Dumb People Town

Comedian and actor Brandon Wardell stops by as Randy explains how a pet fish stole its owner's identity via a Nintendo Switch during a livestream, Daniel describes a mac and cheese candle that smells "horrid according" to the person who bought it, and Jason warns against posting yout police chase on TikTok after you've gotten away, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy...

Comedian Pax Assadi stops by as Randy warns against gifting your cousin's fiance a subscription to OnlyFans, Daniel describes how a Florida man lost his pants during an hours long chase, and Jason explains why a woman destroyed a BMW over ignored texts, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Fitbod! Get 20% off your subscription at https://Fitbod.me/dpt   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...

Comedian and author Dan Ahdoot sits in as Daniel describes a couple that blames their robbery spree on their Red Bull addiction, Jason ponders why thieves in Florida called the cops to help them move stolen goods, and Randy explains how a man ended his years long airport sign prank and more importantly how much it cost, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Babbel! Get started RIGHT NOW, with 5...

Comedian James Adomian stops by as Jason lists off items from Travelodge's UK Lost & Found, Daniel describes an Ohio woman that thinks she has audio of Bigfoot, and Randy warns against shooting squirrels near children's bedrooms, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Comedian and actor Dan Mintz (Bob's Burgers) stops by as Dan explains how a man got arrested for breaking into homes, eating their food, and wearing their clothes, Randy describes how a woman lost her internship at NASA after a Twitter fight with a member of the Space Council, and Jason warns against quitting your office job to work at McDonald's, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Birddogs!...

Comedian and actress Hannah Einbinder sits in as Daniel explains how a groom removed all vegan options from his wedding menu without consulting the bride and Randy tells of a missing British man in Kenya who was found alive in a pub after 4 days, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Fitbod & Lectric Bikes! Get 20% off your subscription at https://Fitbod.me/dpt   Visit https://Lectricebike...

Actor and comedian John Gemberling joins us as Randy explains how a woman who is married to a ghost says he ruined their honeymoon by getting too drunk and frisky, Jason details a field trip photo that shows 6th graders pole dancing, and Daniel describes a Florida woman drunk driving a golf cart on the highway, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty and Babbel! Faherty is giving all Dum...

Comedian Ian Karmel (All Fantasy Everything) stops by as Jason warns about a bride that wants a silent wedding, Daniel details a woman that advertises her best friend to farmers for marriage, and Randy attempts to explains how an Aussie family made a rug of their beloved, deceased dog, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19....

Comedian Tom Papa (Breaking Bread on All Things Comedy) stops by as Jason explains how Sam's club gave away a woman's car, Daniel warns about a man who hasn't stopped farting in a very long time, and Randy describes a shootout outside of a Chuck E. Cheese, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Faherty! Get 20% off your subscription at Fitbod. me /dpt . See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pr...

Tim Simons (Second In Command on All Things Comedy) stops by to hear Daniel describe a man with a Jeep grudge, Randy explains how a man on inflatable swan needs to be rescued 3 times, and Jason is incredulous at a surgery center that texted its patients that they had aggressive cancer instead of Happy New Year, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Fitbod & Lectric Bikes! Get 20% off your...

Zainab Johnson sits in as Randy details why a woman married her step brother, Daniel explains how long a Japanese man has been driving without a license, and Jason describes a greased up man breaking into houses and jumping into pools, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Lectric E-Bikes! Visit LectricEBikes.com to learn more and explore the epic models Lectric has to offer.  See Privacy Polic...

Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang Bang The Podcast: The Book) stops by as Jason describes how a drunken man wandered into the Brewers clubhouse, Randy tells about a man threatened to call off his wedding because his fiancee wanted their dogs to marry as well, and Daniel explains how a family of four got into a knife fight, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10...

Matt Walsh (of Veep & Second In Command on ATC) sits in as Jason tells of a prolific sperm donor with no sex life, Daniel describes how a tattoo got a Colorado man free Subway sandwiches for life, and Randy explains how a man with a fake DisneyWorld employee badge stole an R2D2, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Faherty is giving all Dumb People Town listeners an amazing deal: 20% off...

Avital Ash joins as Jason describes how a man stole TWO cops cars during a chase, Randy tells us about a man who posed as a dead body on Tik Tok till he was cast as one on CSI, and Daniel explains how a Lamborghini SUV ended up on a roof, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Ryan Sickler (Lefty's Son on YouTube) stops by as Daniel explains how a woman found a snake in a popcorn bag at grocery store, Jason tells us about a woman who was removed from multiple rollercoasters because her breasts were a safety hazard, and Randy warns against padlocking your neck to someone else in a drinking game, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califo...

Steph Tolev (Steph Infection on ATC) joins us as Daniel describes a man who got his grocery rewards card tattooed on him, Jason tells us about a woman who was told by a police robot to go away as the robot sang a song, and Randy warns against shoplifting crossbows, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Make the switch to raw today. Right now, Maev is offering $40 off your first order at meetma...

Tig Notaro sits in as Randy wonders if a woman should be upset for not being invited to her own baby shower, Daniel warns against proposing near a lake, and Jason describes a how a man really got inside himself on the way to jail, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: To get 10% off, up to $30 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame just go to SkylightFrame.com/DPT .  See Privacy Policy at https:...

Jay Larson (Sounds Like Bruce on YouTube) joins as Daniel tells the story of an inflatable rat getting stabbed at a funeral home, Jason explains how a man in charge of Japanese heritage wrecked the country's oldest toilet, and Randy describes a man that ran from police in a Pikachu suit while riding a lawnmower, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priva...

Paul Soter of Broken Lizard (Quasi on Hulu 4/20) joins as Jason warns against calling 911 over barbecue, Randy questions how an airline can claim a cockroach in a meal is actually sautéed ginger, and Daniel gets to the bottom of how a Chik-Fil-A offered it's employees food instead of pay, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: To get 10% off, up to $30 off your purchase of a Skylight Frame just...

Big Jay Oakerson stops by as Jason describes the worst way to react to sold out flights at the airport, Daniel explains why a grandma wanted a penis-shaped headstone on her grave, and Randy recounts the story of a man who held his family hostage and threatened them with Coldplay lyrics, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19...

Graham Elwood (Manifest It on ATC's YouTube) sits in as Randy tells the tale of a British man who wakes up on a Thai beach naked, Daniel describes how a man pushed a peanut up Pikes Peak with his nose, and Jason warns about a VR headset that kills the user if they die in their game, and so much more! Thanks to our #sponsor MeUndies: To get 25% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisf...

Jeremiah Watkins (Daddy on YouTube now) stops in as Jason tells us about a baby that got a terrible pandemic name, Daniel describes a joyride gone bad in a rare Mercedes, and Randy explains how a man can be so bored that he plants a deadly weed, and so much more! Thanks to our #sponsors: Maev is offering $40 off your first order at meetmaev.com/DPT. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off yo...

Neal Brennan joins us as Randy describes a corn theft, Daniel warns against licorice mistakes, and Jason pleads with you to not visit sex workers on your honeymoon, and so much more! This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Try online therapy at betterhelp.com/DPT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Beth Stelling sits in while Daniel explains how a couple gets caught having sex in court, Jason tells of car thieves got arrested by stopping at McDonalds, and Randy paints a scene of a woman doing Irish folk dancing during a sobriety test, and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

David Cross sits in as Randy tells a story of a father/son Pokemon Go team turns to assault, Daniel describes an unusual robot, and Jason explains how a woman can control bees and so much more! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .