Doomslayers

What puts the pep in your step and the fizz in your bum? What are those little moments that make you glimmer and shine from within?✨ This week, the Doomslayers are theologising on the topic of FEEL GOODS! Greeting a table full of beloved friends, cutting a rug in your spacious bedroom, or observing an innocent child have a dangerous fall, we love them all! Dooms include a case of maddeningly mois...

Jeepers, Jinkies and Zoinks are all noises uttered by Donna Fella during sex, but also when one is afraid. Today the Doomslayers are taking about fear. Donna talks about her fear of falling, Laylah has a fear of stickers and dear old Annie Queeries has a fear of aging (is someone gonna tell her?) Dooms this week are include a windy wuss, makeup monsters and urinary tract invasions. **YOU CAN NOW S...

My first impression was miss Barbara Streisand, and oh how it made my papa laugh. This week, while Donna and Angelyne have set off for some bonding time, the other Doomslayers chat about first impressions. Annie and Laylah decide they are great at them, but occasionally a man will think they’re flirting. Annie talks about wearing a wedding dress as a child and Laylah spills the beans on Donna fanc...

Well folks, it's 11/11 which means it's time to let the sunshine in and make a WISH. Much like losing an eyelash, or blowing out the candles on a birthday cake, the advent of a symmetrical and palindromic calendar day such as 11/11 presents a unique astrological opportunity to make a wish with a higher likelihood of return on investment than an average day...Or does it?? This week the girls theori...

You look like you’ve had a little bit too much to drink, toots. Could you possibly be… under the INFLUENCE? In this episode, our three hydroponic honeys discuss the topic of influence, and given their current situation, it seems they may be a bit susceptible. In the surrounds of the cosy ashram, Annie Queeries discusses her decaying face, Laylah admits to falling victim to woven totes, and Donna d...

✨THE SECOND COMING IS NOW UPON US✨ The Doomslayers are BACK with a bang(le) and vibrating on a radical new frequency for Season 2 ✌️☮️🌼 We kicked off our rapturous return at our live show in The Workman's, Dublin, where we introduced our exciting new collective, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy & Transfiguration 🙏 In addition to preparing for the apocalypse and assisting our dear li...

In the nail-biting conclusion of the nation’s favourite shock-umentary, Darleen confronts Frank about the contents of his britches. Oh the GOOPMANITY! The citizens of Curiosa Valley convene at Watusi Way completely uninvited in a conveniently coincidence for a spectacular showdown between Darleen & Pamela Parmentier, and Marshall’s true intentions are revealed to the members of the KKK. How wi...

In Part II of My Husband F****d A Martian, things are heating up on Watusi Way. After causing a commotion with his crash landing, Marshall gears up to make his social debut at the Kuriosa Kountry Klub. Meanwhile, Frank is suspiciously absent, perhaps doing some uphill gardening? It is peach season, after all. And Darleen makes a SHOCKING discovery. Can the Doomslayers save the day? Listen to find...

GADZOOKS! Gird your loins and set your lasers to STUNNED! The Doomslayers have boldly gone where no podcastress has gone before: 1950's middle-America! In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING...

We see you’re trying to reach us! We’re inundated with calls but please enjoy our voicemail. You might even hear some fun moments you recognise. We’ll be back soon. **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!** Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084 Alternatively: If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslay...

Time to say goodbye!  We are wrapping up for the season but before we go, we have some doom to share. Laylah talks about getting some gym bros fired, Donna shares her aversion to big lights and Annie is back performing. Bad news for her nipples!  Our letters include a party gay worried about his reputation, a person who hates every job and an outcry for our opinions on hen parties in gay...

This week on Doomslayers, we are travelling through space & time to our very first extraterrestrial live show, held in visceral & vibrant Technicolor at Mayo Pride! Join us for our invasion of the Wesht as we discuss all things PRIDE in the cosy surroundings of The Creel with an audience of hospitable & compliant earthlings! Featuring your 3 alien superstars and a selection of musical...

Are you faim for fame? Do you dream of being in the spotlight? Well don’t! It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. In this episode, three washed up starlets reflect on their illustrious careers. Annie Queeries had a dalliance with Matthew McConaughey’s bulge, Donna Fella starred alongside Pat Kenny in an infamous commercial and Laylah has been rubbing shoulder with the queen of Calabasas, Caitlyn Jenn...

