Dude, That's F****d Up

They've finally done it. A whole episode about toilets. From holes in the ground to holes in castles to holes in space, join Erin and Nicole as they discover all the ways people dispose of their poop.

"Mmmm, that sounds good. I'll have that." -Lloyd Christmas This week's episode has all of the status levels of a cult. We've got your diamonds, your sapphires, your golds, your platinums...Hang on, is this a cult or an MLM? It was a trick question - it's BOTH! And now we all rejoice with Erin and Nicole as they dive into the most current of events: The NXIVM cult. Hold onto your second butthole be...

The tom foolery in this week's episode was so over the top, it surprised even our hosts. Ordinarily, that'd be a bad sign, but this podcast is extra. *Slips into Jonathan Lipnicki's character from Jerry Maguire* Did you know that Chiropractic is a noun AND an adjective?! OK, that was too much. Enjoy this week's episode about the godfather of chiropractic, DD Palmer, and his almost religion/non-med...

This episode is not directly related to Rajneesh, but there is a connection! So why not exploit the popularity of the Netflix series "Wild, Wild Country" in the title, 'cause it's soooo hot right now?! This week, Erin and Nicole are actually talking about the Cascadia Subduction Zone. It's not an emo band - it's an area in North America where the tectonic plates have created some serious pressure....

We're back in the Victorian Era, where people were having a hard time. But not Anna Kingsford. She was basically living the real-life version of The Craft, summoning Manon to hurt her enemies. She was also the Beatrix Kiddo living a real-life story of revenge, a la Kill Bill. Real quick: this episode has a lot of film analogies and all of them are probably wrong. But that doesn't change how hell b...

Profanity. Nudity. Stupidity. There are a lot of unplanned incidents when it comes to live TV. That's why most live programming has a 5-10 second delay. It allows the censors to hit the "dump button" (bad name), and GET RID of the questionable content. But the censor is human and us humans are prone to error. In fact, this episode is probably riddled with error, as Erin and Nicole recount some of...

Have you ever had a "philosophical discussion regarding Ed Hardy?" Well, you're about to! This week, Erin and Nicole revisit the fashion faux pas of the aughts, the most egregious of trends being It-doesn't-matter-if-it-already-has-a-skull-and-fire-and-hearts-and-rhinestones-on-it-slap-it-with-some-cheetah-print-Ed Hardy. In it's heyday, you could find the brand on the A-listyist of A-Listers. And...

It's been a full year since Erin and Nicole started this f****d up journey across the land of pod! Let's give them this episode to reflect on how far they've come from Episode 1: CSI Stands for Cracklin' Skin Investigators. Well, would you look at that! They talk a little faster, now! They definitely seem more comfortable. Hang on, they're still having trouble pronouncing things...annnnnnd they're...

We’re one week out from DTFU Podcast’s one year anniversary episode and we’re starting the celebration early with some tunes! A few episodes back, we started a playlist of f****d up songs. What constitutes a f****d up song, you ask? Any number of things! The content of the song! An event that happened during the filming of the video! A story involving the artist! Really, the song just needs to be...

Join the ladies as they celebrate a milestone in podcasting and discuss February 3rd, 1959, or “The Day the Music Died.” The phrase refers to an historic plane crash that took the lives of 3 of the era's most influential and talented rock and roll musicians. But the literal day the music died was May 26, 1971, or the day Don McLean recorded “American Pie."

It's the early 1960s, the Golden Era. Men are men, women are women, and meth is THE upper of the upper class. Here, in uptown Manhattan, you only need one doctor to cure all of life's ails: Dr. FEELGOOD. Pay him a visit, feel great. Refer a friend, get an extra dose. Refer the next President of the United States of America, and your next heart attack's on the house.

“Every now and then, a podcast comes along and surprises you with its open pube talk and an abundance of poop humor. Hosted by two Southern California Natives, Erin and Nicole are known for pushing the boundaries of what's appropriate for a lady to discuss (the answer is anything they want to. What is this, 1950?). After meeting in middle school, they found their niche in discussing genitals and g...

If you don't know what "Tub Girl" is, don't look it up. Do. Not. I mean, if you're super curious, maybe check Urban Dictionary for a description but DO NOT Google it. And this isn't one of those playful "Oh my gosh, doooooooon't" situations. We're the most serious we've ever been and you have absolutely been warned. For those who do know "Tub Girl," you're getting a horrific visual of what happens...

