Drunk Bible Study

We hope you made it through that episode all right! In this bonus episode, we are going to talk about terminology usage. Did you think we were going to talk more about blood fountains and skin diseases? We thought you might like a break from all that. You're welcome. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider bec...

What the hoof is going on here? We are about to cover clean vs unclean animals to eat. Such strong and powerful words against god's great creatures. Specifically, any kind of Raven is a complete abomination! Then we move on to fountains of blood with childbirth, graphically described skin diseases and then we close it down in a big way with defiling mold. Say what?! If you want MORE drinking and b...

We cover some of the things that made us say "HUH?" in episode 46: Urim and Thummim, casting lots, divination and what in the world Nadab and Abihu did to get struck down. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and An...

Moses ornates Aaron and his sons. We get some visuals of Moses getting them all fancy as Yaweh commanded. Don't worry it gets weirder. Blood is about to get spread all over the place, so awkward stacking of things and then wave all that around as an offering at the end of which Aaron and his sons had to chill for 7 days (and they did). Then we are blessed with some more really graphic offerings, c...

We had to ask the question: Why does God seem to hate yeast? Also, what's the big deal about not eating fat? You'd be surprised at what we found, specifically about yeast. Apparently we are not the only ones to ask such questions. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/...

Alright sinners, this one is for you. Your dirty little secrets are not safe from judgement, you know the ones we're talking about. But what if you don't know that you are sinning? Oh don't worry, there are procedures for you as well my friend! Before you shout shenanigans about this particular instance....it's kind of like when you break a law you didn't know was a law, you are still responsible...

So we covered a bunch of offerings in this reading, but why? So we dive into trying to figure out the why behind all of this burning of stuff and things. We also cover audio bible listening. Is it cheating? We weigh in on a particular article that raises this point. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider beco...

Hooray! It's Levitivcus time. That also means a new theme song that we are super excited about! First up on the docket, we are covering burnt, grain, fellowship and sin offering procedures. At first, this may sound kinds boring, but yet again, the bible gives us some super interesting instructions and visuals. Can you smell what the bible is cooking? We have a hard time stomaching some of this odo...

We've made it to the end of Exodus! Finally!!! Oops, we mean huzzah! To end this fairly long repetative book of the bible, we start by recapping the garments that Aaron is going to wear. In the final chapter, we get the exact instructions on how to put all these pieces together. Moses appears to be the only one constructing this bad boy, but he does seem to have that certain glow, so it makes sens...

Let's talk architecture. We watch a video that tours an actual reconstruction of The Tabernacle, although not true to the actual materials of the time. It is built to scale using the chapters of Exodus we've read recently. We also share some of our experiences seeing religious architecture and experiences. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts,...

Here we go again....more instructions on how to build things. It's like bible study purgatory! We try to figure out what's the significance of giving these instructions multiple times. This time though, it seems the instructions are actually being put to good use and the structures are being created. The use of acacia wood is pretty strong here. Can we say that this is the wood of choice for bibli...

There is evidence that Yaweh had a wife?! Say what?! Her name was Asherah and the archelogical record seems to support this theory. In fact, there was effort made to write her out of the bible entirely, although some traces remain. We dive into some of the studies we discovered online. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and...

So no one gets to see God's face, not even Moses without being destroyed? Epic! God also calls Moses out on breaking the first tablets that were made on Mount Sinai and makes a second set. We kind of get the impression that God is kind of acting like a single parent in which he plays multiple parenting roles for his children on earth. Whoa, deep! Also, for the record, this part of the Bible seems...

That last episode was drama! We watch a scene from The Prince of Egypt. It's even more chaotic in this depiction. There is some high quality production value here when it comes to the breaking of the Tablets & what happens to the false calf idol. Oh Hollywood, how you are forever changing stories from their actual versions. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, int...

This could quite possibly be the smelliest of chapters we've read thus far. Bring on the fancy incense alter blueprints, an ancient census and anointing oil! Kudos to the written word giving very precise and detailed instructions. Let's also not forget the Sabbath! We learn that we must observe it or die. No big deal! Near the end of this chapter we learn that Moses & Yaweh both have major ang...

How crazy is priestly fashion? We chat about the comparison between todays preistly fashion and todays standard. Also what the heck are heave and wave offerings? Jase helps us understand them much better. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme...

We gotta say, the priests of the bible must've looked super fly! In this chapter, we learn about judgement breastplates, gemstones, gold and other priestly garment requirements. But wait, it gets better. Aaron and his sons are ordered to do some pretty disgusting things including waving ram parts in the air. Yuck! The visuals here are just too much! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, includi...

Where in the world is the Covenant of the Arc? We turn to the film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc and speculate about where it might be. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Who knew Yaweh was such an interior designer? Yaweh covers some pretty weirdly designed furniture items by today's standards including The Arc of the Covenant - cue the Indiana Jones theme. Yes, the same arc that was in Indiana Jones (we'll wait while you look it up). If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider be...

Today we discuss some translation errors. For example: don’t boil that child in mothers milk, but perhaps sacrifice a goat instead. At least we think that is what they meant. Also back in those days it was frowned upon to charge interest to your own people. Seems like some things were better back in the day. At least my bank account would agree. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including b...

We hope you're ready to put on your lawschool pants, because the Bible is about to deliver some serious Ox Law. This week we read about the extensive protection of property, responsibilities as well as law, justice, mercy and the Sabbath. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patr...

Our commentary on watching the scene from the Charlton Heston version of The Ten Commandments. Slabs and fire balls, oh my! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

This week we get to read The Ten Commandments that are given to Moses on Mount Sinai. Somehow that story seems so different from what we remember as kids! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

What in the world is Manna & Hoarfrost anyway? Jase provides some answers. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

The saga of Moses and the Israelites continues! Seems to be a lot of murmuring going on. We get to see water pour out of a rock, we get to meet Jethro (not to be confused with the famous Tull) and Moses judges the masses. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibl...