Dragons Drink Bourbon

Introducing the second mini-episode to keep the gang alive in your hearts, like a beautiful storytelling parasite you just can't quit. Ella dismantles the pop culture misrepresentations of vodou fan favorite, Papa Legba, with some facts and truth. Meanwhile, Miles and Cletus contribute their own wild and disturbing interpretations, surprising no one. And just to show they care, here are some DDB l...

Welcome to the first mini-episode of the gang's "hiatus." Instead of an hour of unhinged rambling, experience 20 minutes of quality nonsense! This week's tale is that of Niulang and Zhinu, a.k.a. the Cowherd and the Weaving Girl. These are two literally star-crossed lovers with enough influence to inspire a Chinese Valentine's festival. Craft a passion fruit margarita if you want, but that's defin...

Today the gang checks in with an unofficial doctor's note from the universe. Until at least October 2024, Dragons Drink Bourbon will be on a small "break." New episodes will still release periodically on Mondays at 5 AM EST, but they will be a lot shorter than the usual storytelling fiascos. So stay tuned for some quick tales and take a breather with us. It's too hot to stay stressed anyway!

Introducing Sentaro, a Japanese protagonist no one likes, including gods and other miscellaneous immortal beings! Follow his existential crisis to escape death. Meanwhile, Miles and Cletus continue not to listen, but maybe, just maybe, we'll can all learn what "continuous" actually means by the end of it all. Critics think it's just okay—which means you don't want to miss this mediocrity! "It's a...

This week's episode goes out to parents. Does your baby seem just a little too smart? Have they started demanding whisky more aggressively than usual? Worse yet, do they break out into song with hauntingly beautiful skills on par with Florence Welch? Well you might have a changeling on your hands. The good news is, we've got the solution! For 46 easy payments of listen-to-every-podcast-episode, yo...

It may surprise you to learn that gods, even Norse ones, aren't born wielding their favorite shiny toys. To obtain real treasure, sometimes you need to let a homeless god-fellow prank your wife. Just take a seat and listen, it will all (mostly) make sense by the end. At least, as much as any tale involving Loki ever does. And don't forget your drinking horns for a swig of Klapøjster Mjød's Nordic...

Everyone loves a clever underdog story. That's why we're re-introducing your favorite African trickster! No, not Anansi. Think African American. And Southern. Yeah, that's right. Brer Rabbit takes the spotlight this week. While he treads carefully around a hungry fox, the gang crashes through brambles forged from Southern dialect, folklore tradition, and talking animal hijinks. Ah, and best grab a...

You may have already heard of the Greek god of wine and madness. But the DDB trio asks the real questions this episode, questions that have the potential to define our understanding of humankind. Dionysus: Is he Jack Black? Or is he Bugs Bunny in an androgynous lion disguise? The world may never know. Oh, and drink mulled wine.

It's time to bring knightly virtues back in vogue with a tale straight from Camelot! "Gawain and the Green Knight" put your holiday traditions to shame. But one mustn't forget to preserve the virtues of friendship, generosity, courtesy, chastity, and piety. And no matter what, be forever wary of your host's thirsty wife. This episode's themed cocktail is an Irish margarita.

You best believe the gang didn't forget it's Irish American Heritage Month. Take a seat, pour a couple ounces of 2 Gingers Irish Whiskey, and hear the tale of "The Black Thief and the Knight of the Glen." This fairytale's got it all: secret children, dumb royalty, nonsensical but sassy witches, and moral lessons. The biggest of which is: horses with bells? Well, they be snitches.

The gang is back to close out Clemence Housman's The Were-Wolf . Horror meets madness in part two when the guys take e.v.e.r.y.t.h.i.n.g. literally. And that's just a schtick they'll never give up, let down, run around, or desert. If you saved some Midnight Moon from episode 38, pair it with a splash of ginger beer and lime juice this time around.

February's lycantastic romantic theme holds strong with a DDB first: a re-telling of a novella. Enjoy part one of The Were-Wolf by Clemence Housman, compliments of the U.S. public domain, with inappropriate jokes and asides for the benefit of no one all. And don't forget to grab a bottle of 2 Gingers Irish whiskey.