What do George Bush, Avril Lavigne and the GPO have in common? They’re all in this episode!!  Join us as we explore theories about Switzerland, Britney, lady Di and lots more.  We also check out your theories about Kurt Cobain, Eminem and the beer industry.  **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!** Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084 Alternatively: If listening on...

Girls all over Ireland are having fun on the phone right now. And they're called the Doomslayers! And they're actually in Dublin. And some of them aren't really girls. Wait what were we talking about again? Laylah decides to speak up about dating this week so we're doing it all again! She talks about her date on TV as well as going on a date after finding out a friend died. The horror! Donna discu...

Does he wash up? He never wash up! Dating is the discussion today as Annie talks about forcing her birthday on an unsuspecting man, Donna dishes on her near brush with death in a parochial house and Laylah…is strangely quiet. There are also dating dilemmas with a man who had the ick of his tinder beau and a woman whose vagina is a finger magnet! **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!** Simpl...

I’m sorry if my boundary is your trigger! This week, your three favourite boozy babes are talking boundaries. Annie shares tales of holiday crazies, Laylah talks about wearing a bikini with a dick and the three girls reflect on times they’ve been assaulted…how fun!!! We also have letters from a listener who needs a dictionary, a girl who makes every man fall in love with her and what may be the mo...

Is little green monster still a politically correct term? I mean I don’t wanna offend any Martians. This week, we discuss jealousy, the insidious, unstoppable emotion that affects us all. Laylah has toxic tales from her youth, Donna talks about her crippling jealousy driving her to compete and Annie dishes on being envious of her former beau. There are also letters about a monstrous mother, an unf...

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya. Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama. This week, we discuss dooms from our various travels, including two nasty Airbnb scammers!!! What? Now we can't trust the landlords??? We also have submissions from a travel nonfan, a person who wants to break up with their holiday partner and a lovely listener who's scared of going places without their parents. Awwwww. **Y...

Mirror mirror on the wall, why is Annie Queeries small? Vanity is on the agenda for us today as we deconstruct our ideas about being vain and wonder 'would we be funny if we were never insecure?' Then we have an update from our friend with a kink konundrum, a fella who's feeling glum about his girls collagen lips and a gal who's so turned on by herself she's worried she's vapid. Well if she's vapi...

Unlike Rihanna, who extols the virtues of hard labour in her 2016 hit 'Work', here at Doomslayers HQ we are rather more inclined to lead leisurely lives of louche lounging with sporadic fits of wild abandon! Sadly, sparkling wit and effervescent charm are not legal currency (yet), thus we find ourselves begrudgingly discussing the wretched concept of WORK. We assist some dear listeners with a post...

We’re catching up on our admin at Doomslayers HQ. After being inundated with letters from those in need, we’ve finally tackled the meaty ones. We hear from a person who find themselves unsettled by their friends kinky side, a man questioning his sexuality after discovering a new…side to himself and we finally address our plans for Doomsday! If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit...

Fools rush in...to humiliation on April Fool's Day! On this most foolish of days, we discuss our most doomful and pre-mediated humiliation at the hands of prowling pranksters! We discover that a family that pranks together, traumatises together, and clutch our pearls as our listeners share their most devious and dastardly tricks! Some end with a person's dreams of riches cruelly dashed, others res...

Children! We’ve all been one. Some of us have some. But what is up with the little buggers? Their hands are small, their voices are loud, and they act like drunk people.  Join us as we discuss les enfants terrible. We have teenage catfishers, father/son  feuds and toddlers immune from punishment.  If listening on Spotify: Click here to anonymously submit your quizzical quandari...

Poor me, poor me, pour me another drink! If you’re in the harrowing throes of a violent St Patrick’s Day hangover, let the Doomslayers soothe your crippling festive fear as we divulge our most heinous doom on the topic of DRINKING. Featuring a self-induced drunken wild goose chase around Dublin, getting spiked and fleeced at the strip club in Warsaw, and a post-party Piccadilly puke-fest (who do y...