Dump Stat Heroes

Into the cave the Immortals go...once the rubble is cleared. Nothing will stop Blarne and Ragnar, not cyber wolves nor trucks of the hover kind nor DEMONS!!!!!! All will fall beneath their might! Perhaps once the dust clears there will be some answers to who wrought this foul plague of cyber wolves upon the Earth. Viking Death Squad is a rules light, action heavy, ttrpg about playing Ancient Vikin...

Time once again for Mike to pit Jon and Pedro against one another in a game of Magical Mistranslations. Will Pedro take the W this time or will the reigning champ Jon stay upon his pedestal? In Magical Mistranslations Mike has picked out spells from Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition, ran them through multiple levels of google translation, then back into English. Now it is up to Jon and Pedro to t...

Galactic Date 10191, Earth, Wasteland Hellscape. The Earth as you know it is no longer. The Infinitum saw to that with their Cathedral ships. War is all that is left. War is all the survivors know. And war is what our heroes know best. The Immortals. Ancient Viking warriors forced to return from Valhalla, cybernetically enhanced, and once enslaved by the Infinitum. Now that enslavement is no more....

Welcome to Unscripted, where the Dump Stat boys use scripts from some of the greatest movies ever created to generate improv scenes of grand humor. In this first Unscripted Mike will be reading sections from the Dungeons & Dragons (2000) movie while Jon and Pedro have to improvise responses based on those lines. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Today the Dump Stat Heroes give our system review for Viking Death Squad, by Runehammer. Viking Death Squad is a rules light, action heavy, ttrpg about playing Ancient Viking Cybernetic Warriors in the far future fighting back against those who enslaved you. The game's creator was inspired by Black Sabbath's 'War Pigs' in creating this heavy metal ttrpg. A beautifully brutal game t...

Today the Dump Stat boys talk skill checks. We contrast 5e with other systems on how they handle skill checks and give our thoughts on how we handle skill checks. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod

"All those moments will be lost in time... like tears in rain..." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner It's just a job. Get in, take the data, get out. So what if that data used to be a living, breathing, person. Are they still alive? Can a soul exist as 1's and 0's? And if those binary strings are deleted, is it murder or just computer maintenance? Would you sacrifice your rep to save...

Would you catch a unicorn to go to [insert fantasy world name here]'s number one tavern? Luke Landstander, the doorman is ready to welcome you. Countdown! is an improv game where we create a 2 minute scene which we will then have to replicate in decreasing amounts of time. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@dump...

Time is short for Splint and Krebs, so no kicking it with the Dabberz tonight. Rizzo helps the gang find their way past Vendit alley to the hidden Arasaka lab Tamaya-07. But will these two be able to make it past a couple of Maelstrom gonks high on Blue Glass? This is an actual play podcast recording of us playing Cyberpunk Red by R. Talsorian Games. Cast: Pedro - Game Master Mike - Splint Razor J...

Jon has brought us another fun improv game for us to give a ttrpg spin. This one is a classic called Countdown. We will be doing a 2 minute scene which we will then have to replicate in decreasing amounts of time. Today we bring you, The Cheese Wizard! Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod

Booleanne, owner of the Mother Lode Netrunner Bar, brings a job offer to Krebs and Splint that looks to be exactly what they need. A meeting with the client, Handle: Yokai, tells our chooms that this should be a simple. Search for an Arasaka Old NET data fortress, bring the netrunner Byte Mei to collect the data, and bring it back. To get there though, Krebs and Splint will need to meet up with so...

Our first pre-game game! This is the first of many games based on ttrpgs we will be playing for the podcast. We find these great warm ups before getting into a campaign. In Magical Mistranslations Mike has picked out spells from Dungeons & Dragons 5th edition, ran them through multiple levels of google translation, then back into English. Now it is up to Jon and Pedro to try and guess which sp...

Strap on those B.D. headsets you gonks and experience a tale. A classic tale in Night City. Two down on their luck Edgerunners up to their gills in debt looking for that big score to set things right. Splint Razor, a Street Doc, and Kregbs Psycho, a Solo Merc, have 2 days to come up with 10,000 eddies or they're going to have to answer to The Rev. This is an actual play podcast recording of us...

Mike, Jon, and Pedro review the Cyberpunk Red system by R. Talsorian Games. What did we like, what did we dislike, and who do we think this game system is for. This review comes after recording our game sessions and may contain some story spoilers. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠@dumpstatpod⁠ Threads: ⁠@dumpstatpod⁠ Twitter: ⁠@dumpstatpod⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠@dumpstatpod

Who are we and what do we know about game mastering tabletop roleplaying games? Take a listen and find out. Mike, Jon, and Pedro introduce themselves and then podcast. Find us at: Instagram: @dumpstatpod Threads: @dumpstatpod Twitter: @dumpstatpod Tik Tok: @dumpstatpod