Dr. Wuorno's House of the Mildly Evil

Purchase this banger by Fortunata Industries at the House of the Mildly Evil and receive an instructional cassette recorded by Dr. Wuorno himself! "The perfect cup of coffee doesn't exi—" "Brought to you by: Gear Grinders ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Rise and Shine " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Dr. Wuorno is up to something with an app installed on his smart speaker. Let's go on a journey of the mind! "Brought to you by: Udderly Unique ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Close Your Eyes and Scream " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Meet The Ladies' Society of Satan as they report back on their experiences with a magical pan! And consider the question: is evil REALLY delicious? "Brought to you by: Renovation Station. " Appearing in this episode: Sheri Flanders, Jim Larkin, and Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " I, Gourmet " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Ahh, who has not wished to rule the world from a golden throne! Perhaps it's possible to at least get the feeling . But the Throne is not exactly what you might think! "Brought to you by: Ayahuasca Blue ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Tyranny " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Delve deep into the secret history of Dr. Wuorno's House of the Mildly Evil. What will the Demon Glass summon? (Spoiler: it's a demon.) "Brought to you by: The Valley Doll and Gun Market ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " The Summoning " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

A rare chance to eavesdrop on the intense creative process behind ad industry genius! Or stupidity; you decide. "Brought to you by: Fig & Pickle Supermarkets ." Appearing in this episode: Jason Koerner and Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: "Closed Mondays " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Oh, this one's epic, and so, so bizarre! It is improbable, disgusting, and undeniable, and indeed, the power of the Penis comes with a terrible price! "Brought to you by: Bull Pugnagle's Heavy-Duty Gym. " Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Iceman " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Self-expression is so important, don't you think? We've got just the thing to reach for when you have to say the vilest things in the most genteel way possible... "Brought to you by: Plug Ugly Friend Finder ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Remain Calm " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Witness the unveiling of a new product created by Dr. Wuorno's himself, a true House of the Mildly Evil exclusive! As you will see, modern life is arcane indeed! "Brought to you by: Americashstar ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Arcana " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Meet a figure so twisted, so debased, so rude, that we are forced to ask, "Does evil ever truly die?" It doesn't, of course, but it's fun to find out why. "Brought to you by: The Danny Maxwell Show ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Shrunken Tango " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Caution, good friends... this paper will bend your pen to the will of the Dark One! A DEMON-stration is in order! "Brought to you by: Tiffany Ambulance Service ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Are you prepared for the terrible consequences of total candor? Those around you will speak the truth, but it is YOU who will pay the price. (And we mean that — this one is really expensive!) "Brought to you by: Pills-a-Million ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Betrothal " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

The mood is always spooky at Dr. Wuorno's, but did you know that we have our own Halloween mascot? And he talks! "Brought to you by: GiantInflatableChickenSuit.com ." Appearing in this episode: Jason Koerner and Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " My Name is Basil " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

What does it take to produce a piece worthy of exhibition in the Modern Art Museum of Art? Sorcery, naturally. Lucky for you, the secret to artistic success is on sale at Dr. Wuorno's! "Brought to you by: Dubonnet Naturals ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " The Secret " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Have you ever felt a certain... presence... in an empty theater? You'll soon discover that messing about with the other side can lead to all manner of surprises! "Brought to you by: Pooter Power ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Ghost Light " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Scoff at the foibles and trends of yesteryear if you must, but if you ever doubted, this slim volume offers yet more proof: Magic is indeed real! "Brought to you by: Teletel ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Surely It's Magic " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Can you resist the delicious temptation of the most compelling dishrag ever seen? NO! (Trust us, you can't. It's highly, highly addictive.) "Brought to you by: The Donut Hole. " Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Irresistible " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

You are invited to taste the feeling during a special recording of a VERY famous podcast! "Brought to you by: Dr. Cassini Giovanni ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Feelings " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

SCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM FOR THE HOME TEAM! It's all for the love of the game! "Brought to you by: The Rockside Public Library ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Music has never been so terrifying! Drop the needle on madness, if you dare. "Brought to you by: Men's Flairhouse ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Eye C U " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Another drab seminar in another airport hotel. But beware: The food is not the only horror... "Brought to you by: Wafflepops ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

We are ever-obsessed with modern ways, are we not? But let's ruffle the pages of a book from bygone days, for the past can still surprise! "Brought to you by: Li'l Bastards Biker Day Care ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Troubled Waltz " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

How well do you know man's best friend? Give him a voice, and he might shock you to your CORE! "Brought to you by: The San Landers Arts Festival ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " Bark and Bite " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

Witness for yourself the horror that lies behind! (Special thanks to the Duchess of Amacord!) "Brought to you by: Stonehead Beer ." Appearing in this episode: Simone Jubyna, Mike Driscoll, and Pete Giovagnoli. Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!

If you're brave enough, and, ahem, driven enough, you could gain the power to start any car... but at what price? "Brought to you by: Gourmet Biodiesel ." Appearing in this episode: Pete Giovagnoli. Soundtrack: " La Vitesse " Listen on Apple Music Listen on Spotify Visit drwuorno.com for all things Mildly Evil!