A new year means new beginnings! You might want to use this time to reflect on the year ahead, making thoughtful and deliberate choices that lead you to accomplish goals you’ve set for yourself. But, why?! You can have any life you choose right now. RIGHT. NOW. Just change your name, start collecting art, commit a couple of felonies, sprinkle in a little charm, affect a vaguely European accent ann...

It's another mullet episode, you guys! Take a break from the _th day of eating and drinking and listen to - dare I say - your favorite podcast? Maybe your top ten? One you really like? Anyway, just listen to these listener stories and Erin and Nicole's take on why you should avoid the office bathrooms this time of year. We love you, be excellent and talk to you in 2018!

T’was the week before Christmas and all through the ‘cast, The girls talked holiday f***ery of traditions present and past. Erin was nestled, all smug in her chair, While she FaceTimed with Nicole and her curly pube hair. With the Dutch wearing black face, and predator scarecrow Hans Trapp, This episode’s more uncomfortable than a lady’s annual pap. But we heard the dudes exclaim, as they let out...

"This tiny home was hand built by the owner in the late 1960s and has only ever had one resident. It features clean lines and a modern design, complete with a battery-operated ventilation system and an updated bucket toilet. Move in ready, this capsule can be yours for only $500,000 in $20 bills. Please place an ad in the paper to let us know you're interested, and we'll contact you via telephone....

The "M" stands for Mackenzie because without her, Episode 40 wouldn't be chock full o' aliens or deceased pets or active diarrhea or bad accents or a bunch of conspiracy theories! So make yourself a cranberry sauce cocktail (aka the Fixin') and join Erin "Mulder" and Nicole "Scully," as they investigate the Rendlesham Forest Incident! This one's for you, Stumbelina!

Happy Thanksgiving, America! If you're a stateside listener, we hope this year brings you a Thanksgiving spread free from political commentary and distant relative stank. But chances are, you're sitting ringside to "A Very MAGA Thanksgiving 2017," while your step uncle-in-law continuously douses himself in Drakkar Noir. The maybe, potentially silver lining? The mall opens at 6pm and you can channe...

"Aww, you shouldn't have." - Britney Jean Spears --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Today's topic is the Hope Diamond, which was the inspiration behind the "keep your mouth shut and your brain empty" necklace in Titanic. And that film was supes popular when Britney was Making the Video for "Oops" in a red pleather jumpsuit and white eyesha...

Come mah lady, come come mah lady (and dudes)! This week brings a very special episode of DTFU Podcast as we celebrate the original meathead's birthday! Erin is completely almost surprised by the birthday facts Nicole shares, but it turns out the real heroes are the listeners who delivered amazing, f****d up birthday stories! So many laughs, new nicknames, old turns of phrase and a few sound effec...

Get ready for the most HERiFFic listener story you're ever going to hear. It was submitted anonymously and honestly, it's for the best because you'd never be able to look this person in the eye again. If it's even a person, it was submitted anonymously so who knows. After a few laughs and gags and "how'd that even happens," Erin and Nicole transition nicely into the practice of ancient Egyptian mu...

Most cults are oppressive, sad and poor. This cult is oppressive and sad, but it's rich, bitch! In fact, it's so wealthy, their estate in Northern California has a fully functioning restaurant, museum, amphitheater and winery! For a cult that keeps thinking the end of the world is coming, it seems a bit much. Also, Erin does the snake oil salesman voice again, and Nicole laughs.

This week's topic seemed innocuous enough...until Erin and Nicole started talking about it! There's no subject these two ladies (and "ladies" is not used ironically here, but I see why you might think that) can't bring back to body parts and/or fluids. Only DTFU Podcast can take a topic as boring as an astronomer from the 16th century, and find a way to circle back to dirty deeds. Silent-laugh alo...

What do the City of Cleveland, Pennywise the Clown and 1986 have in common? There's no punchline here, but this episode will try to tie these loose ends together. Join Erin and Nicole as they rehash the excitement leading up to and the slightly tragic unfolding of the events of the 1986 Cleveland Balloon Fest. This one is one for the books! (Although, not the Guinness Book of World Records, but th...