and Spicket make their way through the crypt in an attempt to undermine the Wizard’s games,  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - DM - M. Williams Spicket - Mike Harrison Petal - Grace Stringer Additional Voiceover - Mckenna Lynch - You can support the show by joining us on Patreon: ⁠www.patreon.com/ddadpodcast⁠ Follow us in instag...

In the backrooms and behind the games, the team finds a safe space to recuperate in. They sit, ready and attentive, to finally learn about Petal’s past and the Wizard which runs the weird space in which they are trapped,  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - DM - M. Williams  Dill - Theodore Stringer Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Spicket - Mike Harr...

The Tedvillians have won their first challenge against the Kid.. Back to the pinball board or what?  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - DM - M. Williams  Dill - Theodore Stringer Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Spicket - Mike Harrison Petal - Grace Stringer Additional Voiceover - Mckenna Lynch - You can support the show by joining us on Patreon: www...

The Tedvillians race against an old rival of Petal’s she remembers nothing about. They’re “Dickle”, and they’re here.  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - DM - M. Williams  Dill - Theodore Stringer Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Spicket - Mike Harrison Petal - Grace Stringer Additional Voiceover - Mckenna Lynch - You can support the show by joining...

The Tedvillians play the pinball game of their lives.. For their lives? Either way it’s dangerous out here.  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - DM - M. Williams  Dill - Theodore Stringer Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Spicket - Mike Harrison Petal - Grace Stringer Additional Voiceover - Mckenna Lynch - You can support the show by joining us on Patr...

The Tedvillians dig through the remains of the waterbearers van and find their investigation directed into the strange.  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - DM - M. Williams  Dill - Theodore Stringer Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Spicket - Mike Harrison Petal - Grace Stringer Additional Voiceover - Mckenna Lynch - You can support the show by joinin...

The Tedvillians make their way to the location of the crashed Waterbearer van to examine its remnants in the hope of a direction for their investigation. Dill goes Kronenberg, Petal is distracted by familiarity, and DHAM  and Spicket make a perfect duo.  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - DM - M. Williams  Dill - Theodore Stringer Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawr...

Flow Spicket gathers a team. They prepare the pickle truck with supplies before departing into the wastes.  - c/w: Adult Themes, Descriptions of Violence, Profanity - DM - M. Williams  Dill - Theodore Stringer Deluca’s Chophouse Answering Machine - Lawrence Jennings Spicket - Mike Harrison Petal - Grace Stringer Additional Voiceover - Mckenna Lynch - Next episode drops on 6/26 - You can support th...