Dr. Raymond Pants' Books-on-Tape-on-Demand

An old man carves a puppet for revenge, but when the puppet begins talking, he tries to teach it to be a real boy in order for his hair to be real as well.  As the puppet tries to prove his father’s hair is real, he learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark.      Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).          S...

A talking puppet determined to prove his father’s hair will be real learns through hardship and hard work what it means to be a real boy, while also losing his fortune and being eaten by a shark.    Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).          Sponsored by: The People's Democratic Republic Against Dan Raymond       Credits:       Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Parrot, Acquaintance 3...

An old man carves a puppet for revenge, but when the puppet begins talking, he tries to teach it to be a real boy in order for his hair to be real as well.      Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).          Sponsored by: Dan Raymond Souvenireal Medallion Collection Holders     Credits:       Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator   Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Piñot-cchio, Hostage Wife...

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.  The small group of winners are taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray). ...

A small group of children is taken on what they believe to be a tour of a famous chocolate factory to find there’s more inside than just chocolate, inventions, and mistreated workers.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       Sponsored by: O'Barry's Family Orthodontics    Credits:      Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oompa Loompa, O’Barry’s Announcer  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanaviciu...

When a chocolate factory sweepstakes sweeps the nation, a young poor boy sweeps up some luck to sweep his way into finding a winning ticket and a chance at a better life.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       Sponsored by: Lady Coughs  Credits:      Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Mr. Bucket, Reporter, Driver, Lady Coughs Caller  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Grandma Jose...

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, the Wife of Bath’s Tale, and the Knight’s Tale.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair, MyBees      Credits:      Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah, So...

Similar to Chapter 1, which was similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, this time featuring the Knight's Tale.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)      Sponsored by: MyBees      Credits:      Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Soldier 3, Hern Askwabbitite  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Prioress, Widow 1, Arcite, Bandit,...

Similar to Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, a storytelling contest takes place at an inn for a free meal, featuring the Miller’s Tale, the Nun’s Tale, and the Wife of Bath’s Tale.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)    Sponsored by: Robby’s Bobbin’ On Up: A Private Affair      Credits:      Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Fox, Kid 2, TV Anchor, Cpl. Utah  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius...

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home. Along with two friends and an acquaintance, they venture to the West to find and kill an evil witch in return for Oz's help investigating the Munchkin murders, providing landmines, and getting the two travelers bac...

With one evil witch already dead, Dorothy and her hit squad must travel to the West to neutralize the other in order for Oz, the Great and Powerful, to help Dorothy and Toto return home, open an investigation into the Munchkin murders, and provide the Tin Man with landmines to protect his property.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray)    Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz...

After a Kansas tornader carries a young girl and her talking dog to the strange land of Oz, they set out to find a wizard coincidentally named Oz to ask if he can help them return home.  Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).        Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator, Oz Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Dorothy Lauren Rivas (@larivasnumerouno) - Aunt Em, Toto, Doorman Alex C...

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood, The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.      Credits:     Matthew Storino (@StorinoMP) - Ch. 1 Narrator Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Ch. 2 Narrator  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantoni...

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).  The Elves & The Shoemaker, Tom Thumb, Rumpelstiltskin.      Credits:     Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator  Alex Campbell (@likethesoup92) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Kayte Pietrick (@kayte_astrophy) Susan Day Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

A collection of Grimm fairy tales, rewritten by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).   Hansel & Gretel, Rapunzel, Little Red Riding Hood. Credits:     Matt Storino (@StorinoMp) - Narrator  Jeremy DeAntonio (@jeremydeantonio5) Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) Susan Day Creators & Guests Ean Smith - Producer

First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a talking rabbit and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers.  They find their way back to the great hall to use Alice’s key to enter the Queen of Heart’s queendom...

Alice and her co-conspirators find their way back to the great hall to use Alice’s key to enter the Queen of Heart’s queendom and execute their long-awaited plan, while Alice plays croquet in the meantime.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).        Cast:     Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator  Fee Basanavicius (@fbasanavicius) - Alice  Travis Marsala (@travismarsala) - Gryphon, Knave of...

First-time spelunker Alice Spelunker leaves her sister behind to venture down a hole after a rabbit she saw and finds herself in a land of wonder where animals talk, drinking changes her size, and tyranny will soon be met by a vicious slaughter at the hands of an oppressed band of tea-party goers.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).        Cast:     Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Narrator  Fe...

A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween.  He is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween during the night, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in being a part of the Halloween festivities.  Written by Ean Smit...

Scrooge is visited by three Ghosts of Halloween, who show him shadows of his past, present, and future in an effort to get him to see the value in giving out candy on Halloween.      Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Cast:   Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Scrooge Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Ghost of Halloween Past, Belinda, Belle, Fredina Alex Cambel...

A greedy business owner, Ebenezer Ivoryzer Scrooge, is visited by the spirit of his old partner on Halloween Eve to urge him to change his ways and give out candy at Halloween.   Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).      Cast:   Matt Storino - Narrator, Marley Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_) - Scrooge Ashley Whitehurst (@ashleymdub) - Fredina, Tavern Owner Alex Cambell (@likethesoup92) - Gentleman...

A non-invasive collection of Poe-inspired stories which includes The Mask of Amontillado, Raven, The Goldish, Maybe Bronze, Bug, and The Tell-Tale Hearty Upper Lip.     Written by Ean Smith ( @marcusdayhooray ).      Credits:   Matt Storino ( @StorinoMp ) Dylan Carey ( @_groovebox_ ) Ashley Whitehurst ( @ashleymdub ) Susan Day Alex Campbell ( @likethesoup92 ) Travis Marsala ( @travismarsala ) Jere...

After a murder appears to have been committed during a power outage on a luxury passenger submarine during World War II, Inspector Poiror begins his investigation to find the culprit, or culprits, before they arrive in Eastern Asia, specifically Japan.   Once evidence is gathered, and bodies start to pile up, Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single o...

Chapter Three: Poiror Sits Back and Thinks After hours of sitting back and thinking through the evidence collected, Inspector Poiror lays out an elaborate sequence of events tying all the pieces together to single out who exactly he believes to be responsible for the deaths of a fellow passenger and the captain’s stepfather, Todd.     Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).   Dylan Carey (@_groov...

Chapter Two: The Evidence  A second corpse, a flock of confusion, and a gaggle of suspicion lead Inspector Poiror and the other passengers to search each sleeping compartment for clues as to who among them may be a murderer, with just a brief pause to attack an enemy Japanese battle ship.    Written by Ean Smith (@marcusdayhooray).       Dylan Carey (@_groovebox_): Narrator, Captain Starboard  Fee...