Dumb Witch Club

OK, Dumb Witches. Let's get back to astrology basics! In the first installment of this much-requested series on How to Read Your Birth Chart, Ashley and Jackie break down the "Big Three" placements: Sun, Moon, and Rising!  Have you ever wondered why sometimes you learn someone's sign and it just doesn't seem to fit your impression of them? Do you feel like you have a hidde...

You've been on the DWC Cusp Train awhile--are you feeling in need of some fresh air? Or maybe some magic? Some romance?? Well, lucky for you, you've stopped at the right place: the Gemini-Cancer Cusp! Ashley and Jackie invite you to meander and soak up the beauty of this ethereal, emotional place. Just, please, don't lose your head in the clouds. We will try to help. We promise. #as...

Does this controversial, gender-binary question even warrant an answer? Ashley and Jackie weigh in with all the inclusivity they can muster. #astrology #witches #witchcraft #spells #rituals #witchywoman #witchyman #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Which three witchy ingredients are necessary for your Hot Human Summer vibes? Ashley and Jackie bring in all the heat when they reveal this super spicy power throuple. #astrology #astrologybasics #witches #witchy #summersolstice #summbervibes #hotgirlsummer #hotboysummer #hothumansummer #pyrite #whitepepper #cinnamonoil #altar #spells #rituals #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends....

Time for what should be another no-brainer edition of Polarity Wars where Ashley and Jackie simply point out the obvious. Because it's the truth. #astrology #astrologybasics #spells #rituals #polarity #polarityenergy #leo #aquarius #energy #energies #polaritywars #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Dumb Witches, gather 'round. 'Tis the time of year for bonfires, fairies and the magic of the longest day of the year. Join Ashley and Jackie as they delve into the power of Midsummer! And what better to pair with the enchantment of the summer solstice than an old fashioned séance? Ashley and Jackie won't really be contacting spirits from the other realm...or will they? #astrology #...

Find out which crystals currently have us twitterpated. #crystals #astrology #witchy #witches #healing #energy #spring #springisintheair #twitterpated #inlove #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

So you already know that Ashley and Jackie were voted Most Likely to Become Dumb Witches. But what about the astrological signs? Tune in to find out who wins the recognition for Earthiest Water Sign, Airiest Earth Sign, Wateriest Fire Sign and Fieriest Air Sign! [All votes were unanimously decided by secret DWC ballot.] Also, a wonderful card pull, and a Y Tho? segment catching you up on all the U...

Jackie and Ashley deliver double the trouble when they take off into Gemini's energetic skies. The third sign of the zodiac offers plenty of space for speculating, pondering, and spilling the tea! Why does Gemini rival Scorpio as the most hated-on sign? Are they manipulative by choice or by nature? Is a Gemini ever complete? Find these answers and more in this fast-paced, chock-full Gemini Sp...

Ashley and Jackie tell you why you might want to reconsider your use of white sage, and some easy and awesome alternatives to keep you ethical and effective in your witchy practices! #astrology #witches #witchy #sage #whitesage #indigenouspeoples #appropriation #alternatives #cleansing #energy #energyclearing #energycleansing #witchcraft #rituals #spells #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub #witchtok #...

Ok, witches.  Be honest. We know you're doing at least one of these things wrong. And hey, so are we from time to time! Let your favorite dumb witches help you be smarter witches. It's the least we can do. #astrology  #witches  #witchy  #witchcraft  #manifesting  #spells  #rituals  #energy  #topthree  #topthreemistakes  #intuition  #thewitchinghour  #dumbwitchclub #witchesoftiktok  Stay...

Oof. The DWC Cusp Train's next stop is Taurus-Gemini and let's just say, "what the cusp?!?" is an understatement. Ashley and Jackie bring all the clash, all the awkward, all the chatter to the table in this exploration. Are you ready to re-live 7th grade? Your dumb witches sure weren't. "Y Tho?" segment features encouraging energies as Jupiter enters Taurus, Mars...

