Duck Logic

Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More

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Podcast-y talk you'd expect, with something extra--- comedy sketches, bits, commercial parodies & funny songs... Presented by the Chicago improv comedy group called Duck Logic! New stuff and stuff pulled from the archives of their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.

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40: “They’re talkin’ ‘bout the hair on my mole.” 29.01.2022 33:02

The first draft of Broadway megahit: A Chorus Line; guys who've been through the war (sort of); and the Italian/Greek Strawberry Farm... on Ice! on the latest installment of the Comedy Half Hour. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

39: “You just sucked those stink molecules into your lungs.” 22.01.2022 29:22

A new, previously unreleased Joe, the Love Potato; more memories that may or may not have happened; our very confused movie critic; and "Sore Subject--" the first podcast within a podcast. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

38: “The high-priced, classy feel of urinating in a swank public restroom.” 15.01.2022 29:00

Our Sales Network deals on unusual, maybe even illegal, items; a not-so-accurate dream interpreter; a diner with a natural selection menu; and the adventures of Starboy! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

37: “It’s kind of fun to overreact.” 08.01.2022 27:53

A guy calls into the Steve and Gary afternoon show on WLUP, live on the air, to complain that our show, the Comedy Cavalcade, wasn't funny and we should be taken off the air! Steve and Gary were two powerhouses at the station, essentially our bosses, so it was kind of a big deal. Listen to the whole incident on this week's podcast. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

36: “4 out of 5 doctors recommend food to their patients who eat.” 01.01.2022 29:07

Happy New Year!! Happy New Show! Phone chat lines for niche audiences, an Elvis Christmas Carol, and we reminisce about that time we may or may not have taken improv to the streets. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Joe on Brandmeier, Live #3: Special Extra 25.12.2021 28:50

Joe, the Love Potato-- part love god, part couch potato -- visits Jonathon Brandmeier on his popular morning radio show on WLUP FM in Chicago for the third time. Joe and Johnny call local ABC news anchor, the late Joel Daly, to give him advice on how to be a man again then take calls from listeners. NOTE TO LISTENERS: the 1st minute of this recording sucks, it's fuzzy and over-modulated. Sor...

35: “We poked them with skewers that hold turkeys together.” 25.12.2021 29:44

It's our actual Christmas Show!! Tim and Walt open an un-adventful advent calendar; Jim whines about combo gifts; and David sings when Santa steals his car. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

34: “I’m figuring fifty seconds of all this is useful.” 18.12.2021 28:30

The Duckers reminisce about things we may or may not have actually done in a new segment called “Fowl Memories”, a Dennis Hopper Christmas, holiday stupidity, a very special shopping show, and of course, fruitcakes! On this week’s pre-holiday extravaganza. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

33: “It was like Charge of the Light Brigade with 6th graders." 11.12.2021 28:35

An amusement park that's open all winter and for good reason, Edie, the Breakfast Fairy talks to her seasonal friend, and a baby in a shopping bag on our pre-pre-holiday show! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

32: “Baldy Sour, Baldy Sour! Let’s ostracize him cuz he’s unique.” 04.12.2021 29:20

It's anything but leftovers: a different type of summer camp, a bit that got Johnny B in trouble, and the tale of a bald man's braids... on our after Thanksgiving show. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

31: “Sam, you can’t burn a witch every holiday.” 27.11.2021 27:39

The guys scam an invite to their parent company--- FuzzCo Industries' ---annual Thanksgiving brunch and host the whole podcast right from the kids' table... with special holiday bits from Joe, the Love Potato, Edie the Breakfast Fairy, and Jack Hailstone... Happy Thanksgiving!! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

30: “I’ve only got the starter gut right now, but I’ve got dreams.” 20.11.2021 28:34

The joys of frozen pizza, how a centerfold sounds, PJ pants, and a closet full of kids on our pre-Thanksgiving Duck Logic Comedy Half Hour... Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

29: “Goodnight my boy, my little tax write-off.” 13.11.2021 32:14

Joe, the Love Potato wasn’t the only one of our bits that Jonathon Brandmeier played on his WLUP morning show back in the day… The Twenty-Ninth show is cram-packed with bits we did exclusively for Johnny. From a sex/comedy therapist to Sal Monella: the dairy comedian to the Cathy & Gary song. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

