Drunk Bible Study

We're kicking off the first bonus episode of the New Testament with a lewd little treat (please skip to 4:19 if you'd like to skip some adults only comedy), crying doves, and a long quiz. 

Matthew draws to a close with the death of a betrayer, the beginning of Murder Meadow, and the, not as graphic as expected, death of Jesus. Despite the "cleaner" than normal ending, we're still left with questions about money laundering, anti-semitism, and the true location of Jesus' tomb. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’,...

The penultimate episode of Matthew is action packed, starting off work with virgins toking lamps, an intense and whacky Jesus, and parables found lacking. The disciples and Jesus share their last meal before betrayal and denial. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/Dr...

After an update about Emily's encounters with Christians, we are blessed with a chapter-long rant from Jesus, in which he condemns capitalism and rips into the offspring of vipers. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Jo...

Jesus is busy this week! He's riding donkeys, overturning tables, cursing trees, and answering questions in between speaking in metaphors as he preaches. There may be lots of answers to be had but no more questions are allowed. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/Dru...

Jase provides some historical context about Jesus, Emily is introduced to a song, and an ancient Karen is discovered. Jesus' complaint policy is revealed, and at least one famous saying is spoken. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is...

Familiar but different stories, heads on platters, and a call back to Jonah await you in today's lively episode! Prophets are possibly resurrected and Emily comes to an interesting conclusion about Jesus. Make sure to tune if for more mouth stuff and ghosts! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘...

We're setting aside all we've been taught and looking to the text for a better understanding of Jesus. Discussing his siblings, his storytelling methods, and the knack he has for hyping himself. Make sure to check out Patreon for Emily's new drink recipes! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘pa...

Jesus shares the ability to heal and raise the dead with his disciples, but with great power comes the possibility of death and persecution. Perhaps the apple didn't fall too far from the Rock... If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is...

The miracle, the myth, the man... Jesus, one of the first influencers, continues dropping knowledge. Meanwhile, our hosts have some criticism of Eugene's writing, Emily learns a new saying and the discussion about how to get to heaven continues. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’...

Blessings are followed by burning garbage, Yahweh flavored things to eat, and a discussion about how not to sin in an elevator.  If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Hot Christ Summer kicks off with important casting decisions and a visit from an unknown number of wise men. We're able to turn to Tyndale's translation for a treat as we learn about Jesus's lineage and origin story. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStud...

Join us as we reflect on the 929 chapters of the Old Testament we read over the past 5 years. Have we gained a new reverence for the word of Yahweh or has our nostalgia for certain stories been destroyed? We're wrapping up this era of the show with a quiz designed by a faithful listener! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, a...

We bet you'll be impressed with how much we remember of Proverbs! Grab a beverage and join us for stories about drinking, wives, mouth stuff, and wisdom. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

What does nourishment of servants, kisses from an enemy, gimme more, and the four intolerables have in common? Not much, except each one is mentioned in the last 5 chapters of Proverbs! We're doing ourselves good, wrapping up the Old Testament just in time for Hot Christ Summer, which is coming soon. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mi...

After a brief discussion in which we discuss the parallel between purgatory and Bakersfield, we're diving right into six of the remaining eleven chapters of Proverbs! Yahweh weighs hearts, sayings of the wise are shared, and many bingos are won. Make sure to join our Discord to get a card of your own to play! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with expert...

​We're wrapping up 2nd Chronicles with two quizzes and hand cuffies! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Be sure to grab a DBS Bingo Card from our Discord for this final episode of 2nd Chronicles! Kings are spoiling for fights, driving get-away chariots, and tossing out the baby with the bath water. We're discussing our plans for Hot Christ Summer, and welcoming two new patrons to the flock! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’,...

Assyria attacks Judah, leading Hezekiah to stop water from flowing through ancient waterways, while messengers speak their minds. Manasseh rules after his father, and his son after him, each doing their best to rile up Yahweh in one way or another.  If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘pari...

Join us as we discover the potential origins of priests in a box, while stuff is piled in heaps. The temple is cleansed and sanctified, offerings are burnt, and a mini-Biblical-Coachella is thrown.  If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme m...

Thistles and cedars face off in an episode peppered with surprising outcomes; men being cast off rocks, wall breaks, and slinging stone pickers. Women are given names more than once, and someone is punished for burning incense. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/Dru...

The countdown for Hot Christ Summer is underway! Meanwhile, we're reading about the many Aziriahs' the short & terrible story of Jehoram, and zoning out while royal families are ended. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Cl...

The prophets turn against each other as kings date, plans backfire, Costcos are built, and Final Fantasy is played. An abundance of riches and dead bodies are looted, and we're taught about the correlation between cattle and crops. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com...

The many 'Boams must select their heirs, find more useful shields, and create cat trees out of gold. The Covenant of the Salt is licked into being and the first (third, actually) million is found. A side quest regarding planets leads to funny and thought-provoking conversations. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more,...

After building the shops and acquiring a bunch of indentured servants, King Solomon moved his wife and entertained the Queen of Sheba. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .