Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

Trump's tactics are making Greenland desirable to the rest of the world, the all-female Blue Origin space flight that no one cares about, why Oprah should stop trying to make Gayle King a thing, and Bridget comes up with a new term for people who don’t actually deserve to be called astronauts. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:16 - Quest 7:24 - Weather 7:53 - WOMEN! 11:33 - BON CHARGE 12:34 - WOM...

Trump’s beautiful hair, make America’s water pressure great again, ICE Barbie, we don't cariff about tariffs, and Gen Z discovers coffee at home. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 6:48 - This F*ckin Gal 11:53 - BRUNT 13:11 - Weather 13:37 - I Don't Cariff About Tariffs 16:42 - Gen Z Discovers 19:16 - Phetasy News 20:01 - The Internet Is Glorious BRUNT didn’t just make a durable work boot—they...

Don't be a Panican about Trump's tariffs, Colorado might take your kids away if you don't affirm their gender declarations, two dudes fight to win a women's competition, we lean into all the stereotypes, and Russell Brand is an international grape enthusiast. 0:00 -Important Stories We're STILL Ignoring 3:27 - Sprained My Eyes 6:53 - WOMEN! 8:24 - Patriarchy So Crafty 12:3...

Ignoring important stories like Trump's Tariffs, and Cory Booker's non-fillibuster, we focus on good old-fashioned Dumpster Diving content like being trapped with a crazy person in Antarctica, crazy ladies stripping in airports and the brave fencer standing up for WOMEN!. Also, find out what kind of scientist Bridget would have been if she'd taken a different path in life. 0:00 - Im...

Bridget takes on the great White House Ghibli meme debate. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 7:53 - Caliber 9:10 - Weather 9:33 - Breaking Bridget 15:58 - Phetasy News 16:56 - The Internet Is Glorious - Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get acce...

Special guest Adrienne Iapalucci joins us in the Dumpster Fire to discuss the Signal chat leak, Trump's portrait meltdown, and why nothing good ever comes from a group chat. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 11:59 - Quest 13:06 - Weather 13:38 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 17:01 - Phetasy News 18:02 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or...

Dumpster Fire 200! We reminisce about how far we’ve come, our favorite Dumpster Fire moments, and why every Dumpster Fire is a miracle. 0:00 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle 21:59 - Sheath Underwear 23:03 - Weather 23:34 - Every Dumpster Fire Is A Miracle Continued 29:55 - Phetasy News 33:28 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 2...

Astronauts, Tesla attacks, Tim Walz running his mouth and Gavin Newsom demonstrating he’s a threat. Bridget's tired of defending Elon, yet here we go again. 0:00 - Hypocrisy on Fire 8:57 - BON CHARGE 10:08 - Weather 10:34 - Breaking Bridget 18:50 - Phetasy News 19:37 - The Internet Is Glorious Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public epi...

The Democratic Party's favorability ratings have slipped to a historic low according to a CNN poll, with Bridget drawing on Tropic Thunder and the Dumpster Fire archives for an expert analysis of the contributing factors. 0:00 Chickens Come Home To Roost 10:06 - Quest 11:27 - Weather 11:54 - Chickens Still Coming Home To Roost 19:37 - Phetasy News 20:56 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize...

“Mostly peaceful” Tesla attacks, Trump coins a new phrase, and the terrifying brilliance of Gavin Newsom’s podcast. 0:00 - Hypocrisy On Fire 8:26 - Sheath 9:29 - Weather 9:58 - This F*ckin' Guy 18:43 - Phetasy News 19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER This is a public episode. If you'd lik...

Bridget explains the rise of the JD Vance meme phenomenon and living through the dawn of AI. 0:00 - The Internet Is Glorious 9:29 - Quest 10:32 - Weather 11:01 - Siri, Please Take My Life 18:03 - Phetasy News 19:13 - The Internet Is Glorious Again - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and use promo code FIRE get 25% off. This...

The Dems organized the most elite protest they could think of for Trump’s address to Congress and refused to clap for a kid with cancer. Their messaging is all over the place. They really need to get their sh*t together. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 9:49 - Qualia 11:01 - Weather 11: 26 - What Is STILL Happening? 17:17 - Phetasy News 18:35 - The Internet Is Glorious Resist aging at the cellular level,...

Bridget breaks down the Trump/Zelenskyy mess and decides who's actually to blame. 0:00 - What Is Happening 12:51 - BON CHARGE 14:13 - Weather 14:40 - What Is Happening Continued 23:27 - Phetasy News 24:24 - The Internet Is Glorious Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers...

