Dumb-Dumbs & Dragons: A D&D Podcast

Our heroes are battling to save a Charlamagne farm! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found himself distracted by Malvarius constantly talking to him, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) discovered her moonbeam did extra damage, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) charged in with his spirit guardians! But can our heroes survive trying to capture a blood mage alive?! Find out next...

Our heroes are on their way to a secret battle! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned he would be within his rights to defend his family’s honour with violence, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was excited to explore new dirt, and Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made sure everyone was safe while Butthole flew off with the others! But what horrors will our heroes find at th...

Our heroes have arrived in Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) learned the rest of Vinten’s family are awful people, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was horrified to discover the country is racist against smaller beings, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was forced to keep everyone behaving by flexing his royal powers! But can our heroes get the voice of Teelos’s suppor...

It’s the morning of travel to Vaasa! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took Requiem on as co-spymaster of Assguard, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was thrilled to discover he didn’t have to hide his love of love on the road, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a sleepover with the potential groom to be! But will these heroes ever actually get together the wedding?! Also f...

Our heroes are facing their demons before the wedding! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized his flight made the shirtless Reginald plan fall apart, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned just how hard it is to talk with Kevin the Gauche, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had a long very hard conversation with Ginny about the price of being a Prinx! Can these heroes pu...

Our heroes are fast tracking the wedding preparation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) chose his outfits and colours, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) learned he might have been pushing away love, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned that not all dancing will lead to pregnancy! But can our heroes shift the Quinny fans’ attention to Reginald before they leave for Vaasa?!...

Our heroes are determining who knows what about their current situation! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discussed his new engagement with his parents, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) continued to play peacemaker with some success, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) broke down who he thought should be in the delegation! But what awaits these heroes in Vaasa?! Also featuring...

Our heroes are rushing to plan a wedding! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) caught Ginny up on the whole situation, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made sure Quinny, Vinten and Ginny ended their discussion with a hug, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) started choosing delegation members with Mo Dirt! But can they all survive their trip to Vaasa?! Also featuring our awesome D...

Our heroes are heading to Vaasa! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) left Quinny to speak to the stranger in his home, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) invited Fallonmeyer Pinkblossom to go to the wedding with him, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) discovered agent Requiem and recruited him for the cause! But what will happen now that Ginny approached Vinten without Quinny ther...

Our heroes are planning a wedding! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) ran Quinny and Vinten through obnoxious questions they could expect to receive, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) started planning wedding announcements and a delegation, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got his warlock powers back from Vinten’s great-great grandfather demon! But how will Ginny handle the ne...

Our heroes are faking an engagement! Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) had a turn being talked about like he wasn’t in the room, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) exchanged information of national importance with Vinten, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) signed up for a fake but very public engagement to save Vinten from the Planteers! But can our heroes identify and stop the...

Our heroes are trying to discover themselves! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) realized he doesn’t know what Vinten Charlamagne is like in her home life, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned there might be two Quinnys inside Quinny, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) got lost in the various metaphors for internal mental shenanigans! Can our heroes find a way to help Quinn...

Our heroes are fighting - emotionally! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) revealed Vinten proposed to him, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was horrified to learn Quinny had been lying to him about his feelings for Vinten the whole time, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to play peacemaker unsuccessfully! Can our heroes find a way to align themselves before war breaks ou...

Our heroes are in quite the pickle! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) went to bed, Grandpa Warwick (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) made plans he can’t remember with his new best friend, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) has to choose between marrying Vinten and allying with Vaasa or losing her forever! Can our heroes find a way to maintain international peace and save Quinny’s rela...

Our heroes are trying to avoid a war! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was delighted to be reunited with Vinten Charlamagne for a brief moment, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) travelled to Damara and learned of the threat of blood magic and the invasion of Vaasa, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) took the night off to find Grandpa Warwick a new best friend! Can these heroes...

Our heroes are planning to kill a God! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) negotiated with Bortle Chortle the Toril Explorer Tortle, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) suggested Alyn bind the creature for all of their safety and she did, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) volunteered to find a way to break down Captain Planteer’s potions and body! But can our heroes trust Vinten C...

Our heroes are about to inspect their broken portals! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sent Kevin away on errands to get a break, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired a judge, an economist and questioned a Good Works Company contractor, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) tried to use the eye of true sight with his mouth. But are our heroes about to be blown up by booby-trap...

Our heroes are hiring new members of the royal council! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was furious when Butthole made Kevin his assistant, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) provided a voice for the people of New Tombslab, and Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) hired himself a city planner. But are our heroes being distracted with busy work while the world burns down around them?...

Our heroes are continuing their investigations! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) let the others take the lead interrogating a former Greywater mercenary, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) confirmed Good Works Corporation employees were all over town, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to pull Lexi out of prison unsuccessfully. But can our heroes find a way to stop the in...

Our heroes are desperate to learn more about these potions! Smart Reginald (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) led “Team Genius” in learning about the potions, Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was concerned when Ginny adopted Smart Reginald’s accent, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) identified two merchants who might have key information. But can our heroes find the key to stopping the...

Our heroes have discovered a terrible conspiracy within Assguard! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used zone of truth on the captive Fenris Borrachio, Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) became Gartok to aid in the questioning, and Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led the team in their discovery of Planteer potions based on the prisoner’s confession. But what will happen now that...

Our heroes are on their way to interrogate a prisoner! Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) sent Reginald to arrest Lexi in her disguise, Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a new friend at the market, and Juniper (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) received enough confidence from Farthole to leave her job as the Chief Justice. But what will happen now that Lexi’s potion wore off and she’s...

Our heroes are planning missions and confessing their sins! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was doing menial labor around town while Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finalized his plans with Lexi before her staged arrest, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) went to confession only to find out all of his personqs needed to confess their sins. What can Farthole say to help the...

Our heroes continue to serve Assguard in their various roles! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met with a noble who was more trouble than help, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke with his local agent Lexi who had big plans, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) avoided his confession while identifying several financial criminals. But what deadly threats will appear after thi...

Our heroes are in the midst of a string of meetings! Butthole (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was invited to dinner with the Queen of Damara, Quinny (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) exchanged terse words with an ambassador, and Gartok (Laura Hamstra, @lauraehamstra) was thrilled to see Quinny and Butthole working together to solve the Ginny/Prinx issue. But what dangers lurk in the meetings still o...