Dr Ice Cream

Happy ten year anniversay to my four biggest fans! In this episode I explain what I've been up to in my life, go on about Bridgerton and give my controversial opinion on Audiobooks. 

I stay on topic for the FIRST TIME EVER

The touch grass episode

This would be the most blunt mind blowing episode of Dr ice cream thus far. You don’t exist and today the doctor is bringing you the proof of why. Thanks to jazminegiovanni on TikTok.

Last night, I got to wondering whether trees would be really annoyed by all of us people who believe in the matrix. Well are they? “Dr ice cream investigates”

I’m back baby! Season seven of Dr ice cream is here. Today I’m getting into the biggest topic of all. What is the meaning of life? Also, I talk about some music I’ve been making, how to get into your villain era and did I get Oasis tickets? Thank you to Beyoncé for letting me record today’s episode.

Are we truly 'born' into the Matrix, or is our entire existence, from birth to death, a meticulously crafted illusion? In this eye-opening episode, Dr. Ice Cream delves deep into the concept of birth within the context of the Matrix simulation theory.

I haven't been talking about my dating life much on the pod recently...and for good reason. But I still have a story of the most dissapointing non-starter to date. I tried to get back into the dating pool and almost di*ed from strangulation by red flags....this is the Dr Ice Cream Villain Origin Story #dating #datingadvice #over30 #single

I may be a leading expert on how to escape from the Matrix but I have a confession: I've never seen the film The Matrix...and this is why.

I am always dreaming and planning of unplugging from society and moving to the middle of nowhere… Especially outback Australia. This is why I didn’t need to do it and you don’t need to either… Or do you?

The doctor looks back on her history of bad ideas, her abductions into alien spacecraft, and the big scoop is… She is looking for a co-host

Dr ice cream is back and she will never tell you where she has been. But she will tell you about how you can never escape from the matrix and piss you off with her latest ice cream discoveries in this episode

Why do you never see baby butterflies or baby robots? The doctor ponders this question and also talks about a near miss with a UFO

Dr ice cream ponders whether life is actually good, and discusses why she hates being a psychic in this special holiday episode

Dr ice cream got told an extremely embarrassing fact about herself last night. She’s still in the recovery position. Also, do we have free will?

Dr ice cream learns how to be a human in this very special holiday season episode

We are in a cost of living crisis, but is there also a cost of the matrix crisis? Dr ice cream explores the ideas that sometimes your manifestations may cost more than at other times.

NDs and non-npcs rejoice. Dr Icecream has reincarnated back into existence this week. In this very special holiday episode the Dr prescribes herself some great medicine — and a few home truths

Dr Icecream is dead — will she reincarnate as a song or something else entirely?

In this special return episode, Dr ice cream goes all in on AI, talks about the end of the world, and why she’s eating ice cream again

The dr got an AI to write her dating app bio to make her sound like a normal human being with real human qualities. Did her tinder matches buy it?

The Dr always pays her debts. In this ep, I prescribe a bowl of ice cream per day and call out the absolute scam that is Kmart online reviews. There’s also the important topic of dream demons and whether they pose any threat in the real world. And I update my options on King Joffrey at along last.

This week the Dr decides to say yes to (almost) everything. She also has to be less of a C U Next Tuesday and takes a trip to the injectables clinic. Did the glow up work??

Dr Ice Cream is back for season two! In this short scoop episode the Dr talks about a bad date and asks whether it is wrong (or extremely fun) to blatantly lie on a first date.

When Dr Ice Cream runs into "Shorty" again she finds there was a twist in the tale....or was there? Was it just "the same old story" repeating itself? This week Crystal aka Dr Ice Cream has been writing a book about men, and it seems her stories have started to leak into real life.