Dumpster Fire with Bridget Phetasy

New South Park season comes out swinging, bringing back Jesus, Saddam Hussein, Trump’s penis, and PC principal. South Park is the embodiment of giving zero f*cks, why capitalism always wins, and wondering where the culture goes from here.  0:00 - Proof We're Living In A South Park 13:23 - BON CHARGE 14:26 - Weather 14:57 - Capitalism Always Wins 19:40 - Sheath 20:52 - RIP 22:26 - Phetasy News...

Colbert is cancelled. Some say fascism, we say economics. Imagine what we could do with $100 million dollars a year! Plus, what the loss of NPR will mean for Dumpster Fire. 0:00 - Capitalism Always Wins 13:35 - BlueChew 15:00 - Weather 15:25 - Sprained My Eyes 19:01 - Quest 19:57 - Phetasy News 21:19 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube...

The Epstein story will not die, Trump is trolling everyone, and Coldplay calls out a couple of cheaters.  0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 16:25 - The Perfect Jean 17:41 - Weather 18:14 - Get Rekt, Big Tech 22:25 - BRUNT 23:43 - Phetasy News 24:31 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  -----...

State Department employees discover what every normie working a job has always known - layoffs come with the territory. Elmo goes full Kanye on Twitter, but Bridget sees it as a white pill moment.  0:00 - Parade of Morons 9:17 - goPure 10:32 - Weather 11:01 - Sprained My Eyes 14:04 - Quest 15:28 - What Is Happening? 19:04 - Phetasy News 19:42 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire perfor...

Grok started calling itself MechaHitler and threatening to grape people. What does that say about humans?  0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 8:23 - BON CHARGE  9:39 - Weather 10:14 - My Nemesis Is Still At It 16:07 - BlueChew 17:43 - Phetasy News 18:30 - The Internet Is Glorious The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.yout...

The Epstein list never existed and Elon’s forming his own political party just to taunt Bridget. 0:00 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 14:46 - BRUNT 16:12 - Weather 16:40 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 22:21 - Sheath 23:37 - Phetasy News 24:20 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  -----...

The Dead Internet theory, AI slop, self-driving cars, Open AI won't turn itself off, man proposes to his ChatGPT girlfriend and other signs that the robot apocalypse is coming.  0:00 - Siri, Please Take My Life 14:57 - goPure 16:35 - Weather 17:05 - Siri, Please Take My Life Again 24:04 - Phetasy News 24:45 - The Internet Is Glorious Read Slop World by Mike Solana - https://bit.ly/DF-SlopWorl...

Zohran Mamdani's primary win proves socialism's alive in NYC, wokeness isn't dead it's just hibernating, and Daddy Trump is objectively hilarious. 0:00 - This F*ckin' Guy 14:14 - Quest 15:29 - Weather 16:05 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN 21:54 - Phetasy News 22:31 - The Internet is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www...

The Supreme Court protects children, Tucker Carlson battles demons, and Trump bombs Iran.  0:00 - Common Sense Prevails 7:58 - This F*ckin' Guy 13:07 - BON CHARGE 14:13 - Weather 14:44 - Sh*t's Gettin' Real 24:56 - Phetasy News 25:29 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy ...

Democrat PAC ad claims Republicans are coming for your Latina girlfriend, ICE protests come to Roblox, JD Vance trolls Bluesky and Jared Leto continues to be Jared Leto. 0:00 - Beyond Parody 8:29 - Sheath 9:30 - Weather 9:58 - Siri, Please Take My Life 14:04 - Caliber 15:15 - This F*ckin' Guy 18:20 - Phetasy News 19:33 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker ...

Parades of Morons - so many parades to cover: The No Kings protests, Trump’s military parade (we are not calling the service members morons) just the people complaining about it not being fascist enough, and the parade of Gaza protesters halted in Egypt. 0:00 - Intro 2:18 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 3:09 - Parades of Morons 13:27 - The Perfect Jean 14:46 - Weather 15:14 - More Parades...

In this week's Dumpster Fire, Bridget Phetasy takes aim at Amy Klobuchar’s SNAP optics blunder, Manbun McSoyBoy prevents black woman from getting to work, Greta Thunberg’s “kidnapped” yacht stunt flops, and Elon and Trump’s bromance flickers back to life.  0:00 - Beyond Parody 9:10 - goPure 10:19 - Weather 10:45 - Commiefornia 15:38 - BON CHARGE 16:42 - Dumpster Fire Updates 22:01 - RIP 22:49...

LA riots, Trump’s dictator parade, and the Democrats just can’t help themselves. 0:00 - Riot Season Returns 13:37 - Brunt 14:59 - Weather 15:29 - Riot Season Continued 21:52 - Hillsdale College 23:06 - Troll-In-Chief 27:05 - Phetasy News 27:46 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----...

Elon and Trump are going scorched earth. The great divorce is hear. The break up is real. This is what Dumpster Fire was made for. Grab your popcorn. 0:00 - Troll-In-Chief vs. My Nemesis 15:50 - Quest 17:22 - Weather 18:05 - Phetasy News 19:41 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----...

The controversy around boxer Imane Khelif’s Olympic gold continues, Greta Thunberg and the Gang sail to Gaza.  0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty 9:40 - Quest 11:16 - Weather 11:49 - Flotilla of Morons 17:05 - Sheath 18:18 - Phetasy News 19:06 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  -----------...

Elon leaves DOGE and Bridget revises his status as her nemesis.  0:00 - My Nemesis Is At It Again 12:01 - BON CHARGE 13:26 - Weather 13:53 - My Nemesis Is No Longer My Nemesis 20:04 - Phetasy News 21:04 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy  ----------------------------------------------...

The Democrats still have a man problem, and now they’re holding group therapy sessions, talking about their feelings and obsessing about the men who don’t like them. 0:00 - Breaking Bridget 12:30 - Quest 13:36 - Weather 14:04 - Breaking Bridget Cont'd 20:45 - Phetasy News 21:39 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://w...

Ozempic puts Weight Watchers out of business. Kanye renounces antisemitism one week after the release of “Heil Hitler” track. Gingers are embraced by the Black community.  0:00 - Get Rekt, Big Pharma 7:40 - Caliber 8:56 - Weather 9:25 - This F*ckin' Guy 12:03 - Qualia 12:50 - Dumpster Diving 17:21 - Phetasy News 17:59 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker Wa...

Conspiracy theories abound with Joe Biden's cancer announcement combined with Dan Bongino and Kash Patel claiming they have seen the proof that Epstein did in fact kill himself.  0:00 - What Is Happening? 11:17 - MudWtr 12:39 - Weather 13:06 - Epstein Didn't Kill Himself 19:10 - goPure 20:22 - Phetasy News 21:06 - The Internet Is Glorious - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Wel...

The DNC wants to oust David Hogg because he said Democrats have alienated men and they need to get them back and Kanye jumps the shark.  0:00 - This F*ckin Guy  9:32 - Sheath  10:41 - Weather  11:27 - What Is Happening  16:25 - Phetasy News  17:06 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music  - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel https://www.youtube.com/@morebridgetphetasy...

The government is coming for your porn, and maybe your sext messages too. How far will the new bill proposed by Utah Senator Mike Lee take the Big Brother Nanny State attempts to limit "obscenity" and content that might and "arouse" or "titillate"?  0:00 - Big Brother  7:03 - BON CHARGE  8:17 - Weather  8:44 - Big Brother Continued  13:15 - Quest  14:26 - Phetasy News...

Riot season has returned with Antifa activists throwing poo at an event in Portland and pro-Palestinian activists causing damage at the University of Washington.  0:00 - Patriarchy So Crafty  6:13 - The Perfect Jean  8:00 - Weather  8:24 - Parade of Morons  13:13 - Sheath  14:17 - Parade of Morons Continued  16:21 - Phetasy News  17:17 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music  - Sweetfire performed by...

Gavin Newsom and Jen Psaki are liars or morons or both. The Dems have turned on Fetterman. Trump is out there Trumping and still talking about dolls.  0:00 - Parade of Morons  8:01 - Quest  9:15 - Weather  9:32 - Journavism  14:14 - Caliber  15:12 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN  22:08 - Phetasy News  22:42 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music  - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube...

Hearing austerity advice from a billionaire is a little tough to swallow. Also, Bridget describes what it’s like to do a 4 minute media hit on Jesse Watters.  0:00 - Toll-In-Chief AGAIN  11:55 - Hillsdale College  13:07 - Weather  13:38 - Shameless Self-Promotion  20:35 - Phetasy News  21:17 - The Internet Is Glorious End Music  - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker  Walk-Ins Welcome YouTube Channel...

The White House Correspondents Dinner was a room full of media personalities smelling their own farts and ignoring their complicity in the coverup of Biden’s mental decline. Plus the internet unites in debating an fascinating thought experiment about 100 dudes and a gorilla.  0:00 - Journavism  8:24 - The Perfect Jean  9:36 - Weather  10:07 - The Internet Is Glorious  16:53 - Sheath  17:55 - Pheta...