Drunk Bible Study

The ark begins a new chapter in its existence whilst Yahweh gives impassioned speeches and King Solomon dabbles with fridge magnet poetry. ChatGPT writes a proverb about podcasting, and two new patrons are welcomed to the congregation! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon...

Solomon's time to shine is upon us, beginning with a favored pastime of pitching tents and 1000 mic drops. Horse cities are built as supplies are gathered, and construction begins on the temple. Palm trees, drains, and pomegranates are fashioned of gold and bedazzled, while hinderparts are pressed together. ChatGPT lends us a hand more than once, and at least one of our hosts tries to wink malicio...

Live audience support is always appreciated and this week we couldn't have done it without you! Tune in for the final bonus episode of 1st Chronicles, in which we learn to always pick Benaiah. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Boo...

Before we can start dreaming about our upcoming Hot Christ Summer, we need to wrap up 1st Chronicles. King David gives his farewell address and hands over the oh-so important plans for the temple porch to Solomon. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy O...

Be prepared to drink for repetition, for the penultimate chapter of 1st Chronicles contains a painful number of names. Out of suffering, great ideas are born, like DBS genealogy chart with stickers. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music...

When faced with a choice of punishment for conducting a census, David picks 3 days of pestilence. Meanwhile, he's raising the tender nugget, Solomon, who will build Yahweh's house. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Jo...

A puppet-government is formed and the fans are catered to too, with more details in the Kings reboot. David and Yahweh bicker. Perhaps Yahweh is feeling insecure about his deity-hood? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by...

Amidst the genealogy Yahweh makes things go boom, wives get made, and an epic party is thrown. While David is sleeping it off, we transition to a lascivious bit of Proverbs about sin and bones. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Bo...

We're diving right in to the action this episode with bloody fights and Saul falling on his sword. David decides to pour one out for Yahweh and appoint band captains, and someone is counting a lot of people. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our the...

We're keeping lineage interesting this week by featuring some of our listeners' fictional charities in between chapters and donating $1 for every name we read to the Ali Forney Center. Please visit https://www.aliforneycenter.org/ for more information! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parish...

For our last episode of 2022 we're entering the high stakes world of Chronicles, which begins with a long list of sons, kings, and sometimes a lady. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Sighing dudes, foxes, and great work are all featured in this week's quiz. Tune in to find out how we do! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We're closing the book on closing a book for a while, wrapping up with now Governor Nehemiah throwing a parade. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Ecstatic expressions of transcendental feelings might lead to floating bread rolls, curses, and the desire for pure blood lines. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Tune in for lessons on how to stop someone from building a wall, and avoid calamity by heeding a warning against rejecting wisdom. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Nehemiah, the hustling and secretive cup bearer, wins the King's blessing to oversee the rebuilding of Jerusalem's walls. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We're closing the book on Ezra and Psalms with a triple quiz night!

The book of Ezra turned out to be a disappointment, but the last chapters of Psalms made up for it with frost wizards and a bang. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Join us as we unlock memories via music, discuss the relation between Ezra and the Psalms, and ponder algorithms.

Ezra, the priest, the scholar, the scribe, finally makes an appearance in his own book! Zoning issues and HOA woes lead to the exchange of letters and salt. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Tune in to find out why Ezra is such a big deal despite not being in the first 4 chapters of the book, and stick around to learn about seer stones, and super gold!

As the temple is being rebuilt, dishes and people are being returned en masse. Make sure to have a drink on hand for the reading of lists and lots of donkeys. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

The end of Daniel has arrived and it's time for a quiz! Do we remember what happened? What will we be reading next?

The final chapters of Daniel come with a shift in tone from storytelling to boilerplate prophet talk and holy affirmations. Michael, the angel prince, makes an appearance, and someone is wearing gold skivvies! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our t...

Find out which empires the great beasts represent and when/how the laws regarding the Sabbath changed!