Tulsi Gabbard is cleaning house after secret sex chats are revealed in government intelligence agencies, Mar-A-Gaza gets a promo video, Gavin Newsom is launching a podcast marking the moment when podcasts are officially over, and Jake Tapper’s new book proves complicity in the Biden dementia cover up that he always denied. 0:00 - What Is Happening? 4:35 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 11:05 - Quest 12:17 -...

Elon waved a chainsaw around at CPAC. He also asked 2.3 million government employees to send an email describing what they accomplished last week, chaos ensued. And even though Bridget is sick of talking about him, it's hard to ignore the emperor of the world. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:29 - Caliber 8:51 - Weather 9:13 - My Nemesis Is STILL At It Again 21:13 - Phetasy News 22:23 - The...

Bridget breaks down the meteoric rise and tragic fall of Oscar bait, and generally terrible film, Emilia Pérez. 0:00 - Never Woke Enough 7:55 - Sheath 9:00 - Weather 9:33 - Everything Is Racist 16:35 - Phetasy News 17:39 - The Internet Is Glorious This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

Nothing proves Twitter/X is simply high school online like trying to explain Elon's baby mama drama to a normie who doesn't care. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 6:03 - BON CHARGE 7:09 - Weather 7:35 - My Nemesis is Still At It Again 14:23 - Phetasy News 15:53 - The Internet Is Glorious Thank you to our sponsor BON CHARGE Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask a...

The staggering examples of government inefficiency being uncovered by DOGE continue, including a literal mine full of paperwork. And Bridget's take on the White House/Associated Press showdown over the Gulf of Mexmerica. 0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 9:03 - Quest 10:11 - Weather 10:36 - Breaking Bridget 19:58 - Phetasy News 21:11 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find...

A Super Bowl review, Trump, Taylor Swift, Tom Cruise, the end of celebrity, the return of the white dude, the controversial half-time show, and the terrible commercials. 0:00 - The Super Bowl 13:03 - Sheath 14:15 - Weather 14:34 - Super Bowl Ads 20:55 - Phetasy News 23:06 - The Internet Is Glorious - Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPS...

Trump’s makin’ moves - almost too many to keep up with. Elon’s DOGE team is following the money, pissing people off, and we are here for it. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 5:01 - Quest 6:38 - Weather 7:02 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 16:15 - Phetasy News 17:34 - The Internet Is Glorious - Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and u...

The everyman's take on Trump's tariffs against Mexico, Canada & China, plus Elon's takeover of the government, and the Democrats continue to demonstrate that they have learned absolutely nothing. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 2:07 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 7:07 - Qualia 8:31 - Weather 8:52 - Never Woke Enough 12:47 - Phetasy News 14:08 - The Internet Is Glorious Resist aging at...

The RFK Jr. confirmation hearings, is he just the kind of crazy we need? To vax or not to vax. Plus Bridget’s unfiltered opinions and her unparalleled impressions. 0:00 - Parade of Morons 8:45 - BON CHARGE 9:59 - Weather 10:23 - Parade of Morons Continued 17:21 - Caliber 18:23 - Phetasy News 20:54 - The Internet Is Glorious Thanks to our sponsors BON CHARGE and Caliber - Revitalize your skin with...

Bridget breaks down the variety of Histrionic Personality Disorder we've seen on the internet since Trump's reelection and shares her golden rule for social media content. 0:00 - Sprained My Eyes 12:20 - The Perfect Jean 13:49 - Weather 14:44 - Breaking Bridget 18:49 - Phetasy News 19:58 - The Internet Is Glorious Men! Find yourself the perfect pair of jeans at The Perfect Jean - use cod...

Bridget breaks down DEI and explains how they're actually very regressive and biased policies. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 14:52 - Qualia 16:16 - Weather 16:59 - Phetasy News 17:15 - The Internet Is Glorious Resist aging at the cellular level, try Qualia Senolytic. Go to Qualialife.com/DUMPSTER for up to 50% off and use code DUMPSTER at checkout for an additional 15% off. This is a public epi...

Bridget breaks down Trump's executive order Defending Women From Gender Ideology Extremism and Restoring Biological Truth to the Federal Government. 0:00 - WOMEN! 13:42 - XX-XY 14:44 - Weather 15:15 - Phetasy News 15:57 - The Internet Is Glorious - Shop the only athletic brand that stands up for women’s sports and spaces XX-XY Athletics - use the code: DUMPSTER20 for 20% off This is a public...