Ah, February. Le temps de l'amour . And what could be more romantic than a transformation into a savage beast under the light of the full moon? Learn about the first werewolf curse, dating back to Ancient Greece, as well as the 100% factual historical account of the Werewolf of Bedburg from late 16th century Germany. For a special themed drink, make sure you grab a bottle of Midnight Moon moonshin...

They're baaack. . . With another fun tale from the annals of international folklore! After a brief hiatus, the trio returns with a winter holiday story from Norway. It's the poor versus the rich this episode. Plus, meet Hell's Gandalf and enjoy a variety of questionable accent (and life) choices. So strap in and pour yourself some Junction 35 bourbon or John Barr scotch.

It's time to return to Japanese folklore for another heroes tale. This one comes complete with talking animals! So take a seat with some Toki Suntory Whisky and learn all about the Adventures of Momotaro. Oh, and disclaimer. . .the podcast is not actually sponsored by Grinder.

On this episode of "(Mis)Adventures in Ancient Greece," Orpheus and Eurydice visit Hades. Find out why they give their honeymoon stay 1 star. Also, tickets to see Orpheus, greatest musician whose songs you've never heard of, now available for purchase on google-doves! Check out ddb.podcast on Facebook and Instagram to mix up a Corpse Not-Quite Reviver cocktail.

It's nearly Halloween, and that's the best time to close out some unfinished video game horror lore. The trio returns to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and sister locations, to follow the bloodthirsty trail of William Afton. Ah, and those who stood against him. Can't forget that. So pour yourself some specially themed Slaughter House American Whiskey and settle in.

Here's an episode chock-full of disclaimers! The trio returns to the eerier side of lore from Latin America. Five tales remain, this time with a heavy cryptid flavor. Have any questions? Just pull over and Google it. Oh, and grab a bottle of Four Roses Small Batch if you need some liquid courage.

Join the gang for a storytelling twist this spooky season: horror video game lore. This is part one to the dummies guide to Five Nights at Freddy's , so buckle up for animatronic mayhem and tragedy. Luckily, the audio isn't hiding any jump scares. . .or is it? For the drink, craft yourself a raspberry spiked smoked old fashioned, distastefully inspired by the Purple Guy.

It's officially October, which means the gang is ready to kick off spooky season! And what better way to start than with a Latin American scary free-for-all. The featured creeps are chosen randomly, but there's plenty of diversity with tales of cryptids, ghosts, curses, and goblins. As a special horror bonus, Ella simply murders basic pronunciation. And this is only part one! Check out ddb.podcast...

The gang follows the adventure of two siblings eating poor folks out of house and home. Lies pair with betrayal this week, despite an honest Cletus's/woman's best efforts. Now featuring the musical stylings of a very special songbird! Grab an assortment of craft beer to join in the fun.

As spooky season fast approaches, the trio closes out their mini nautical series with a ghost ship. The Canadian legend of the Chaleur Phantom is enough to keep Miles on his toes. . .when the tangents don't break the ambience, anyway. Grab some Red Stripe lager, take a shot of flavored vodka, and brace yourself for tragedy! Oh boy!

It's a mythical creature for our nautical theme this week. The gang learns all about a dangerous sea beast the size of an island. And if that wasn't enough, they can also share what the Kraken means on a spiritual level. How helpful. Join the fun with a simple combo of spiced rum, coconut rum, and orange juice.

The gang is back with the story behind buccaneer legend Captain Henry Morgan. There's a history-appropriate amount of speculation versus fact, but the most exciting adventures are verifiable, swashbuckling truth. There's one thing you can be sure of though. . . The ocean? Now that's freedom, mate. Don't forget to grab the titular rum and make yourself a Bahama Mama for a summer-fun drink!

The gang is technically on summer break, but this bonus episode is full length! Get patriotic ahead of July 4th with a North American folkloric legend. Meet Paul Bunyan. He's maybe a giant, possible terribly with directions, but most definitely a lumberjack. Prepare yourself with a morning-foods spread and breakfast shot to pair.