Dudes From Dallas

Allow us to apologize in advance, this episode has some real life happenings in it, which we hope will help someone out there who may be dealing with a similar situation.  We promise not to make this a regular thing. Also, allow us to apologize for also mocking those real life happenings.  We promise we'll keep doing that, as it's kinda our thing. So with all of that out of the way, let's get to t...

On this episode, Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten unravel the tangled web of modern inconveniences, starting with a hilarious and frustrating dive into the world of Internet service providers. Nick shares his epic saga of upgrading to gig-speed Internet in San Francisco, only to find himself inadvertently wreaking havoc on his neighbors' connections. It's a tale of tech woes, unexpected discoveries, an...

In this episode, we dive into the chaotic world of YouTube celebrity Jack Doherty, discussing his reckless behavior and the societal implications of internet fame. Join us as we dissect the viral video of Doherty crashing a $200,000 McLaren and the subsequent fallout. Is Jack a 'trust fund' kid like Rob says, or is he really a self-made multi-millionaire? We explore the broader issues of accountab...

Welcome to another laugh-out-loud episode of Dudes From Dallas! Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten are back, and this time they're diving headfirst into the world of problematic "fuck boys" with their signature wit and humor. From the absurd to the controversial, this episode is packed with jaw-dropping moments and candid discussions. First up, they tackle the definition of a "fuck boy" and why so many o...

The Dudes are back and diving headfirst into a whirlwind of topics with their signature blend of humor and candidness. In this episode, Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten tackle the absurdities of modern life, including the peculiarities of Tesla drivers. They share a hilarious recount of a debate night disagreement, explore the frustrations of left-lane campers, and delve into the controversial topic of...

The Dudes are back! After a long hiatus, Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten have reunited to take on the world at large with their own special blend of absurdity, entertainment and humor. In this episode, we dive into a whirlwind of topics ranging from the oddities of movie theater etiquette to the peculiarities of cat litter maintenance. Join us as we navigate through hilarious and unexpected conversati...

Nick is back from California and talks about the fires engulfing the state; The cause of the shitshow that is 2020 has been found; Ellen is undergoing disaster control 101; Jerry Falwell Jr. makes some bad decisions; Lori Laughlin is going to prison, Rob immediately mourns the loss of her and starts a new rallying cry; The biggest dilemma of 2020 is revealed and it hits Rob right where he lives.

The Dudes are back, and it's been a disaster.  Lunatics are on the loose, Dr. Fauci throws like a little girl and a doctor pushing Hydroxychloroquine believes in demons and witchcraft.  We depress ourselves seeing how old Bill and Ted look, and we take on an "expert" in the soccer community.  But there is a message through all of this craziness.   

We feel threatened this week, as the mask debate rages on, and assholes abound. The State Fair of Texas is closed but some shitty carnival is open across the street from Nick, and he's pissed. And we remember the good times, ya know like when we were still able to go bowling and play at the arcade and some junk.

The world is on fire so the Dudes are back. We talk NASCAR, the RUMOR that Nick was in a cult, Rob tells Dallas Judge Clay Jenkins where to stuff it, a preview of Chappelle's new special 8:46 , and some other random stuff... we don't really remember. We were drinking. Enjoy. Also, we are now officially on YouTube, so be sure to find us there, just search Dudes From Dallas.

It's been a long time, but the band is working on getting back together.  With that in mind, take some time to remember the good old days, before the new mind-blowing content about to be unleashed upon the world arrives.

Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere conclude the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with the best gifts from the 1980s and a look at some bad Santas! We share some of David Letterman's Xmas top ten lists, including a list about bad office Christmas parties, which we recently went to. There's only 364 shopping days until next Christmas, wow the lover in your life with an Edible anus. Tell your frie...

Rob Rotten and Nikki Tsundere continue the Dudes From Dallas Christmas Extravaganza with Lists and Rage! New research shows you’re most likely to have a heart attack on Christmas, which makes you wonder how Clark Griswold made it through Christmas Vacation. Londoners are taking holiday stress out in new Christmas Rage Rooms, and we share tips to reduce your holiday stress without breaking stuff. W...

