Dungeons & Dickheads

In which Dan and Adam are permitted to podcast unsupervised, and also it’s a year between us recording this and editing it.  Strap in folks, it’s going to be something.  Our heroic duo rejoice as Adam finds a new job, discuss the latest research around universal basic income and then get on to the latest (year old) Trump bullshit that’s happened.  Dan plans for his own untimely d...

In which our heroes reflect. Dan gets drunk, Chris falls in love with paperwork, and Graham tries to seduce a grieving woman. This is the last episode in the current campaign of Dungeons & Dickheads IN SPACE. Thank you for listening and we’ll be back soon! In the meantime why not have a listen to The Dice Chronicles Podcast and see if they can fill the void we’ve left in your life...

In which our heroes reach a conclusion. Graham gets tasered, Dan gets tasered, and Chris gets tasered.

In which our heroes rush in. Someone gets shot, someone gets tied up, and someone briefly contemplates pissing on a bed. This episode was originally over 3 hours long so we’ve split it into two parts. Part 2 coming soon!

In which our heroes recover from the night before, buy more bigger guns, have an excursion to a Wales-sized asteroid, and break some things mostly on purpose.

In which our heroes engage in some sex, drugs, and dodgy rolls. Graham gets violent, Chris gets paralytic, and Dan gets 3 bottles deep with a lady.

In which our heroes get into a bar fight. Graham finally punches someone, Chris performs a tactical chunder, and Dan tries to be diplomatic.

In which our heroes arrive on Tycho Station in search of space drugs. Chris makes a new friend, Graham threatens several people, and Dan attempts to bribe everyone.

In which our heroes prepare to embark on a new adventure. Dan is a space Tory, Chris works to bring down the government from within, and Graham really wants to punch someone. The game we will be playing is The Expanse RPG from Green Ronin

In which our heroes become covered in shit.  Some other stuff happens I think, I wasn’t really listening.

In which our heroes do bad things with glove puppets and end up where they were about two and a half podcasts ago.

I mean, the title pretty much says it all.

In which our heroes are reunited, start a quest together and possibly accidentally kill some completely innocent goblins.

In which our heroes mourn. Graham and Chris go on a pub crawl and anger some “monks”, Dan does some tedious admin.

In which our heroes go on a side quest. Graham and Gemma are nowhere to be found while Chris and Dan hunt for treasure. Everything goes wrong.

In which our heroes are interviewed to figure out just what the fuck they’ve been up to lately.

In which our heroes accidentally become genuine DnD nerds and there is a horrifying betrayal…….

In which our heroes start some fires and battle monsters; the monsters inside themselves, the monsters we all must face. Also actual monsters.

In which our heroes sneak into a house. Graham & Dan dress up as sexy ladies and seduce a guard, Gemma make some other guards laugh and Chris dies, comes back and sits in jail.

In which our heroes get into a bar fight. Dan does some tedious admin, Chris tries again to shit himself and Gemma & Graham drink way too much gin and don’t remember the latter half of the recording.

In Which Graham and Gemma share a microphone, Gemma has a sex dream, Daniel leaves our heroes to escape from prison and Christopher plays a secret game for the amusement of Christian from Scotland.   Christopher then kills a guard in a very troubling way and then they all go to the pub. Bard music is by Jack Wright, https://youtu.be/h-RIsgsmN1M

In which our heroes are given their quest. Graham sweet-talks some guards, Dan begins a life of crime, Gemma swears a lot and Chris fails to shit himself.

In which our heroes create their characters, which takes quite a long time and is quite boring. But we do some hilarious bants and that, so it’s defo worth listening.