Dumb People Town

Nathan Rabin comes to town to hear a story about a disturbance breaking out in a cribbage game. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dumb People Town is LIVE at Largo with Will Arnett, Paul F. Tompkins and musical guest Colin Hay. To kick off the show Dan introduces a new headline game and each guest learns about their Florida Man. In story 1, they hear about three worst first date ever. In story 2 an underwear bandit gets caught! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com...

This week Anthony Jeselnik stops into town to hear about a man who admits to the police that he’s not good at stealing cars. In story 2, a man calls the police to repost a missing cheeseburger. In story 3, a woman who thinks she is suffering with symptoms from Crohn's disease finds out that her problems are coming from an outside source.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Harry Moroz to town to hear about a man who secretly moves into a supermarket. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Greg Fitzsimmons to town to hear about a Georgia man who steals a sex device from ex lover. In story 2, a man takes big steps to prove to his mother that he is independent. In the third story a woman is arrested for an unusual attack on a train.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-in...

This week Dan, Jason and Randy welcome actress and podcast host Alessandra Torresani to town. In story 1, a car is stolen from an Adult store with a passenger and his unusual pet. In story 2, a bodybuilder is ready to marry his girlfriend after getting her plastic surgery. In story 3, a Tesla owner finds an way to eliminate the need for car keys.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy an...

A gift of a magnifying glass causes problems for Christmas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Dan, Jason and Randy bring DPT Live from Sketchfest! First they start out with Flatos! Then they welcome Chris Redd and musical guests Aimee Mann and Ted Leo to hear about their Florida Man! For story number one, WE HAVE A GREENLEE where a woman is arrested for pointing at her husband. In story two, they recap the things people got stuck in their ears, nose and swallowed and other areas you should...

Chad Daniels joins Daniel, Jason and Randy in town to hear a two parter first story with two different people scratch cars for different reasons. In story 2, a woman is unhappy when her boyfriend won’t celebrate her new job with her. In story 3, a man poses for an artists but doesn’t pay.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do...

A college professor is caught offering Arby’s gift cards in exchange for dates.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Moshe Kasher comes to town to hear about a couple who gets engaged after a bizarre robbery. In story 2, a man is caught doing donuts in front of a night club. In story 3, there is an unusual new trend in self care.  Don't miss Dumb People Town LIVE at Sketchfest in San Francisco Friday January 17th! https://sched.co/Xz5F See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice...

Dan, Jason and Randy welcome Nick Thune to town to hear a story about a fight for the front seat. In story two, a tiny hot tub for your delicates and in story three, questionable props are used at a career fair.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

This weeks mini is a taste of the Patreon episodes with Randy bringing in a story for Jason and Dan. A California Congressman is caught using campaign money for personal expenses. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jeff Dye joins Dan, Jason and Randy in Town and to kick off the show we have a Greenlee! In story one, a man is accused of sealing a variety of meats. In the second story a man tries to come to the rescue. In story three a man reveals an unlikely hiding place for a pair of tweezers.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-s...

Quinta Brunson visits town to hear a story about a woman who is asked to call an ambulance and takes care of business. In the second story, a Taco Bell employee shows a guest what they have for them. In story 3, a Florida man makes an unnecessary admission to the police.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info...

A man places a very special order at a McDonald's See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Ryan Stout visits Town and hears a story about a hitman who outsources his work. In story 2, a man loses something in his nose. In story 3, a security guard makes a case for the side effects of an idle mind.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

DPT is LIVE from Largo in Los Angeles! David Longstreth of Dirty Projectors starts off the show and plays a special version of the DPT theme song. Then Dan, Jason and Randy welcome their guests "Weird Al" Yankovic and Dimitri Martin to find out about their Flordia man. In story one, two women take an argument to the highway. In story 2 a man uses an unconventional weapon on a home intruder.  See P...

Dennis Gubbins visits town and hears about a woman in a relationship with an inanimate object.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Maz Jobrani visits town and hears about a man who tries to pick up the ring on the way to his wedding. In story 2, a strip finds a way to bring in new business. In story 3, a man has a plan to manage storms.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Joel Stein visits town to hear about a woman who hides in an attempt to rob a Big Lots. In story 2, a woman refused to get off of a plane. In story 3, a festival goer forgets where he parked his car.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

A brawl breaks out over hot dogs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Margaret Cho visits town to hear about a woman who leads a shirtless chase. In story 2, a groom gets into trouble borrowing a bike. In story 3, a woman loses her memory about a difficult trip to the bathroom.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Rick Glassman visits town to hear a story of a man who tries to tries to steal a musical instrument. In the second story, a bunch of old TVs are discovered on a doorbell camera. In the third story a man prepares to turn himself into jail.   See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

On this weeks mini, Randy Feltface visits the town all the way from down under to tackle a story about an abandoned running car with an odd collection of items inside. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .