Downtime

Get ready to cringe and laugh with the BEST Blue Collar Dad Jokes on this week's episode of Downtime ! 😂 From hilarious construction jokes and carpenter punchlines to classic dad humor that's so bad it's good, we're serving up nonstop laughs for blue collar workers, contractors, and anyone who loves corny comedy. If you're into construction life, job site humor, heavy equipment talk, and family-f...

Meet the world's most dedicated working animals in this unbelievable episode of Downtime , where we break down heroic blue collar pets from history — including war pigs, railway baboons, postal dogs, and real-life landmine-sniffing rats. From inspiring true stories to wild historical moments, these working animals proved loyalty, courage, and hustle on the job site and beyond. If you love amazing...

Explore the dark, fascinating history of Kowloon Walled City, the most densely populated place on Earth, where over 35,000 people lived in total lawlessness inside a maze-like vertical slum. In this episode of the Downtime Podcast, uncover the true story behind Kowloon Walled City, from triad gangs, illegal businesses, and unlicensed doctors to the tight-knit community that thrived without governm...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, discover why Caterpillar (CAT) is the coolest brand in heavy equipment as we break down the legendary CAT Trials, insane machine precision, and next-level marketing that makes excavators, dozers, and mining trucks go viral. From Pac-Man played with skid steers to autonomous mining trucks, golf shots, and China shop precision, this episode shows how CAT turn...

From wrong numbers and unhinged voicemails to absolute WTF moments, these are the craziest phone calls our sales team has ever received while selling heavy equipment parts. In this episode of the Downtime podcast, we break down hilarious, awkward, and unbelievable REAL calls from customers, misdialed strangers, and pure chaos on the phone lines. If you work in sales, call centers, customer service...

In this episode of the Downtime Podcast, Luke, Andrew, and Seth dive deep into the wild true story of Marvin Heemeyer and the infamous Killdozer rampage. From small-town feuds to a homemade armored bulldozer, we break down one of the most unbelievable acts of revenge in American history. If you're into real-life crime stories, viral history, or heavy equipment gone rogue, this is a must-watch. Tim...

Get ready to laugh, cringe, and relive the wildest viral moments of 2025 in this can't-miss episode of the Downtime Podcast! From fast-food heroes and AI-generated chaos to the rise of the insane 67 trend, Luke, Andrew, and Seth break it all down for you! If you're into viral videos, trending internet moments, and pop culture madness — this one's for you! Timestamps below: 3:10 - TikTok was BANNED...

In this episode of the Downtime Podcast, Luke, Andrew, and Seth explore the strangest and funniest Christmas traditions from around the world — from Japan's KFC dinners to Austria's terrifying Krampus parades and Catalonia's infamous pooping log. They break it all down the only way they know how --- stupidly. If you love holiday customs, Christmas culture, and a good laugh, this is your new favori...

Get ready for the cheesiest Hallmark Christmas movie parody ever as the Downtime crew brings their AI-written holiday script to life. From over-the-top small-town romance tropes to chaotic Christmas decoration mishaps, this funny Christmas skit delivers pure festive comedy. Join Andrew, Luke, and Seth as they react, roast, and fully commit to the most corny Hallmark spoof imaginable. If you love h...

Join the Downtime Podcast as Luke and Seth take a hilarious deep dive into the most iconic viral videos from the early 2000s to now. From Kai the Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker to Gangnam Style and Ain't Nobody Got Time for That, they break down the internet's biggest moments with a twist. If you love viral video commentary, internet nostalgia, and comedy with a blue-collar spin, this episode is for...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, the boys break down the wildest Reddit stories they could find catered to the blue collar/construction industries! This includes using a closet for a restroom, accidentally drinking cleaning liquid, and a bunch of other moronic things. Are people really this dumb? Let us know in the comments! 😂 Timestamps below: 3:00 - Catching on fire? 5:25 - Foreman save...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, the boys dive head-first (not literally… thankfully) into the dirtiest, nastiest, most disgusting jobs on planet earth. Mike Rowe would be proud… or horrified. 😱 From sewer inspectors and septic tank pumpers, to sewer divers, guano collectors, and even roadkill chefs, this episode will make you question, "how do people do this for a living?" If you love Di...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, the boys explore all the ways your drunk uncle can and WILL ruin Thanksgiving... We ALL have that one uncle in the family! 😂 From the relatable family fights during Thanksgiving dinner to overstaying his welcome, this episode perfectly describes your crazy family in the most relatable way! What are some wild things YOUR uncle has done during the holidays?...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, we discuss how these AI SCAMS ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND! From kids pranking their parents with ChatGPT to wiring $25 million to fraudsters, we cover it all! Stay tuned for our very own ai "pranks" 😏 Let us know YOUR favorite scam! 😂 Timestamps below: 1:50 - Homeless Man Prank? 3:59 - The SWAT team came to my house? 5:45 - Scammed out of $25 million 6:45 - A...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, the boys rank movies where cities get destroyed but they glance over the carnage, casualties, and work that will need to be done to restore. Whether it's Godzilla, The Avengers, or A Quiet Place, SOMEONE needs to pay the consequences of these cities being left in disarray! Get ready to laugh with the boys! Timestamps below: 1:10 - Movies that DESTROY cities...

On this episode of Downtime, Luke and Seth dive into the scariest abandoned places that creep them out the most — from forgotten asylums to eerie ghost towns and swamps. If you love urban exploration, haunted locations, and creepy abandoned buildings, this one's for you! Timestamps below: 3:09 - Centralia, PA: GHOST TOWN 6:35 - Willard Asylum for the Chronic Insane 16:07 - Island of the Dolls (TER...

What happens when your dream home turns into a financial nightmare? 🏚️ In this funny yet eye-opening video, The Downtime podcast dives into the wild stories of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition — where the "miracle" renovations left some families broke instead of blessed. Laugh, learn, and maybe think twice before saying "Move that bus!" Timestamps below: 1:57 - What is Extreme Makeover: Home Edition...

Who wins in the ultimate celebrity construction site deathmatch? 💥 On this episode of the Downtime podcast, Seth and Luke draft athletes, musicians, actors, content creators, and wildcards to battle it out like Celebrity Deathmatch meets construction chaos. From Jon Jones to Ozzy Osbourne to Tom Hardy, we debate the ultimate roster in this hilarious, over-the-top fantasy fight! Timestamps below:...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, we interviewed ChatGPT, the viral AI chatbot taking the internet by storm, and the results were absolutely hilarious! In this video, we put artificial intelligence to the test with funny questions, unexpected answers, and laugh-out-loud moments. If you're curious about AI, ChatGPT, and the future of artificial intelligence, this is a must-watch! Timestamps...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, Luke, Andrew, and Seth discuss the NFL and who would be a BEAST on the construction site. Also, no need to say this, but Blake Bortles is in fact the undisputed GOAT of construction. Who do you think is a nasty NFL player who would be a huge asset on site? Let us know in the comments, and as always, send us texts, videos, and voicemails at (716) 929-5066 to...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, Luke, Andrew, and Seth discuss the absolute WORST ideas in construction history. This includes using atomic bombs to build a harbor, an unbelievably large ship for a new society, and a drive up skyscraper. What were these people thinking? Come laugh with us, and if you have any crazy ideas that you would like us to cover, hit us up at (716) 929-5066 to be f...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, Luke, Andrew, and Seth discuss the history and misery of the Eastern State Penitentiary. If you didn't know, this is the first prison to implement solitary confinement as a punishment. This prison led to the mental decline of A TON of inmates as they tormented these people psychologically. Live and learn I guess! As always, send us texts, videos, and voicem...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, Luke, Andrew, and Seth run some prompts through Google Veo3 to create Ai videos. They are certainly not perfect yet, but that makes it even better 😂 Some of these prompts include poop rockets and gothic construction workers, so prepare yourself for the worst. What would you like to see made into an ai video? Let us know in the comments! Ai videos are PURE...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, Luke, Andrew, and Seth review a story about Disney World mind control. If you're looking for this to be scary, we are very sorry. This is one of the worst "scary stories" ever, but we promise you'll be entertained. This is basically the Diary of a fat kid. Disney World is SCARY! As always, send us texts, videos, and voicemails to (716) 929-5066 to be featur...

In this episode of the Downtime podcast, Luke gives riddles to Seth and Andrew and they absolutely SUCK at solving them. However, these are great riddles to ask your co workers and friends to really annoy them. Can you solve these riddles? As always, send us texts, voicemails, and videos to (716) 929-5066 to be featured on the podcast! Timestamps below: 2:25 - RIDDLE TIME! 2:55 - What city am I in...