Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Elon makes an awkward gesture and the Left goes insane. Democrats clearly haven't learned a thing. 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 10:36 - Quest 11:42 - Weather 12:02 - Phetasy News 13:12 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd...

Trump is President again. See the highlights of his inauguration, the question of whether or not he can deliver on his promises. And Biden's last minute pardon-fest. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 12:01 - Caliber 13:24 - Weather 13:52 - Breaking Bridget 18:52 - Phetasy News 19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off...

Biden's farewell speech to America flops, and the trans debate in women's sports continues. 0:00 - Senile-In-Chief 9:25 - Sheath 10:31 - Weather 10:54 - WOMEN! 19:38 - Quest 20:46 - Phetasy News 22:13 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude...

Zuckerberg changes his tune and revises Meta's censorship and content moderation policies. Trump is Trumping again with the Gulf of America, annexing Greenland, and making Canada a state. 0:00 - Bandwagon Jumper 8:03 - XX-XY 9:56 - Weather 10:13 - Trump-In-Chief AGAIN 16:30 - BON CHARGE 17:43 - Phetasy News 18:51 - The Internet Is Glorious - Shop the only athletic brand that stands up for wom...

Bridget breaks down the devastation of the Los Angeles fires, the incompetent leadership and the 3 worst types of takes that can be found online. 0:00 - LA Fires - Incompetent Leadership 10:02 - Sheath 11:03 - Bad Take 1 13:48 - Bad Take 2 16:33 - Quest 17:40 - Weather 18:01 - Bad Take 3 20:08 - Where to Donate 20:52 - Phetasy News 21:58 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenio...

Justin Trudeau is out as Canada’s Prime Minister and Elon is a complicated King of the World who uses his power for both good and evil - immigration, grooming gangs & censorship. 0:00 - Blame Canada 3:18 - BON CHARGE 4:54 - Weather 5:20 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 11:10 - Caliber 12:20 - My Nemesis Is At It Again Cont'd 21:07 - Phetasy News 21:50 - The Internet Is Glorious - Revitalize yo...

STD rates amongst the Olds are skyrocketing because no one wants to think about grandma's dry vagina, and all the reasons you should not become a social media influencer. 0:00 - Olds-In-Flagrante 5:25 - Quest 5:38 - Weather 6:00 - Breaking Bridget 12:29 - Phetasy News 13:26 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get ac...

Bridget and the rest of the Dumpster Fire team review their favorite things of 2024, from cookbooks to comedians, books, movies, shows, apps, and furniture. 0:00 - Bridget's Favorite Things 12:11 - Cousin Maggie's Favorite Things 15:27 - Caliber (Bridget & Maggie's Favorite Thing) 17:40 - Weather 18:04 - The Dumpster Fire Team's Favorite Things 21:28 - Phetasy News 22:06 -...

China has access to all of our phone calls and text messages and no one cares, CNN helped free a torturer from prison and no one cares, Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson performs on Broadway and no on cares, turns out all the conspiracies about the FBI and January 6th might be true and no one cares. 0:00 - Get Rekt China 5:31 - Beyond Parody 10:04 - Sheath 11:17 - Weather 11:40 - What Is...

Trump is Time Magazine's Person of the Year and the Trump/Hitler comparisons continue, America's still cheering for alleged murderer Luigi Mangione, unexplained drones over New Jersey and what Bridget will look like in 10 years due to lack of sleep. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 2:22 - What Is Happening 6:36 - BON CHARGE 7:50 - Weather 8:12 - Conspiracy Theories We're Not Sure About 1...

How is anyone still named Luigi in 2024? Something is happening in Syria and it's our job as Americans to know as little as possible about it. Daniel Penny was found not guilty. Trump gets his flirt on with Jill Biden and simultaneously launches a new cologne. Turns out men CAN'T breastfeed, who knew? 0:00 - It Keeps Gettin' Weirder 5:59 - Daniel Penny Acquitted 8:17 - Important Sto...

United Healthcare CEO is shot and people have..... thoughts. Who on earth thought investing in the Hawk Tuah meme coin was a good idea? 0:00 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real 12:08 - Caliber 13:15 - Weather 13:34 - Game of Stonks 15:40 - Phetasy News 17:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Subscribe to the Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Ca...

Joe Biden pardons Hunter, shocking no one except the mainstream media. The new Jag has been revealed and it's probably too gay even for the gays. 0:00 - Journavism 11:16 - BON CHARGE 12:24 - Weather 12:45 - Beyond Parody 15:13 - Phetasy News 16:10 - The Internet is Glorious Watch the entire Tom Elliot supercut of the Corporate media saying: Obviously Biden would never pardon Hunter Subscribe...

Kamala has a strange message of hope. Dax Shepard is the left's Joe Rogan. The Democrats haven't learned a damn thing. And Bridget is the Tony Robbins of women on coke. 0:00 - What Is Happening 5:23 - Quest 6:33 - Weather 6:55 - Breaking Bridget 14:24 - Phetasy News 15:59 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may hav...

What does "holding space" even mean? The emotional Wicked press tour, tips for surviving Thanksgiving with your family, Shane Gillis rehabs Bud Light's brand, a multi-million dollar banana and Bridget's rant about new money. 0:00 - Tips for Surviving Thanksgiving 5:19 - What Is Happening 9:30 - Sheath 10:34 - Weather 10:57 - Capitalism Always Wins 14:20 - Dumpster Diving 16:00...

The Dumpster Fire prophecy has been fulfilled, Matt Gaetz is out, you can't quit X, Morning Joe tanks, Jaguar Bud Lights their brand, robot makes other robots lazier, The View exists just to be mocked, and Joe Rogan - Dragon Believer. 0:00 - WaterGaetz 1:59 - What Is Happening 8:26 - Beyond Parody 12:18 - BON CHARGE 13:34 - Weather 13:52 - Get Rekt Big Tech 15:32 - Dumpster Diving 17:13 - Phe...

Why would anyone defend a politician? The Trump Dance is the new cool. And how did Kamala blow $1.5 billion in 15 weeks? 0:00 - Sacred Cows 3:28 - The Cool Kids 10:46 - Caliber 11:56 - Weather 12:18 - The Losers 14:13 - Phetasy News 16:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Please subscribe to the More Bridget Phetasy YouTube channel where we’ll be moving Walk-Ins Welcome - https://www.youtube.com/@morebri...

Trump's Cabinet picks are going to Make America Hot Again. The Haka disrupts New Zealand Parliament and Bridget is a onboard, and a breastfeeding advocate is fired for refusing to teach "chestfeeding." 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 8:01 - Quest 9:21 - What Is Happening? 12:31 - Weather 12:54 - Breaking Bridget 17:28 - Phetasy News 18:39 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public epis...

What happened to late night television and SNL? Have they learned nothing from America's election night sweep or will they stay willfully ignorant? Thank you for proving we're not alone! 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 7:02 - Sheath Underwear 8:12 - Weather 8:31 - Unbroken Bridget 15:42 - Phetasy News 16:28 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order...

People are posting their meltdowns online, never a good idea. How Gen X saved America, and why the winners should still extend grace and stay humble. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 14:21 - BON CHARGE 15:35 - Weather 15:32 - Unbroken Bridget 17:09 - Phetasy News 18:33 - The Internet Is Glorious - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off - Prioritize your health a...

Bridget breaks down all the reasons why the Democrats lost in a landslide. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 18:36 - Quest 19:47 - Weather 20:04 - Welcome To Phetasy 24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss thi...

Peanut the Squirrel could tip the election, and Bridget gives her haters the gift of being able to say "I told you so." 0:00 - What Is Happening? 4:52 - BON CHARGE 6:04 - Weather 6:23 - Breaking Bridget 12:27 - Phetasy News 13:46 - The Internet Is Glorious - Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off use promo code BRIDGET This is a public episode. If...

Tony Hinchcliffe calls Puerto Rico a floating island of garbage, Biden calls Trump's supporters garbage, and Trump dresses as a garbage man for a rally. This is our election cycle. 0:00 - Introduction 0:39 - Electile Dysfunction 6:37 - Sheath Underwear 8:00 - Weather 8:24 - Phetasy News 9:20 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and sav...

The big reveal - Bridget made her choice. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Democrats have a man problem but Republicans have a woman problem. Why wouldn't you be trying to capture all the Independent female voters out there instead of driving them away with talk of body count and crazy cat ladies? 0:00 - WOMEN! 10:14 - Weather 10:42 - WOMEN! continued 12:31 - Quest 13:42 - Phetasy News 14:22 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the...