Drunk Bible Study

Roman's nears its end with us theorizing about Paul's love interest and wondering how many of his letters the recipients understood. Hopefully, they picked up on Paul's message about respecting the dietary choices of others and glorifying God with food. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘paris...

Romans continues with Zombies for Christ, Eugene's enthusiastic interpretation of Paul's word salad, groanings that can't be uttered, and lessons on hope. We explore the origin of confession, the mysterious ways in which the Lord works, and vessels of dishonor. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming...

Paul's blog post continues with a call back to Abraham, the father of circumcision, and teachings that have been adopted (and perhaps perverted) by the modern church. After a brief trip to Graceland, we return to the topic of real tools and Jase's upcoming class, The Fleshy Member - see you there! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini...

Paul is on assignment, writing letters (or are they epistles) to the baby Christians of the day. Encouraging them to find another hole and to be a Jew on the inside too. It feels like we're prepping for SAT while listening to an insufferable windbag talk to other believers. It's cool, it's fine. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini se...

Prof. Jeremy L. Williams, P.H.D., Assistant Professor of New Testament at Brite Divinity School, is joining us this week to quiz us on and discuss the untold wild stories of Acts. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Jos...

Tune into the final episode of Acts for naval thrills on a prison barge, lessons in being a leader, and Paul vs. a snake. Also - what did ancient sailors use as floaties? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Ana...

Paul, now a long-term VIP prisoner, is conscious of being void of offense when buttering up the governor. Perhaps he is reveling in following the same path of persecution as Jesus. As the courtroom drama drags on, he demands to have his case heard by Caesar. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘...

Former temple enforcer turned evangelist, Paul, shares his testimony with the Jews. Going a foreskin too far, they plot to kill him as he tries to fit in with the captain of the guard. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club b...

A very chatty Paul is joined by his fellowship as he travels, rerouting his plans due to plots against him. After boring a boy to what appeared to be death, Paul cuddles him back to life. Everyone weeps, a lot - and recruiting for the cult continues. After arriving in Jerusalem, he is ridiculed for encouraging new Christians to go light on Moses, and ends up in prison once again. If you want MORE...

Paul sets up shop with tent-makers, Priscilla and Aquila, for a bit before renewing head-shaving vows and traveling again. The apostles are growing their ranks MLM style (we could be making things up), and at some point books are burned, and clothes come off. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a...

Explore the impact of literature and fiction on Christian beliefs with us and then stick around for the circumcision of Timothy, the arrest and freeing of Paul and Silas, and find out which two women are named in this week's reading! Plus, find out which conversations we wish we were a fly on the wall for and how to get out of hell. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes...

​Our chapters this week start out with the classic blaming of the Jews, followed by the healing of impotent feet and the stoning of Highlander Paul. Meanwhile, the Apostles are fighting among themselves while spreading the news about low-calorie Judaism. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘pari...

After canoodling with soldiers, Peter is freed from prison by an angel, followed by Herod being wormed to death. New items are added to the Archipelago Sandwich Pub menu, and Dr. Know It All (a wizard) is said to be as crooked as a corkscrew. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at...

Peter is besieged by timely hallucinations, including one containing the God Helicopter, that allow the apostles to change recruitment rules for the cult. Dirty birds prove tempting, and the followers of Christ begin to call themselves Christians. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parish...

Hot Apostle Summer continues with the story of Paul the Enforcer, a wizard, and a vague concept of justice. The laws of physics don't seem to apply, and Tyndale shares great wisdom when reminding us it is hard for thee to kick against pricks. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at...

Join us for a rousing conversation about stigmata statistics, plus a rehashing of the covenant of circumcision, Moses' life, and the end of the not so blasphemous Stephen. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and An...

The disciples' reunion quickly evolves into the founding of a cult, led in part by Darth Peter, who reverts to some Old School Yahweh tactics to manage liars. An angelic prison break and another census, this time led by the Romans, ensue. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patr...

Acts opens up with roll call and gushy bowels, followed by the dismissal of Joseph B. Justice. We're paying attention to the prophecy and Peter's monologs, while speculating about the real cause of the apostles' miracles. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibl...

It's time for a quiz! Not to toot our own horn, but we did pretty well this week. Stay tuned to the end for Emily's grading of the Gospels. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

The Gospels and John come to an end with an empty tomb and a fishing trip. Will the identity of Jesus' favorite finally be revealed? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

The contradictions continue and the details we thought we knew never show up on the page in the penultimate episode of John. Ears are cut off, The Pavement is visited, and Pilot is poked and prodded into action.  If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStu...

We're back to co-opting women's labor pain to explain how difficult it is to be a man, meanwhile Jesus is offering God concierge services. Feeling let down by recent chapters, we explore some of the differences between John and the Synoptic Gospels. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishion...

After a year of reading the Gospels, we're still wondering which disciple was actually Jesus' favorite? The book of John continues to enlighten us with more details, lessons, and commandments. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music i...

Despondent, Mary cries to Jesus wishing he had come in time to heal her brother. Grateful for the opportunity to show off, Jesus raises Lazarus from the dead. Meanwhile, we learned Judas might be stealing and how to groan in the spirit.  If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at...

John, spinner of yarns, is bringing the hits again this week! Starting off with another spit related story, discussions about sin and ableism, and a certain someone working on the Sabbath again. Discussions about Moses, the Holy Trinity, and The Feast of Dedication lead us to a stunning conclusion - we need sheep carrying lessons. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes,...