Drunk Bible Study

Another fake Paul writes to Timothy, imploring him to teach, spread the word of truth, and encourage his followers to complete an extensive to-do list. Eugene warns us to avoid pious nitpicking and avoid those allergic to God. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/Drun...

Chief of sinners, Paul writes to his true child in faith, burning genealogy, threatening to deliver people to Satan, and extolling the virtues of a little wine. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We're skeptical about the quality of the quiz this week but we still managed to do better than average! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Paul is both bringing back the classics and taking a sharp left turn towards the end times this week. We're left wondering what was the purpose of 2nd Thessalonians and did Paul really write this? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme mus...

Paul's first epistle to the Thessalonians might be one of his earliest. Full of hints about the wrath to come, he throws Philippi under the bus. Some strange insertions leave us wondering about a few verses, and Paul shares another important life motto with us: A reminder never hurts. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and...

Thanks to the spirit moving through Emily and Dedeker's leadership, we feel like we did better than most people on this week's quiz! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Colossians starts out with interesting theology, including Christology and godheads. In a soft moment, Paul makes everything confusingly sexual and sexually confusing before sharing life instructions - including the ultimate rebuttal to bad dad jokes. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishi...

We're wrapping up Philippians with a quiz! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Written by Paul and Timothy for the believers in Philippi, this epistle teaches us more about the day of Jesus Christ, tender mercies, and things to be aware of, including knife-happy circumcisers. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music i...

Don your helm of knowledge for not one but two quizzes on Ephesians! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Faux-Paul continues to impart important theological lessons to the Ephesians, including: don't let the sun go down on your wrath, no goofing or filthy brothers allowed, and how wives should consider their husbands to be their spiritual authority. Plus we find out what Emily thought of Good Friday Mass and what really happened in Romania. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus epi...

The first part of Totally Paul's Clone's epistle to the church at Ephesus might have been missing criticism, but it's full of potential episode titles. Which one is your favorite? God's (Non-Existent) Grandchildren. Signed, Sealed, & Delivered! God is Calorie Free. Your Inward Man. Fills All in All. Clone Mommy Questions. Where Did All the Sentence Breaks Go? Only the Finest Nuns. If you want...

We're back and wrapping up the book of Galatians with a custom quiz by the one and only, Professor RockAnon! Join us as we try to remember what shenanigans Paul was up to with Peter the Pebble and what the heck Death by Worms has to do with Paul's message to the church. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider...

Galatians continues with Paul encouraging us to remember our petty bondage days while changing his stance on circumcision. Pregnancy metaphors are back (so make sure to have a drink handy) and orgies are specifically ruled unacceptable. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreo...

The epistle to the Galatians sheds light on Paul's backstory and speculates about the story of Abraham. Paul continues to dunk on Judaism while trying to connect the dots to Christianity. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Clu...

Our time in Corinth comes to an end with a custom quiz written by a (possibly drunk) listener. Tune in to find out what Jase is never allowed to say again and so much more! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and A...

In the final letter to the Church of Corinth, it proves that Paul isn't rubber and the congregation isn't glue. Rumors, insults, hurt feelings, and godly jealousy are abundant. Meanwhile, we're trying to figure out what really happened because the vibes of these chapters are more weird than tears. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini...

The originator of hot takes continues his letter to the church at Corinth with prose befitting a first-year English major by throwing spaghetti against the wall and espousing the need for waterproof tents during hard, tough, and bad times. Our planned business ventures grow with the addition of Coins for Christ as we read the prosperity gospel and prepare for upcoming "mean-andring". If you want M...

2 Corinthians starts off with a confusing amount of comfort, which is made slightly more clear by Eugene, and then Paul starts walking back parts of previous messages. We discover an idea for the ultimate recommendation letter and Christ-scented deodorant, and discuss the transitive properties of glory. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun...

Quiz time! We've got two for you today, a warm-up and one that's more Christian madlibs than quiz due to its circular knowledge. Tune in to find out who we've decided to cast as Chloe! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club b...

Uncertain trumpets, the hierarchy of spiritual gifts, misogynistic interpretations, and the recollection of auditorial combat await you in the final chapters of 1 Corinthians. Lessons learned today include the mandate to have the malice of babies, be decent and in order, and that it was Paul all along. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun...

Bread on bread action and slumming with demons are just some of the fun awaiting you in this week's chapters! Join us for contradictions, idolatry tests, and some greatest hits - including members on members. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our th...

Paul's letter to the church in Corinth continues with explorations of our true identity, the origins of cancel culture, the transitive properties of prostitution. Factual errors in translations leave us with lots of questions, and of course, Paul (possibly the original modern day sales-person) is trying to have it both ways. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interv...

We're jumping right back into the mouth and fleshly stuff with Paul's second letter to the people of Corinth. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We're celebrating our 300th episode and the end of Romans with our first sober episode! In which we learn more about Christ-ordained boasting, sharing holy hugs, and discover another woman named in Paul's writings. There's also a not so short quiz at the end. How do you think we did? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and m...