Announcer man: Ashley and Jackie--the world is ending. Quick! Grab one witchy tool!  A and J: Don't mind if we do! ;) #astrology #witchy #witches #witchcraftools #witchypractice #rituals #spells Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

When you're stressed, irritated, and everything is going wrong, what's to blame? Retrogrades! Well, kinda, sorta, maybe not...? Ashley and Jackie explain everyone's favorite scapegoat and give you a survival guide to cope! Also, a personal reminiscence about the amazing cake that saved Ashley's life. IYKYK. #astrology #astrologybasics #retrogrades #mercuryretrograde #plutoretro...

This is a Witchy Quickie about fate, destiny, personal responsibility and the astrological strings of the universe. And my jerk Scorpio boyfriend. #astrology #astrologybasics #fate #destiny #birthchart #witches #witchy #doomed #rituals #spells #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Oh boy! Ashley and Jackie have multiple As for all your witchy Qs!  But first, they are feeling the full effects of this chaotic eclipse season. In the Y Tho? segment they lay it all out, including Pluto's sneaky retrograde and Mercury's super obvious one. Then, they answer some of the most common questions they've gotten about grimoires, familiars, sigils, and specifics of spirit g...

Ashley and Jackie offer a hot take on the TikTok moon phase compatibility trend. Here's a hint: they hate it. #astrology #witches #witchy #moonphases #compatibility #tiktok #trending Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Come along with the Dumb Witches as we walk the steady path of the second sign of the zodiac, Taurus! The straightforward energy of this reliable sign is anything but simple--there is a copious sensuality and lust for life that accompanies their steadfastness. Do Taurens ever rest? How can you please the Taureans in your life (or if you're the Taurus, how can you ever be satisfied)? And why a...

When is the Moon not the Moon? When it is Void, of course! Ashley and Jackie clarify and de-mystify this sometimes puzzling part of the moon's cycle. #astrology #astrologybasics #moon #voidofcourse #voidmoon #witches #witchy #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Ashley and Jackie want to help you create your perfect witchy home, starting with the front door, threshold and living room! Let your witchy personality shine through home decor, objects and art. This episode also includes an extended Y Tho? segment, helping you prepare for the major astrological events happening April 19-21. Gear up, witches! And remember, a dumb witch is always ready for anythin...

Now that you know about the first two moon phases, are you curious about how to work with the Full Moon and Third Quarter Moon energies? Let us illuminate you (pun intended). #astrology #astrologybasics #witches #witchcraft #witchy #moonphase #fullmoon #thirdquartermoon #energy #thewitchinghour #witcheswithwine #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

All aboard the Dumb Witch Cusp Train! Next stop, Aries-Taurus, in which Ashley and Jackie examine the kinda-important, kinda-basic transition from Aries into Taurus. How special, really, is the shift from first to second place on the zodiac wheel?? Depends on if you're asking an Aries (or an Aries rising!) LOL. Join us for the battle of Aries giving up power to that stubborn Taurean bull. Y T...

Moon phases are a simple and effective entry point to working with planetary energies. Ashley and Jackie drink some sour wine and break down the first two moon phases: New Moon and First Quarter Moon.  #astrology #astrologybasics #witches #witchcraft #witchy #moon #moonphase #newmoon #firstquartermoon #energy #rituals #spells #thewitchinghour #witcheswithwine #dumbwitchclub Stay witchy, friends. A...

Ashley and Jackie weigh in on the popular concept of Twin Flames. Get ready for a lot of toxic talk and stern warnings! #astrology #astrologybasics #witchy #witches #twinflames #spiritualconnection #lifepartner #journey #toxicrelationships #thewitchinghour #dumbwitchclub #meganfox #machinegunkelly #vanderpumprules Stay witchy, friends. And, stay dumb!

Have no fear, the Dumb Witches are here!  Every witch, at some time, must traverse the treacherous path of coming out of the (broom) closet...but if you're a Dumb Witch, at least you don't have to do it alone! Ashley and Jackie will be your guides to being unapologetically expressive about your authentic witchy self. In Y Tho?, we bask in the calm of relatively uneventful skies and the r...