Dumb Witch Club

ARIES, we need you desperately! The pioneering, energetic, quintessential spark of the first sign of the zodiac could not arrive at a better time. What is the difference between an Aries ram and a Taurus bull? Is Aries innocent? Is Aries the best rising sign possible?? Join us for the answers to these queries and more when Ashley and Jackie point their fierce eyes to the fierceness of this dynamic...

Happy Ostara! Here's a riddle: what time is it when the universe is busy and things are moving very fast? Time for another Dumb Witch vibe check! Ashley and Jackie are feeling the energy of so many planets in Pisces, Mars still in Gemini squaring those planets, and overall 11 different aspects happening over these two weeks! And Pluto makes a major generational shift into Aquarius. Whew! Good...

Have you been waiting for two perfect angels to tell you all about Angel Numbers? Happily, your wait is over. #astrology #witches #numerology #angelnumbers #spells #energy #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

It would be an understatement to say that Ashley and Jackie have strong opinions about so-called "black magic." Do you think you can be cursed? Can you remove a curse? If you dare, go along on a journey through the extremely problematic history the "evil" side of witchery and see where modern witches who are not afraid to take a stand land. #astrology #astrologybasics #magic #b...

Pull up your ringside seats for the all-out DWC throw down round two: Taurus vs. Scorpio. Is there any doubt who will win??!? Get ready to witness a TKO! #astrology #astrologybasics #taurus #scorpio #taurusvsscorpio #polarities #polaritywars #energy #witches Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Coming at you from Sunday Brunch (instead of Thursday night Happy Hour--as if you care!), Ashley and Jackie answer your burning questions: How do I know when a spell is done? And what do I do with it when it is??? #astrology #spells #energy #witches #witchcraft #rituals #witcheswithwine #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Climb aboard the Dumb Witch train as Ashley and Jackie delve into the controversial world of cusp energy! First stop is the puzzling and primal transition from Pisces into Aries, happening at the end of this month. They get graphic, philosophical and reverent just minutes after complaining cluelessly about the impacts of these very energies. Go figure LOL.  Y Tho? segment features full moon in Vir...

Follow your favorite witches as they throw it back to the 90's! This episode doles out equal does of nostalgia, memories, call-outs and cringe. Ashley and Jackie flip through authentic vintage teen magazines and reminisce while they also struggle to remember the 90's LOL. Has astrology changed as much as the make up brands? We sure hope so! #astrology #spells #nostalgia #90s #90sastrolog...

Don't say, "rain, rain go away...!" Dumb witches know how to put rain to use for magical purposes. Listen in to learn how! #spells #astrology #astrologybasics #witchcraft #witches #witchy #rain #magic #rainmagic #rainspells #crystals #energy #cleansing #thewitchinghour #witcheswithwine #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Hold your breath, witches, we are taking a dive into the psychic depths of the twelfth zodiac sign, PISCES! Ashley and Jackie make no secret about their feelings on this universally-minded energy. Why do we love Pisces so much? Watch and find out! #astrology #piscesseason #pisces #witches #spells #signs #horoscope #zodiac #zodiacsigns Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

This is an all-out throw down between two cardinal polarity energies: Aries vs. Libra. Are they equal? Who will win?? Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Just in time for Valentine's Day, your two favorite witches dish about the fake holiday they love to hate...or, do they hate to love it??  Ashley and Jackie talk aesthetics, exchange cute witchy gifts, and even shed a few tears. They go on and on about Venus in Pisces and (oomph!) lots of forward motion in the heavens. For the piece de resistance, they offer some diverse Love Spells to assist...

Conjunct sun + moon = Full Moon. Aligned sun + moon = New Moon. What the hell is a void-of-course moon? There will be a quiz. #astrology #spells #lunarphases #fullmoon #newmoon #witchcraft #horoscope #voidofcourse #thewitchinghour #witcheswithwine #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Since this is Libra season, we will begin here, with the seventh zodiac sign, the complex and contradictory LIBRA. How did the sign of Libra come about? Is Libra energy balanced or unbalanced? What social media platform matches Libra's aesthetic energy? Can a Libra even order from a restaurant menu?   Find these answers and more when Ashley and Jackie weigh in on the astrology of Libra. #astr...

It's time to get serious as we move into the diverse and layered energy of the tenth zodiac sign, CAPRICORN. Jackie admits close relationships with Capricorns early on while it takes Ashley over half the episode to realize hers. Which iconic musicians share an influential Capricorn sun sign? And  just what is the social media platform that best encapsulates this determined energy?? Find these...

We are moving into the wise and wonderful (wander-full) energy of the ninth zodiac sign, SAGITTARIUS. Why is Sagittarius a fire sign?  Are they *really* shooting an arrow at Scorpio? Should a Sagittarius ever become a father??     Find these answers and more when Ashley and Jackie weigh in on the astrology of Sagittarius. #astrology #witch #witchcraft #spells #signs #crystals #firesign #sagittariu...

We are now in Scorpio season and we welcome the deep and transformative energy of the eighth zodiac sign, SCORPIO. Who is the poster girl for Scorpio energy? Do Scorpios have the worst reputation? And if so, do they deserve it? Can you ever trust a Scorpio?? Find these answers and more when Ashley and Jackie weigh in on the astrology of Scorpio. #astrology #witch #witchcraft #spells #signs #crysta...

Ah, it's the holiday season. And who doesn't love a Top Ten list? Especially when it helps you to shower all of the witches in your life with fun and useful gifts! (Even if that witch is yourself--self love counts, baby!) Ashley and Jackie attempt to reconcile their maximalism with a disdain for capitalism by offering suggestions to shop local and shop small this holiday season. Listen t...

What does one do when the joy of the year-end holidays is mixed with chaos, stress or tension? Magic, of course! Today Ashley and Jackie devote their Big Witch Energy to ways we can protect our energy during this hectic time of year. Whether you're struggling with difficult family members, loneliness, or burning the candle at both ends, we have many simple ways you can use spells and rituals...

Yuletide Season is officially upon us! In this episode, Ashley surprises Jackie with an early holiday gift! After that, your favorite witches offer rituals to fit opposing tastes this Yuletide season:  for the party people, one of them includes alcohol (recipe below!); the other includes a lesson on a naturally occurring Fibonacci sequence for all you intellectual witches. Who are we kidding, why...

In this episode, Ashley and Jackie use their Big Witch Energy to talk about CARDS and how to use them in your witchy practices. They demonstrate a live card reading with two different decks--and get personal with some secret messages about what 2023 has in store!  They discuss the difference between Tarot, Lenormand, and Oracle decks, and how to strike a balance between symbolism and intuition. Wh...

Duality refers to the dividing of the 12 zodiac signs into two energies…simple, right?   Traditionally called masculine and feminine, we reject those old labels and insist on more modern, inclusive terminology! Dualities are one of the first ways to begin to understand the unique energies of the zodiac and your sign. This episode is a prelude to our upcoming series, “New Sign, Who Dis?” So look fo...

Ready for some Math-strology? Neither are we! Lol Triplicity refers to grouping the 12 zodiac signs into threes around the four classical ELEMENTS.  Understanding how the energies of Earth, Water, Fire, and Air play out across the zodiac and in your sign is key to using astrology to its maximum benefit.   #astrology #witch #witchcraft #spells #signs #crystals #astrologybasics #triplicities #earths...

Ok, ok, what the hell is a quadruplicity? We thought you’d never ask!  Quadruplicity refers to grouping the 12 zodiac signs into fours around the three MODALITIES.  The movement of energy through Cardinal, Fixed, and Mutable forms further define and shape our appreciation of each sign. This info is a prelude to our upcoming series, “New Sign, Who Dis?” So look for that to drop very soon! #astrolog...

Ashley and Jackie talk trash on the disappointments involved in being a consumer (while simultaneously embracing their maximalist tendencies...?!??). In the Y Tho? segment, they explore current astrology of the Moon and Mars and try to get VIP tix for the Grand Trine--IYKYK. Ashley and Jackie get a lot of questions about where to start when building a witchy practice...so this time they devote the...