Dungeon Calling

Middle school brings many challenges, but only a few involve death saves. Kim doesn’t care about haters or hygiene. Geddy works on his technique. Everyone knows after Snow Slash 2 it got derivative. Randall asks for magic. Tommy takes a break. This was a real waste of my time.

They put one of your guys in the hospital, you put one of theirs in a kiln. Tommy won’t let a magical podcast change him. Randall feels there’s enough blame to go around. The group has some interest in body building. Geddy won’t countenance a mundane world. Kim accidentally figures out a conspiracy. The kid-friendly version of Dungeon Calling is six minutes long. Check out our new store here: T-Sh...

Four friends struggle with their art. Geddy seems like the type. There are no bad ideas. Randall tries on his bad cop. Tommy learns about hard tissue massage. Kim can't be here. Communism was a red herring.

There’s a catalog card prank, and we discover a new arena of combat. Randall channels his inner-grape. Tommy has the grace of our 16th president. Kim knows team spirit. Where were you when Geddy’s catch phrase happened? We get upstaged by the ensemble. Walk it off, broken children. linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcast

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We watch the beloved but confusing 80s classic Highlander. Sync up our track with the movie for the full experience. Tommy is disappointed at the lack of hot foxes. Randall is a bit fuzzy on Scottish culture. Matt leans towards a psychosexual explanation. Kim knows how ladies look at swords. Is this a metaphor for…something? Geddy’s hoping for romance. [Noise and/or music] ________________________...

We love the smell of commerce in the morning. Tommy’s too real for Kim. Kim’s special…so special. Julius lays down a heavy truth. Tony is a provocateur. Rachel is talking to herself? Kim flips, for real. It’s a dress-off. Ralph is unpopular. Mrs. Wray has a particular set of skills. Dylan is looking for a higher power. Today was a good day. Sllluuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrppppp. linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodc...

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Kim is Steve McQueening. A homeowner makes Tommy want to defect. We need someone good at finding children. Ken struggles for the right level of offensive. The Geddy always knocks once. Randall gives constructive criticism. You wouldn’t know her, she’s from another town or is a ghost. http://linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcast Check out our friends http://anchor.fm/nigel-gambaatar anchor.fm/you-wanna-d...

The crew debriefs, but gets interrupted before their investigation even begins. Tommy is faux stacking. Randall takes time for self care. Geddy couldn’t make an ice cube. Kim is visualizing success. Tommy and Randall inadvertently wander into the plot of an adult film. linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcast Please check out our friends: https://linktr.ee/leveldown https://linktr.ee/adventurers.anonymous

The team expands their horizons in multiple different ways but learn that sometimes the familiar tastes are the best in the end. linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcast Please support our friends linktr.ee/WanderfulPod https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/wisdomofone

The crew employs a classic pincer move. Geddy is cool mint. Ken suggests we stab the sleeping guy. Kim rolls to get away. Tommy’s secret is he’s always 8 feet tall. Randall faces a cooperative foe. Cats. Special thanks to Lauren for her vocal talents on Cold as Ice. linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcast Check out our friends: shows.acast.com/roll-for-stupid anchor.fm/you-wanna-do-what

The crew explore another scenic corner of town. Kim gets double secret probation. Geddy is not ready for first base. Randall plays the purgatory card. Tommy’s world is unexplainable chaos. Can adults get grounded? linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcast Please check out our friend casts! rollingacrossthepond.com www.characterswithoutstories.com

The gang's reminded you’re bound to have a few critics. Tommy knows if you love smashing, you never work a day in your life. Allison’s starting to happen to…Geddy. Randall misses out on a real American hero. Kim thinks age is not even a number. linktr.ee/dungeoncallingpodcast And please check out our friends anchor.fm/nigel-gambaatar linktr.ee/adventurers.anonymous

The crew further a scheme, and face some blowback. Randall breaks hard. Kim doesn’t wonder whether she’s paranoid, she wonders whether she’s paranoid enough. Geddy has a meet-weird. Tommy is one with the flame. We don’t know what we’re doing, but we’re doing it with more confidence.

We dig into the world of insecurity and power dynamics as expressed in the song Jolene.

We vote for the side quest, and trail our quarries. Geddy is a haircut voyeur. Randall aims to slack. Tommy doesn't need names. Kim is a homewrecker.

The crew plays hard to get, then enjoys a local attraction. Randall is a real Beetlehead. Tommy discovers doubt. Geddy has a certain je ne sais quoi. Kim needs a beret.

The party experiences some holiday moments. Kim wants to Beat It. Randall swaps a cat for a donkey. Geddy finds himself in a sticky situation. Tommy meets a big boy.

In the face of adult revelry, we stick to our training. Randall is bested by a husky boy. Kim is but a shadow on the wind. Geddy skipped arm day. Tommy discovers neutrality.

The party makes a deal, tastes adulthood, and enjoys a festival. Geddy’s the wrong kind of nerd. Tommy’s family recycles. Kim is unimpressed with this vintage. Randall is a weird kid. We learn about plausible deniability. Please check out and support our friends: Necromantic Empire - anchor.fm/nigel-gambaatar Adventurers Anonymous - linktr.ee/adventurers.anonymous

The party visits Lance, considers extreme measures and gets down to some quality brainstorming. We learn a bit of cowboy wisdom. Randall knows how to dip a candle. Geddy kidsplains The A Team. Tommy does live in a cave. Is there a middle school book about mixed drinks? Kim has a short playlist. Please check out and support our friend: Roll for Stupid - shows.acast.com/roll-for-stupid

The kids survive gym, converse ineffectively, and probably overreact. Randall loses social capital. Geddy finds the world’s oldest trap. Tommy is nonplussed. Kim is feeling stabby.

The heist continues, and we try to problem solve on the fly. Geddy balks at eldericide. Randall is in a bit of a pickle. Kim creates a historic anachronism. Tommy shows laser focus. This one is a soft R.

The crew takes a road trip, goats are misled, and some heisting begins. Tommy’s Dad is not a Reagan Democrat. Kim is an escape artiste! Randall has plenty of room for advancement. Geddy experiences adult stress.