Don't Watch Sober

In this episode, we are watching the movie "Madhouse" from 1990, with our new friend Harvey Laguerre. This movie is a little nostalgic for some of us, but even so, this movie is a bit of a mess, although a fun mess. Why does it seem like the two main leads hate each other? Is the cat possessed? Did the neighbor boy grow up to be a serial killer? These questions won't be answered by watching this m...

This one was so bad, we blocked it out already. In this episode, we watched "I Know Who Killed Me" (2007). This Lindsey Lohan nightmare was a confusing mess, with horrible parents. Even the poor cat in this movie wanted to get away. This one is a doozy.  ******* Drink of the Evening: Sex In The Driveway (courtesy of mixthatdrink.com) Ingredients 1 ounce peach schnapps 1 ounce blue curacao 2 ounces...

Have you seen Turbulence (1997) or Turbulence 2: Fear of Flying (1999)? Well, we haven't! But that doesn't stop us from watching Turbulence 3: Heavy Metal (2001) with our special guest Alex Chambers! Do you need to have seen the first two to watch this one? Not at all. This movie was a ridiculous ride, so won't you come along with us? ********** Alex Chambers Info: Twitter - @cryptopherrobin...

In this fun-filled episode, we are watching "Naked" (2017). This "Groundhog Day" style movie certainly isn't as entertaining, though. I think we have to go with the critics on this one. Podcast host Jeff Macolino joins us for this terrible movie. **** Jeff's Information: Website: jeffmacolino.com Podcast: https://anchor.fm/jeffmacolino Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/saintjmac/ Facebook: http...

In this episode, we are watching "Crocodile Dundee II" (1988) with our very special guest Nicki Ojeda. Boy does this movie not hold up. And it's kinda boring. It really lacks the charm of the first "Crocodile Dundee", but lucky for us we have a fun guest to keep us company. Won't you join us for the Technicolor Gecko Nightmare? ***** Nicki's Information: Website: www.tarotwithtatiara.com Instagram...

In this episode, we have another lovely guest with us, Shante! Shante is an intuitive medium and life coach. We are watching the movie, "Wild Wild West" (1999), a classic for any 90s kid/teen. Is this movie as bad as the critics say? Or will it hold up, even a little? ***** Links to Shante's pages: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/earthangelmedium Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/earth_angel...

Does the movie "Made of Honor" from 2008 still hold up today? No. The answer is no. Join us to find out why! *************** Cocktail of the Evening: Tooty Fruity (Courtesy of TipsyBartender.com) INGREDIENTS 1 Part Vodka 1 Part Triple Sec 1 Part Orange Juice 1 Part Pineapple Juice 1/2 Part Grenadine Garnish: Orange/Cherry PREPARATION 1. Add ice, vodka, triple sec, pineapple juice and orange juice...

In this very special episode, we are watching "The Eye" (2008). This Jessica Alba movie is lackluster, to say the least, but we were lucky enough to have a fantastic guest, Harker Jones. Won't you join us for some fun and random conversation? Oh, and I guess, watch the movie. **** Special Guest Harker Jones Harker's Book: "Until September: A Gay Coming Of Age Love Story" - https://www.amazon.com/d...

In this episode, we are watching "Jack and Jill" (2011) starring Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler, Katie Holmes, and of course, Al Pacino. This movie did not age well, to say the least. Won't you come on this adventure with us? ***** Drink of the Night: Punch Me and Call Me Jill (Risa's own drunken creation): None of this was measured, so put it together to taste.  Ingredients: Malibu Rum Punch (Premixe...

In this episode, we are watching The Apparation (2012) starring Ashley Greene and Sebastian Stan. This horror movie really lacked the horror element and its Rotten Tomato score reflected it. What is some sensuality you ask? Well watch with us or just listen to find out. **Apologies for the audio issues** ***** Drink of the Evening: Mexican Sunset (courtesy of TipsyBartender.com) Ingredients 2 oz....

On this episode, we are watching Super Mario Bros. (1993). A film many of us were quite excited about in our youth and it turned out to be, not so great. Just filming the movie, the actors had to be drunk. Won't you enjoy this nostalgic nightmare with us? ***** Drink of the Evening: Embalming Fluid (courtesy of iheartrecipies.com) Ingredients 1 oz Sour apple pucker 1/2 oz Blue Curacao 1/2 oz Rum 5...

On our special New Year's Eve episode, we are watching, what else but, New Year's Eve (2011). With too many actors to even remember, this movie tries to be Love Actually and fails miserably. Get inebriated and join us for this rom-com crapfest. ********** Drink of the Night: Painkiller (Courtesy of Liquor.com) Ingredients 2 ounces Pusser’s rum 4 ounces pineapple juice 1 ounce orange juice, freshly...

