Doomslayers

Three’s a crowd, so Donna has left for the week and Annie and Laylah have the mics. Laylah recounts how disgusted she was on her solo trip in Brighton, but how she felt soothed in the arms of many lovers. Annie talks the company she finds stimulating and her aversion to being around the “cool gang.” The dooms include a listener who ends up hating every friend they get and a friend of a boyfriend w...

Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona daoibh go léir! ☘️ To celebrate this most auspicious day in the Hibernian calendar, Sister Annie and Sister Donna discuss the completely unrelated topic of FASHION! Although they make absolutely no mention of St Patrick, snakes or the day's festivities at any point, they do discuss IN DEPTH a deeply Irish sartorial cultural gem: Paisean Faisean 👗💑 Bain sont as, a pháistí!...

Nothing you say matters unless that camera is roleing. Laylah has confusingly returned from being raptured and updates the girls on the experience. The girls then discuss the roles we assign ourselves within our friends and families. Annie talks about being the eldest baby in her family, Donna discusses her role as the common enemy and Laylah chats about her Christmas breakdown over Everything Eve...

The future is now old man!! This week, with Laylah raptured and Donna inexplicably comparing the present state of affairs with the SpongeBob movie, the girls discuss the future. Annie discusses her denial of the future, Donna chats about her nervousness for it and the discussion declines into a chat about how awful the world is and how Dublin should be more like Paris. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contac...

This week, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy and Transfiguration have a decidedly meta discussion as they share their opinions on...opinions. Sister Laylah defends her right to ignorance and hatred (moreso than usual), Sister Annie reveals her controversial opinion that humans should cease all procreation (so maternal!) and Sister Donna would like to remain (chaotic) neutral at this time. Th...

The Doomslayers are breaking character this week and discussing coping. Annie has a rant about billionaires, Donna discusses disengaging and going into a cave and Laylah talks about trying to control her compulsions. The dooms include a Coke (zero) addict, a person who was dropped on the floor repeatedly (in a kind way) and a woman who’s afraid she fucks like a fish. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact...

The Doomslayers are talking about home! Laylah details how to keep the peace when you live with a million people, Donna has a plan for a commune and Annie reflects on her life of privilege when she owned a red brick house. The dooms include an awkward argument, a listener confined to her room and a roommate’s boyfriend who just won’t leave! **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries...

Creativity is on the hydroponic honey’s minds this week as they discuss the pros and cons of working together. Donna reflects on the peaks and pits of her drag career, Laylah talks about the break she’s taking from creating and Annie discusses her passion for video editing. The dooms include a member obsessed mother, a boyfriend whose art stinks and a creatively constipated individual. **WE WANT Y...

In this episode, after Donna’s shocking return, the topic of discussion is body image. Annie talks about learning to embrace her body, abs and all, Donna discusses her recent fitness journey and Laylah once again talks about how beautiful she always feels. The dooms include a surgery addict, nipple art and a pre-holiday transformation. **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** Contact us NOW with your quandaries and...

In this episode, after Donna has fallen down a well, Annie and Laylah sit down to discuss their past lives. They chat about their many iterations and how they'd interact with one another before revealing that both of their phones have tortured them with their own misery porn. The dooms include a putrid pupil who can't stop cringing at their past and a former peasant who is determined to enjoy thei...

Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by the killer. This week we’re talking irrational fears of being murdered. How fun and light! Annie talks about hands through the banisters of her mansion’s staircase, Donna reflects on a spooky encounter on the road home and Laylah just keeps making things up. Dooms include a pussy killer, dream murderers and a person who’s scared of being sh...

Purrr! This week, these crazy kitty cats are talking about PETS and the dooms of domesticating critters. Annie brews up controversy in the play pen with the addition of a feral rabbit to the family home, Laylah nurses a suckling duckling and contracts a reoccurring bacterial infection, and Donna shares a salacious tale (what’s new?) of doggy style gone WRONG! Blessed be! 🙏 **WE WANT YOUR DOOM** C...

What puts the pep in your step and the fizz in your bum? What are those little moments that make you glimmer and shine from within?✨ This week, the Doomslayers are theologising on the topic of FEEL GOODS! Greeting a table full of beloved friends, cutting a rug in your spacious bedroom, or observing an innocent child have a dangerous fall, we love them all! Dooms include a case of maddeningly mois...

Jeepers, Jinkies and Zoinks are all noises uttered by Donna Fella during sex, but also when one is afraid. Today the Doomslayers are taking about fear. Donna talks about her fear of falling, Laylah has a fear of stickers and dear old Annie Queeries has a fear of aging (is someone gonna tell her?) Dooms this week are include a windy wuss, makeup monsters and urinary tract invasions. **YOU CAN NOW S...

My first impression was miss Barbara Streisand, and oh how it made my papa laugh. This week, while Donna and Angelyne have set off for some bonding time, the other Doomslayers chat about first impressions. Annie and Laylah decide they are great at them, but occasionally a man will think they’re flirting. Annie talks about wearing a wedding dress as a child and Laylah spills the beans on Donna fanc...

Well folks, it's 11/11 which means it's time to let the sunshine in and make a WISH. Much like losing an eyelash, or blowing out the candles on a birthday cake, the advent of a symmetrical and palindromic calendar day such as 11/11 presents a unique astrological opportunity to make a wish with a higher likelihood of return on investment than an average day...Or does it?? This week the girls theori...

You look like you’ve had a little bit too much to drink, toots. Could you possibly be… under the INFLUENCE? In this episode, our three hydroponic honeys discuss the topic of influence, and given their current situation, it seems they may be a bit susceptible. In the surrounds of the cosy ashram, Annie Queeries discusses her decaying face, Laylah admits to falling victim to woven totes, and Donna d...

✨THE SECOND COMING IS NOW UPON US✨ The Doomslayers are BACK with a bang(le) and vibrating on a radical new frequency for Season 2 ✌️☮️🌼 We kicked off our rapturous return at our live show in The Workman's, Dublin, where we introduced our exciting new collective, the Children of Unilateral Lampadomancy & Transfiguration 🙏 In addition to preparing for the apocalypse and assisting our dear li...

In the nail-biting conclusion of the nation’s favourite shock-umentary, Darleen confronts Frank about the contents of his britches. Oh the GOOPMANITY! The citizens of Curiosa Valley convene at Watusi Way completely uninvited in a conveniently coincidence for a spectacular showdown between Darleen & Pamela Parmentier, and Marshall’s true intentions are revealed to the members of the KKK. How wi...

In Part II of My Husband F****d A Martian, things are heating up on Watusi Way. After causing a commotion with his crash landing, Marshall gears up to make his social debut at the Kuriosa Kountry Klub. Meanwhile, Frank is suspiciously absent, perhaps doing some uphill gardening? It is peach season, after all. And Darleen makes a SHOCKING discovery. Can the Doomslayers save the day? Listen to find...

GADZOOKS! Gird your loins and set your lasers to STUNNED! The Doomslayers have boldly gone where no podcastress has gone before: 1950's middle-America! In this three-part mini-series, your favourite apocalyptic agony aunts travel back in time to investigate a perpetration of paranormal doom. Yes, the dolls have masterfully manipulated the very fabric of time and space to bring you an ELECTRIFYING...

We see you’re trying to reach us! We’re inundated with calls but please enjoy our voicemail. You might even hear some fun moments you recognise. We’ll be back soon. **YOU CAN NOW SUBMIT YOUR DOOM VIA WHATSAPP!** Simply text or voicenote us on 00353 89 494 0084 Alternatively: If listening on Spotify: Click here to submit your quizzical quandaries for swift and unequivocal resolution by the Doomslay...

Time to say goodbye!  We are wrapping up for the season but before we go, we have some doom to share. Laylah talks about getting some gym bros fired, Donna shares her aversion to big lights and Annie is back performing. Bad news for her nipples!  Our letters include a party gay worried about his reputation, a person who hates every job and an outcry for our opinions on hen parties in gay...

This week on Doomslayers, we are travelling through space & time to our very first extraterrestrial live show, held in visceral & vibrant Technicolor at Mayo Pride! Join us for our invasion of the Wesht as we discuss all things PRIDE in the cosy surroundings of The Creel with an audience of hospitable & compliant earthlings! Featuring your 3 alien superstars and a selection of musical...

Are you faim for fame? Do you dream of being in the spotlight? Well don’t! It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. In this episode, three washed up starlets reflect on their illustrious careers. Annie Queeries had a dalliance with Matthew McConaughey’s bulge, Donna Fella starred alongside Pat Kenny in an infamous commercial and Laylah has been rubbing shoulder with the queen of Calabasas, Caitlyn Jenn...