Dr. Wuorno's House of the Mildly Evil

Perhaps you'd like to see yourself in print? Well, the power of the press has never been greater! "Brought to you by: Fatal Inquiry ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Movable Type " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Think you're familiar with every piece of French Renaissance occult prophetic literature? Oh, ho — think again! Join us tonight for a bewitching reading! "Brought to you by: Sweeties Candy Pants ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Every movie can be a horror show now! And we do mean EVERY movie... "Brought to you by: The Half Marathon to End Crippling Pain Caused by Half Marathons. " Appearing in this episode: Simone Jubyna, Mike Driscoll, and Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Madrid 2012 " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Listen to the voices of the little angels! All it takes is a bit of bacon... "Brought to you by: Christina's Itty-Bitty Kitty Britches ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Voices of the Little Angels " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Ahhh, here she is! Meet a perfect porcelain automaton — with an EXPLOSIVE secret! "Brought to you by: The Bubblegum Video Blog ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " A Perfect Porcelain Automaton " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

New in wearable curios at Dr. Wuorno's House of the Mildly Evil: It's on top of your head, and inside your mind... "Brought to you by: Gravy by the Gallon ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Workin' On It " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Where will you go? And go, and go, and go!!! "Brought to you by: Mellow Milk ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Go Time " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Well, dear listeners: what would you say to a spoonful of EVIL? Unbox the insanity at Dr. Wuorno's! "Brought to you by: Pepprika ." Appearing in this episode: Simone Jubyna and Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Click Like and Subscribe " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

A-holes beware! Or rejoice, perhaps? Tell us, dear listeners: can you hear the Riot Whistle? "Brought to you by: Wayne X. Walker, Attorney at Law ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Control the rain? Yes, yes, though it is possible — no one should have such power! And there IS a fatal flaw... "Brought to you by: Polly's Pigeon Burgers ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Thousand-Year Storm " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Hmm, would you call yourself a discount shopper? Dr. Wuorno warns: "This coupon is perhaps the most evil item I can offer you!" "Brought to you by: Puppy Wrestling Pro 2 ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Pay the Price " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

"But this is no mere racist replica, my friend!" Indeed. It's kept under glass... for a REASON! "Brought to you by: Teletel ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Food is life! Yes, yes. But is it alive? Perhaps it is... if you choose that cruel fate! "Brought to you by: Svend's Techno Farm. " Appearing in this episode: Cathy Curry, Joe Giovagnoli, Tom Giovagnoli, Rollie Giovagnoli, Nolan Giovagnoli, Madeline Giovagnoli, and Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Fresh " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Where do you want to go today? No, but, really — where do you ACTUALLY want to go? The Friendly Compass knows the way! "Brought to you by: Christina's Kitty Closet ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " True North of the Heart " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Knowing too much about your food is a curse, is it not? A delicious, confounding curse! "Brought to you by: Exorcism Express ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Past Repast " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

"For King Midas' Chamber Pot was cursed, too..." (Filthy lucre, indeed!) "Brought to you by: Donovan's Pizza. " Appearing in this episode: Gina Curry and Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack:" The Scent of Gold " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Meet Dr. Wuorno's newest creation of evil: x-ray spectacles... with a TWIST! "Brought to you by: YoTato ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Vision of Insanity " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

What price fashion, dear listeners? The Itchy Pants pose a phantasmagorical dilemma! Will you dare to dream of life behind the velvet rope? "Brought to you by: Monstroso, the Movie. " Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli Soundtrack: " Behind the Velvet Rope " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

An introduction to Dr. Wuorno's House of the Mildly Evil, to thrill and terrify you! Enter our dusty little house of horrors, meet Dr. Wuorno for the very first time, and discover one of the darkest denizens within! "Brought to you by: Zombieville ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!