Drunk Bible Study

Is Yahweh a construct made up by Moses and Aaron to control the people? If not, what does Yahweh look like? Is he old and bearded but still ripped like Michelangelo's depiction of him on the Sistine Chapel's ceiling? What is theophany? What's the difference between falling on ones face (and how often does this happen) and bowing low? We explore all this and more in today's bonus episode! If you wa...

Yahweh thins the crowds again this week after Korah starts questioning why Mose and Aaron are the men considered holy enough to lead. People are swallowed by the earth, burned to a crisp, and killed by a plague. Bronze censers are rescued from the ashes and melted down to make a new covering for the altar to remind the people of who can and cannot approach it. Yahweh has a genius idea to settle th...

Today we briefly touch on the major divisions of the books of the Old Testament. We discuss who actually authored the Psalms and listen to pieces of music Psalm 90 might have been set to. We also touch on what's hot with the Jewish prayer shawl, also known as the tallit, and the controversy H&M caused when they released a knock off of it in 2017. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, includ...

Today Moses' and Aaron fall on their faces before the congregation and almost get stoned. Yahweh contemplates starting over... again, but Moses, the original spin doctor of the Old Testament, turns the situation around. It is decreed that anyone over the age of 20 who isn't related to Caleb or Joshua will be denied entrance to the land of milk and honey, due to the sins of 10 of the 12 scouts sent...

How much quail is a homer? Why did Miriam get punished and not Aaron? What's so bad about eating quail? Oh, and what are Nephilim again? All this and more on this bonus episode of Drunk Bible Study! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music...

Today is truly filled with action, intrigue, and hot gossip! Yahweh gets really pissed off about some stuff and punishes people in some creative and kind of horrible ways. We asked for action, right? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music...

There's a lot to explore here: Trumpets, ancient shaving, how to properly wave and/or heave offer... did we mention ancient shaving? It sounds hardcore. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We finally get some actions (ok, maybe just a little bit) today! Some things happen, camps are moved, leaders are named, clouds... happen? If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We don't want to spoil it be prepare yourself to learn this particular bit of information VERY WELL. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

We want to get to the bottom of this dark magic spell that the priests do on these women. Oh, and apparently it's way easier than we thought to become a Nazirite! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Today we learn some instructions that sound a lot like witchcraft for priests to determine if women were cheating on their husbands. It mostly involves dirty water. We also learn a little about the Nazirites and some of the rules involved in taking that oath. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a...

Today we learn about the tribes of Levi being given to serve Aaron and the priests and how that *almost* makes up for not taking all the first born sons from the other tribes. We also get detailed instructions about which groups of Levites are in charge of maintaining, assembling, and disassembling each part of the Tabernacle. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, inte...

For today's bonus, we do a little more digging into these numbers that didn't add up. It seems like we might be the only ones asking these important questions. We also cover some theories about how these population numbers can possibly be so large. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishione...

Today we start on the book of Numbers! Will there be many numbers in it? Oh yes, there will be many numbers. We also learn about Yahweh's specific instructions for who should sit by whom in the cafeteria, err, around the Tabernacle. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.co...

If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

This is it, everybody! We're finishing Leviticus today! Yahweh has some final commands for his people, specifically the severe consequences for not observing the sabbath. Lastly, we get to find out how much we're all worth when sold to the service of Yahweh based on our age and gender... oh boy... If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini...

Talmud - writings after the Torah clarifying the rules. We chat about some brutal punishments. History of stoneing and dispel some myths about jubilee and some crop loop holes that allow people to grow and harvest outside of jubilee restrictions such as hydroponics or selling your land to a non-jew for a year. Fascinating stuff. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, in...

Yahweh chats it up with Moses again. Cupcakes…you’ll get it once you read about it. Then we move on to some juicy gossip. We get into a very interesting story that ends in a brutal punishment. We also hear that famous statement an “eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Listen up farmers, ya gotta take a break in planting your fields so they don’t go barren on you. Also we learn about this super...

We read about a couple noteworthy things in this episode so we wanted to dive a little deeper into the Hebrew Calendar, the Sabbath & Shabbat. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Another big drinking episode, maybe take baby sips during this one friends. Here we have another confusing reading from Leviticus. The translation of these chapters are rough to say the least. Yahweh gives some more laws to Moses that don’t make a whole lot sense with today's judicial atmosphere. Things like offerings must be male without blemish (blind, broken limbs, maimmed, scurvy, scabbed, wen...

If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon.com/DrunkBibleStudy Our theme music is Book Club by Josh and Anand .

Some more random laws coming at ya in these chapters! Some examples - Don't gather fruit that's already dropped from the tree leave them alone for starving people, don't eat meat with blood in it, dont practice sorcery, don't pimp out your daughter, etc. Lots of pretty confusing laws and equally harsh punishments in this one as well. This reading closes with some rules for priests. Also...get read...

We covered a lot in the last episode. We want to focus a little more on the topics we covered like Azazel, Moloch and homosexuality. We give you some more background on these topics including some interesting facts about homosexuality. If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonus episodes, interviews with experts, fun mini series’, and more, consider becoming a ‘parishioner’ at Patreon...

First we deal with a little bit of a "I need my own space" kind of situation between Moses and Aaron. Lots of "do not come into my room" type rules. Then we get to hear about eating blood. Yum! Finally, let's talk about sexy bay-beeee! Get ready for a list of sexual relations you are NOT supposed to take part in, such as homosexuality. Yikes! If you want MORE drinking and bible-ing, including bonu...

Are you ready to hear about Leprosy cleansing, mold cleansing and the wonderful world of bodily discharge that makes people unclean? Well ready or not, here it comes. Fair warning for those with sensitive stomachs because it is going to get descriptive. Lastly, we close out the chapter with semen. Really a very well rounded reading....and by well rounded we just mean that we said discharge a ridic...