Dump Stat Heroes

Sometimes customers are ridiculous in their requests. None more so than the patrons of Dump Stat Diner. But Heroes live to serve, and serve we shall. In Flustermer Service, one player takes the role of a waiter and the others the customers. The customers first give a simple order which the waiter does not write down and must repeat to the customers. The customers then make outrageous changes to th...

Beta's Beware, You're In For A Scare! Lothric University is on spring break and that means one thing for the brothers of the Delta Iota Kappa(Δικ) fraternity...ROAD TRIP! But first, these giga chads need to refill on the hard stuff. How else are they gonna do shot, after shot, after shot? Drunk, stoned, and muscled up our sigma heroes, Brentley Pentley and Brice Briar Braxton, stare at the...

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 5E SUCKS AT MAGIC ITEMS! That's right! The Dump Stat boys are back with more hot takes criticizing 5e. We'll be discussing and contrasting 5e magic items with several other systems such as Dungeon Crawl Classics, Into the Odd, and Savage World. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠...

Are you a fan of the gritty soul crushing grind of the Dark Souls game franchise but wish you could play by rolling dice? Do you love Dungeons & Dragons 5e? Well then do we have a review for you! Today we go over our thoughts on our recent play through of the Dark Souls tabletop roleplaying game(TTRPG). We'll let you know pros, cons, and contrasts with the base game of 5e and how the creat...

How closely does your D&D table pay attention to those pesky components “needed” for spell casting? Could your wizard tell me the components needed for Acid Splash? Or Charm Person?? Well that’s what we’re testing today in Spell Check! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ In spell check, GM Mike will state the components of a 5e spell while Jon and Pedro fight to be the first to guess the spell. Who will prove they know...

The Flocculent Cathedral awaits. The journey so far has been an entropic grind on sanity and physicality. There is no rest. There is only the need to move forward. God of the Forest, take what thou need for us to pass. Treasure is there but within a grasps reach. Will Parda and Kel have the hand to grasp their dark trophy by the end? Will it matter? Trophy Dark is a tabletop roleplaying game made...

We have another round of Subjective for you! In Subjective the players who are not 'it' will come up with a number from 1 to 10(1 being worst, 10 the best) and the person who is 'it' are going to say a category. The players will give an item within that category that corresponds to the ranking that the players choose. And this time Pedro actually understands the 1-10 system. Find u...

Ruin behind and Hell before them, Kel and Parda slowly move deeper into the dark forest. This is their last, and only, chance to find a treasure to bring them out of their squalor. But will the horrors brought upon their heads be worth what lies in the center of the forest? Trophy Dark is a tabletop roleplaying game made by The Gauntlet. This system is designed for one shots where the players take...

5e sucks at leveling! Yeah you heard us! Think we're wrong??? Take a listen and find out!!! Today the Dump Stat Heroes discuss leveling in tabletop roleplaying games. Like before, we compare and contrast 5e with other systems on how they handle leveling characters. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter:...

Before you lies a forest. One that does not want you to enter. Though you must for behind you lies your ruined life. The only salvation lies within the dark woods. But this is not a salvation by your standards. No, this is a salvation the Forest will craft for you. A salvation unlike anything you could imagine, and nothing like you want. But you enter anyway. Today we are reviewing Trophy Dark! Tr...

5e sucks at magic!!! Or so some of us Dump Stat boys think. Today we compare and contrast our thoughts on magic systems from Dungeons & Dragons 5e and other tabletop roleplaying systems. If you're tired of how 5e handles magic take a listen and you'll hear how other systems handle it(possibly better!). Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

The Nuka-Cola bottling plant has been found, now just to get in and secure that bottle of Nuka-Kombucha Reserve. Snails Akimbo and Scatterpitch just need to get past a group of cultists and their mysterious leader SCOBY. What will these two sacrifice to secure such a rare item? And will they get the bucket for Old Pete??? Tune in and find out! Fallout 2d20 is a tabletop roleplaying game created by...

Welcome to another Dump Stat Improv game! In Subjective the players who are not 'it' will come up with a number from 1 to 10(1 being worst, 10 the best) and the person who is 'it' are going to say a category. The players will give an item within that category that corresponds to the ranking that the players choose. The most important thing to keep in mind is that we are three men i...

If the mini nuke in the precarious crater isn't enough lets throw in a Super Mutant looking for his football. After scoring a touch down, night is approaching. Time to find shelter. Mr. Henry Young gets acquainted with wasteland traps as Snails Akimbo and Scatterpitch explore an abandoned cabin. What is True Unity? Fallout 2d20 is a tabletop roleplaying game created by Modiphius and Bethesda s...

Welcome to Unscripted, where the Dump Stat boys use scripts from some of the greatest movies ever created to generate improv scenes of grand humor. Today we will be doing a reading from Battlefield Earth(2000) Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠ Patreon: ⁠Dump Stat Heroes

Welcome to Unscripted, where the Dump Stat boys use scripts from some of the greatest movies ever created to generate improv scenes of grand humor. We are continuing our reading of sections from the Dungeons & Dragons (2000) movie. Today we have 2 more scenes for you all. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Not wasting any time on suspicious Wastelanders, Scatterpitch begins combat and Snails Akimbo follows. Scatterpitch was right to be suspicious as these deerskin bellbottom wearing, kombucha pushing, folk are not what they seem. Bullets and teddy bears begin to fly! Will our two heroes defeat these wasteland weirdos and gain a new friend in Henry Young? Fallout 2d20 is a tabletop roleplaying game c...

We got another improv game for you to bring to your table. This one is called Round Robin. We all do a 90 second scene, then we redo the scene after swapping the characters we created in the first round. Do that for a few rounds and you got something ridiculous. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Uniontown The Lost Coast Northwest Commonwealth, America 2090, 213 years Post Great War This is where we find the Cap Bucket. A run down little shop within Uniontown owned by one Snails Akimbo aided by his trusty hybrid Protectron/Pitching Machine named Scatterpitch. Down on their luck after screwing over some local raiders the duo get a notice from David Andre, local ghoul and self proclaimed big...

The game is simple. We write down a 'password', pass that to another player, then after an improv scene where we use our 'passwords' we all try to figure out the other's player's passwords. I think the main things to keep in mind are that we are 3 smart guys in our thirties AND syllable counting is not as easy as you'd think... Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumps...

Greeting Wastelander! Do you like post-nuclear apocalypse settings for your tabletop roleplaying group? Do you like the Fallout video games by Bethesda? Well do we have the system for you then! Today the Dump Stat Boys review the Fallout 2d20 ttrpg by Bethesda & Modiphius games. We let you know what worked for us, what didn't, what you might expect from a game, and what kind of gaming tabl...

Another of our improv games. One person thinks of a category of adventurer items and states "I preparing for an adventure, would you like to come?", then the others attempt to guess the item by saying what they would bring. A fun little game. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ T...

Will the second nuke explode by the hands of Orm? There's no time to worry about that as the Infinitum has sent it's borg minion horde to take care of Blarne and Ragnar Spacerock! But nothing will stand in the way of the immortals. Not even a Hell Hole, the horde of demons from hell, nor the newly appointed King of Hell themself. Viking Death Squad is a rules light, action heavy, ttrpg abo...

Aren't you tired of magic shops with the same basic +1 magic swords and potions? Don't you wish there was a magic shop with some pizzazz? Well come on down to *cough cough* Magic Shop. In 'For Every Item, A Need' Mike and Jon act as magic shop keeps who will be attempting to sell strangely named magic items to Pedro, a brand new adventurer. They must improvise an explanation of wha...

Blarne and Ragnar Spacerock have defeated their newest enemy, a science laboratory, and move onto the next adversary that stands in there way. Which really boils down to anyone standing within their vision. Traveling the wasteland towards the town of "HERE", found upon a map within the destroyed nerdy sanctum of science, a forest of mushrooms is found as well as their next enemy. This ep...