28: “You’ll get a heaping dose of real life.” 06.11.2021 30:21

Joe, the Love Potato in a previously unheard Q & A bit… Plus an "uplifting" birthday, porn for regular schlubs, and a roadie for the Pope. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

27: “The choice was obvious--- produce a parody of War of the Worlds.” 30.10.2021 33:38

Our actual Halloween Show! The War of the Worlds parody we did on AM1000 in Chicago back in the day--- complete with news bulletins, death rays, and our special guest star: Buzz Kilman from the Jonathon Brandmeier morning show! Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

26: “Spend the evening with people smacking their lips in time to Vic Damone records.” 23.10.2021 30:28

Season Two kicks off with our pre-Halloween show! Everything’s got a Halloween twist… A Doctor Demento bit about an unlikely hitchhiker, a grocery store for vandals, a slasher sitcom, and Tim talks about his go-to childhood costume. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Joe on Brandmeier, Live #2: Special Extra 23.10.2021 22:52

Part love god, part couch potato… Joe, the Love Potato appeared on Jonathan Brandmeier’s morning radio show on WLUP FM in Chicago for the second time. Joe cracks open more than a few Brewskis while he talks with Johnny and gives advice to listeners. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

25: “Dickeys are acceptable although shirts must be worn over them.” 18.09.2021 28:50

A Dr Demento Fave : our tribute to Fall, a lunchtime length Broadway show, a guy who's always getting shot at, and a what not to wear at work... on the season 1 finale. (Season 2 starts in about a month!) Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

Joe, the Love Potato on Brandmeier, Live #1: Special Extra 11.09.2021 16:06

Of the many bits Duck Logic sent into the Jonathon Brandmeier morning show on WLUP back in the day, Joe the Love Potato was, by far, the biggest. Part love god, part couch potato, Joe seemed to hit a chord with the men and women of the 1980s (and most listeners were in on the joke). After sending in several Joe bits, Johnny invited Joe on his show to talk and take calls from listeners. Here is Jo...

24: “Worms split apart and reform just like the Doobie Brothers.” 11.09.2021 28:48

EXCLUSIVE!! Joe, the Love Potato's first live appearance on Jonathon Brandmeier's morning show on WLUP...! Plus: children's stories for the real world, a skit about a skit, and an extreme "everything must go" back to school sale. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

23: “It’s the 1st annual Sheri Lewis Labor Day Telethon!” 04.09.2021 29:29

It's the Shari Lewis Labor Day Telethon...! The Duck Logic guys and a gal created this parody of the Jerry Lewis Telethon, an age-old tradition. Shari and her pal/hand puppet, Lamb Chop, host a show to raise money to combat "Shecky's Syndrome," a fictional disease that causes millions of people to pursue a career in puppeteering. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from y...

22: “Who pinched Pat Nixon on the vvvvvvvtt last night?” 28.08.2021 29:53

A down-south sitcom, how to suffer like an artist, do they celebrate Labor Day in other countries, and the guys take on a pretty gassy subject. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

21: “Fred’s Quarry, home of the world’s largest manmade canyon.” 21.08.2021 33:59

NEWLY RE-MASTERED!! This week: "Fred's Quarry," the story of one man's impossible dream versus reality, but in a funny way!! The 30-minute sketch was the centerpiece of a 2-hour performance the guys (and a gal) did in front of an audience at the Woodstock Opera House in Woodstock, Illinois and broadcast live on Star 105.5 WZSR radio. (it's a recording off the air, the soun...

20: “Johnny ripped out the throat of the polo pony with his small, sharp teeth.” 14.08.2021 32:24

A visit from the prison doctor, ice cream for bachelors, Joe the Love Potato takes a vacation, and a special surprise for all you Dr Demento fans— the original, uncut version of “Real World!!” Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

19: “If it actually did anything, we’d have to charge more for it.” 07.08.2021 29:32

Backstage with 2 Catholic priests, a thing that doesn't translate to audio, a rare commercial by Joe, the Love Potato, and an editorial from an old guy who's angry about, um, something. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!