Dumb People Town

This week Janet Varney and Cole Stratton stop by to hear about a confusing  squeege attack. In the second story a woman steals her car back after taking it to the dealership for repair. In the third story, a couple get arrested for adult fun in a kiddie pool.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

A Huntsville, AL gas station robbery ends in a knife vs machete fight! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Amiee Mann and Ted Leo (The Art of Process) stop in to hear about a man with a curious reason for not doing a field sobriety test. In the second story, a man  tries to sue his parents for destroying his massive porn collection. In story 3, bowls of mashed potatoes mysteriously appear on cars.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19....

This week, Jonah Ray joins the show. Story 1 covers boxed wine and exposed breasts at a hospital. In story 2, an Australian man gets stuck and the Internet comes to rescue with some advice about pickle juice. Story 3 covers a poorly thought-out lawn sign. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This story has everything: Florida, nudity, a car chase, and a colorful baseball bat. Listen in!  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Derek Waters joins the show!  In Story 1, a part-time pastor Easter stunt goes horribly wrong Story 2 woman gets arrested for shooting a t-shirt gun Story 3 explains an automatic sperm extractor! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

To start off a very special live DPT at the Largo at the Coronet, Aimee Mann sings the theme song!   After a few Flatos, Tim Heidecker joins the show to discuss Story 1, in which a Darwin man nearly dies after multiple snakebites!   Then for Story 2, John C. Reilly joins the show to discuss a Greenlee in which a man is caught with a bag of urine!   To close out the show, a new segment: Florida Man...

For this week's mini, Jon Rudnitsky joins the show to discuss the tale of a man who claims an adverse reaction to coffee caused him to cause ruckus at a movie theater! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

In Story 1, a suspect tells police he's a cat.   In a Stitcher Premium extended segment: a deep dive into all things Vegas!   Story 2 brings us a man who breaks a photo bomber's nose.   In Story 3,  we almost lose a grandma.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Sara Schaefer joins the show!  In Story 1, a woman is accused of public masturbation. Story 2 brings us an unruly woman on a plane. Story 3  is the tale of the most innocent suspect ever! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dan St. Germain joins the show to discuss the tale of a hotel chain exorcism complaint! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Nate Bargatze joins the show! In Story 1, two dummies shoot each other while wearing bulletproof vests.   Then in a Stitcher Premium exclusive segment, the guys talk to Nate about his special and more!   Story 2 brings us a man who swallows a fork.   Story 3 is the tale of violence at a Wawa.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19....

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival, we start off with some Flatos!  Then Jon Glaser and Eliza Skinner join the show and we dive into Story 1, which involves a reckless scooter driver and an out of control dog.  Steve Agee joins in for a game of Guess The Agee!  In Story 2, we have a nasty case of eye-bees!  Then we hear some Townie stories, including: a fight between a German and a horse, a n...

Nate Abshire joins the show to discuss two mini stories! In Story 1, a suspect in a drive-off is caught, and in Story 2 we hear the tale of a golf cart joyride! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Story 1 is a Greenlee involving surf and turf! In a Stitcher Premium exclusive extended interview, Josh talks about writing for Last Week Tonight, plus a mini story involving a mom who advocates for her son's dating life a bit too much!  Story 2 brings us a Valentine's Day attempt for a free meal at an Outback Steakhouse!  Story 3 is the sad tale of the demise of a nudist restaurant.  See Privacy...

This week Nick Swardson visits DPT! Story 1 brings us a set of testicles dipped in salsa. Story 2 is the tale of a fight at a buffet.   In Story 3, a car unintentionally leaves an offensive image in the snow. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

For this week's Friday Episode, Chris Mancini joins the show to discuss the tale of an Austin man who tries to boil eggs and ends up getting threatened at knifepoint. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week the legendary "Weird Al" Yankovic joins us in Dumb People Town! Story 1 is a Greenlee about a violent incident involving a remote control and dentures. Story 2 brings us a love story involving a zombie doll. Story 3 is the tale of a misunderstanding at an illegal strip club. Then for our Stitcher Premium listeners, we have an extra story about a cat owner who gets stuck up a tree trying...

This week Dana Gould joins the show! In Story 1: Utah driver accused of fleeing, mooning, flipping. Story 2 is a Greenlee -- the tale of the dry-mouth driver. Story 3 brings us a disturbance at a McDonalds! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Julius Sharpe joins the show to discuss the tale of a Canadian burglar who makes himself at home! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This week Hampton Yount joins the show! In Story 1 we have a completely naked woman who chases a would-be lover across the road. In a Stitcher Premium Exclusive segment, Story 2 brings us a town that could vote into reality a sex doll brothel... or two. Story 3 is the tale of an Australian man precariously wedged in a drain. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy No...

This week A.D. Miles joins the show! In Story 1, a hungry shoplifter gets caught.  Story 2 brings us a drunk woman who isn't sure if she was stabbed and has questions about her son's future. Story 3 is the tale of a man with a backpack and no plan. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

For this week's minisode, Dan Ahdoot joins the show to discuss the story of a man who injects himself with semen for his back pain! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

In Story 1, a teenager is arrested after trying to get a discount on a Playstation by weighing it as a bag of fruit.  Then a Stitcher Premium interview in which Bev spins some yarns about old school Hollywood stories!  Story 2 brings us a man who wrecks his home with an axe after he thought his wife damaged his action figures.  Story 3 -- brought in by Beverly herself -- is the tale of a diamond b...

In a special live episode of Dumb People Town at the renowned Largo at the Coronet, the Sklar Brothers and Daniel Van Kirk are joined by My Favorite Murder's Karen Kilgariff and Mad Men's Jon Hamm, with comedically pertinent musical interludes by the great Langhorne Slim! Stories include: a man bitten by a venomous spider on his manhood (for the second time), a woman who discovers a snake in her t...