We're back with a special Christmas episode!  You're gonna want to hear this! Baby it’s cold outside SJW’s have struck again ... Luckily, we do have our sense of humor. JP Sears has a new Ultra Spiritual Life. Santa in skinny jeans? What people think a ‘rebranded’ Santa should look like. Security footage shows ‘Grinch’ run over a family’s Christmas decorations. Bad Santa: Children Left Traumatized...

The Dudes mourn the loss of Stan Lee and call out the douchebag known as Bill Maher.  Moviegoers are trying to ruin the last perfect thing in the world by wanting to see another chapter of a beloved movie franchise.  Finally, should we build a dorm for congress so they can enjoy their $174,000 a year salary.

Sorry for the extended break, life sometimes gets in the way, even when it’s a passion project.  The Hogg-Free zone rule gets broken and Rob Rotten is triggered.  Chadwick Boseman, Zoe Kravitz, Chris Evans Team Up for March for Our Lives Voting PSA and try to make voting sexy by throwing in as many double entendres as possible.  Double entendres are fun, but when you’re trying to ruin the lives of...

The Dudes are experimenting with a new system that will allow us to become a daily show.  Nick Vicious gets railed on Facebook when talking about the #MeToo movement and we talk about the alienation of allies in the cause.

It's our 50th episode!  Thank you to all of you who listen to us, support us and allow us to do what we do on the show.  As a special treat, we have an extended episode for you.  In the near future, you may be able to hear us live (while still able to download the podcast) and have great stuff to purchase. Start your weekend right with Nick Vicious and Rob Rotten, who are the Dudes From Dallas … g...

It’s Humpday, and the Dudes are back with more goodness for your ears. Willie Nelson has pissed off conservatives in Texas, but not for what you would think.  He has decided to play a show for Senate candidate Robert Francis O’Rourke. Rob Rotten is not a fan of the candidate, but could care less about who Willie performs for.  The Senate race in Texas is going to be a dogfight between O’Rourke and...

It’s Monday, and Nick Vicious is back on the show!     That’s right boys and girls, Nick Vicious is back and the Dudes are reunited.    Nick contemplates $650 tickets to see Lindsey Buckingham play, and Rob thinks that’s a waste without the rest of Fleetwood Mac … and Rob Rotten is not a fan of The Rocket Summer.  It’s an otherwise heavy day with the Dudes, as they break down the latest in the sag...

Humpday shenanigans are happening with the Dudes From Dallas.  Nobody thinks about what strippers are forced to do outside of the club, but we share some stories on the more unusual places they get paid to take it off … some of them you may not see coming. Speaking of strippers, a Chinese principal is out of a job after a most inappropriate welcoming ceremony for a group of kindergarten students. ...

Welcome to a new week with the Dudes From Dallas.  Nick Vicious is having technical problems, so Rob Rotten is flying solo again today … but fear not, there’s a lot to talk about.  What does masculinity look like?  What does it feel like?  Are you afraid of #MeToo?  Well, men can pay $895 at 'Male Feminism Camp' to cope with their own toxicity. A West Virginia weather girl attacked the station’s T...

It’s Friday, and the Dudes have some very important lessons for you heading into the weekend. One event we all will have to attend at some point in our lives is a funeral.  It sucks, but it’s how life is.  It has come to our attention that people don’t know how to behave themselves at funerals anymore.  It’s almost like Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson and Will Ferrell ruined funeral etiquette in the mov...

We apologize for our extended absence, we promise it won’t happen again … for a while at least. It’s a Texas-Centered episode from the Dudes From Dallas today, but fret not, what we share with you will resonate no matter where you live.  A pair of neighbors get into an argument over trash in an alley way, and the lesson “Never bring trash to a gun fight” is learned. Eric Grubbs from the Dallas Obs...

Head into the weekend with the Dudes From Dallas! Tucker Carlson loses his mind over Tacos and we take the time to mock him relentlessly.  Fox News host Tucker Carlson went on a rant about who tacos really belong to during an interview with Univision anchor Enrique Acevedo.  Carlson and Acevedo were discussing the recent controversy over the owner of Houston restaurant El Tiempo Cantina posting a...