Welcome to our Christmas Episode! For this special holiday episode, we are watching, Saving Christmas (2014) starring Kirk Cameron. This atrocity was somehow made into a movie and actually earned money. Won't you come along with us on this adventure? (It's okay if you don't, no one would blame you).  --- Drink of Night: Spiked Hot Chocolate Simple drink: Make some hot chocolate and add the al...

We're getting into the Holiday spirit with this awful Christmas movie, 'Surviving Christmas' (2004). Yes, another Ben Affleck movie. And yes, he's just as awful in this one. They really missed the opportunity to have this be a true comedy. Maybe it's because they didn't have a complete script? Also, it's a sin to just waste Catherine O'Hara's talent like that. Join us for this train wreck. --- Pat...

This episode we are watching "The Happening" (2008). This movie is the inevitable demise of the Shyamalan franchise. Everyone comes to expect a twist from him, but did this movie really have a twist? Why does everyone, especially Wahlberg, look so confused? Where is the panic? What are the rules? So many questions. Explore them with us in this episode. ***** Cocktail of the Evening: Bailey's Coffe...

In this episode, we are watching a movie that offends just about everyone it can, Tiptoes (2003). Even the title of this movie is offensive! We have so many questions: How did this movie get made? Who did all these actors/actresses owe a debt to? How did this come out in 2003? Was the director's cut really any better? If you haven't seen this movie you are in for an offensive ride. ************* D...

In honor of Halloween, we are watching Candy Corn (2019) a Halloween Horror/Thriller. Let's just say, Risa's husband isn't allowed to pick movies anymore. This movie is quite the stinker and a wasted use of Tony Todd. Won't you come on this fun journey with us? ************* Cocktail of the Evening: Wild Card - choose your own beverage tonight. ************ Strain of the Evening: American Sugar

In honor of spooky season, we are watching Sleepaway Camp (1983). If you haven't seen this movie, boy are you in for a wild ride. There are so many unanswered questions. Come enjoy this trainwreck with us. **** Drink of the Night: Ghoul's Blood Cocktail (Courtesy of westviamidwest.com) Ingredients 8  ounces White Rum 8 ounces Blue Curacao 10 Ounces Pineapple Juice Crushed Ice Ghost Gummies Gummy E...

Hey! We're back b!tches! After a brief hiatus, we are back at it with a 2011 comedy starring Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds. In this episode, we are watching "The Change Up". We had both forgotten about this movie and don't think we watched it before, what about you? Join us through this fun body-swapping adventure, cause who doesn't love a body-switching comedy? *Also, sorry for the long silence...

The final part to the Hatchet Saga (for now)! We are watching Victor Crowley (2017). With high critic scores, could this be the best in the franchise? Or does it deserve to get the hatchet? Find out now! ***** Drink of the Night: Blended Strawberry Margarita (my simple recipe) Ingredients: Costco (or any) premixed strawberry margarita Ice Grenadine (optional) Directions: Blend ice and margarita to...

The Hatchet Saga continues with Hatchet III (2013). It has better reviews than the second, but can we trust those? Will any of our burning questions be answered? Tune in to find out. **** Drink of the Night:  Cotton Candy Colada (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender): https://fb.watch/7SjWhLIsiZ/ *** Strain of the Night: Venom OG

Surprise! We are doing episodes once a week, for the next few weeks. Now you don't have to wait so long! Since discovering the Hatchet (from Episode 6) had three more movies, we decided we needed to watch them all. In this episode, we are watching Hatchet II. Characters recast, actors from the first cast as different characters, Tom Holland! So much fun! Come enjoy this ridiculousness with us. ***...

In this episode, we are watching Hatchet, a 2006 horror movie set in the bayou of New Orleans. With a name like Hatchet, you know it's going to be good bad! ***** Drink of the Night: Blue Hawaiian Long Island (recipe courtesy of the Tipsy Bartender) Ingredients:  1 oz. (30ml) Vodka 1 oz. (30ml) Rum 1 oz. (30ml) Gin 1 oz. (30ml) Tequila 1 oz. (30ml) Blue Curacao 3 oz. (90ml) Pineapple Juice 1...

In this episode, we are watching Monkey Shines from 1988. Let's just say, it's not George A. Romero's best work. We really expected more from a murderous monkey (in the movie, not Romero). There are so many useless characters and plot points, you'll forget what you are watching.  **** Drink of the Night: Barbados Surprise (courtesy of Tipsy Bartender: https://tipsybartender.com/recipe/barbados-sur...

Join us for a very special in-person episode! We are watching Alone in the Dark (2005), a terrible adaptation of an old video game, starring Christian Slater and Tara Reid. And yes, it's as bad as it sounds. Come with us on this ridiculous ride!