Don't Watch Sober

We are kicking off the Christmas season with a sub-genre of Christmas movies as original as suburban housing developments: "Hallmark" Christmas Movies!!! But we aren't just watching a single movie, no, we are watching 3! The beginning of 1 movie, the middle of another, and the end of a third, then seeing how well they mesh together since they are all basically the same. The three movies we chose a...

In this mini-sode we are watching "Buying Naked" a TV show from 2013 where nudists buy houses. We checked out Season 1, Episode 7. This show was so good it only had one season and 8 episodes ;) You can watch it with us on Discovery+. Join us!

In this episode, we learn why you don't pick a bad movie by its cover. We watched "Baby Bulldog" from 2019 starring Tara Reid and Dean Cain. Spoiler alert, the dog isn't a bulldog. Won't you watch this disaster with us? **** Available to Watch on: The Roku Channel, Vudu, and Tubi for free. Also available with premium subscriptions to YouTube, Sling TV, and Amazon Prime Video. **** Drink of the Eve...

In our Halloween episode, we are watching "Jack-O (Lantern)" from 1995. No real celebrities appear in this film and it was, well terrible. Definite "Troll 2" feel to it. Check it out with us! Happy Halloween! **** Available to watch on Amazon Prime for $1.99, but it's definitely not worth it. **** Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Company Cherry Cider Strain of the Evening: Strawberry Cough

In this spooky season mini-sode, we are checking out a childhood classic, Goosebumps (Season 3, Episode 18)! Available on Netflix. Check it out! **** Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Company Honey Cider Strain of the Evening: Sour Cherry

We're kicking off the spooky season with a horror-themed mini-sode. In this mini-sode, we are watching an episode of Two Sentence Horror Stories available on Netflix (Season 3, Episode 6). Check it out! **** Drink of the Evening: Humboldt Cider Company Honey Cider Strain of the Evening: Sour Cherry

In this nostalgic throwback episode, we watch one of Risa's childhood favs, "Howard the Duck" (1986). Yes, this is a terrible movie, but as a child, do you really know better? Somehow, this movie is rated PG, but it is an 80's PG. Check out this bad "comic book" movie with us, won't you? ****** Where to Watch: Starz Subscription, Hulu Premium subscription, The Roku Channel Premium subscription, Sl...

In this episode, we watch Dani's nostalgic favorite, "On the Line" (2001). Yup, that's right, it's the Lance Bass, Joey Fatone movie. It was...something. Check it out! ***** Available to watch: For free with Premium Versions of: Starz, Roku, Hulu, Sling TV, Amazon Prime, and Philo. For rent: Vudu $2.99 ***** Drink of the Evening: Daily's Frozen Strawberry Daiquari **** Strain of the Evening: Dani...

For this episode, we took a look at an episode of Too Hot To Handle. We watched Season 3, Episode 4 "Eat My Shorts". This show turned out to be a little more than we thought it was. Do you think it's worth watching sober? Find out with us! ****** Available to watch on: Netflix ******* Drink of the Evening: Painkiller (courtesy of A Couple Cooks) Ingredients 2 ½ ounces aged rum 4 ounces pineapple j...

We watched an episode of Batwoman for this mini-sode. Picked at random, we watched Season 3 Episode 8. Both of us knew nothing about this show, so we were very confused why Batwoman wasn't in the episode - oops wrong Batwoman. Check out this Charlie's Angels-esque feeling show with us. ********* Available to watch on: CW, HBO Max with subscriptions and for rent on all your typical platforms. *****...

In this episode, find out what happens when we pick a movie off name only. *Spoiler* it doesn't go well. We watched "Antfarm Dickhole" from 2011. There really aren't a lot of words to describe this movie, so why not have a listen and find out why it's so bad? **** Not available on streaming services.  **** Drink of the Evening: Daily's Frozen Strawberry Daiquari (~$2 at a store near you) ****...

In this episode, we are checking out an episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter. We watched Season 1, Episode 8 Hide & Seek. Did this show get better as it went on? Do people still watch it? Is it still on? Join us and we will not have any of the answers to these questions. ******** Available To Watch On Tubi, Pluto TV, The Roku Channel, and AETV for free. Or on Philo, Hulu, and Sling TV with Premium...

Okay, so M. Night Shyamalan didn't make this movie, but the title of this episode really sums it up. This week we watched "House At The End of the Street" from 2012. This J-Law movie is definitely not her best. And if you want to find out what not to do in a horror movie situation, this movie is full of great examples. Come on this journey with us! **** Available to watch on Starz (with a subscrip...

In this mini-sode we are watching a show we didn't know existed, Floribama Shore. We watched season 4, episode 2. Want to find out how bad this show was? Why not have a listen? ***** Available to purchase on iTunes, Google, YouTube, Amazon or comes with your Paramount+ subscription. 

On this episode, we are watching "The Ex" from 2006. This movie is filled with so many funny people, how could it be so unfunny? By far one of the cringiest movies we've watched on the show, won't you join us? **** Available to watch for free (with ads) on Tubi, YouTube, and Amazon Prime. ********** Drink of the Evening: Golden State Cider Jamaica **** Strain of the Evening: Pineapple Cush

For some reason, in this episode, we watched "The Hottie and The Nottie" from 2008, starring Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, and Christine Lakin. It's pretty sexist, even for the early 2000s. Won't you "enjoy" this diaster with us? ****** Drink of the Evening: The Bushwacker (Courtesy of The Spruce Eats) Ingredients: 1 cup ice 1 ounce dark rum 1 ounce coffee liqueur 1 ounce dark crème de cacao liq...

In this special episode, we joined Johnny Utah himself on Streamlounge to watch "Father of the Year" (2018). We were guests on his weekly watch party. This is the audio from the stream. If you would like to check out the movie and see our happy little faces while we comment, you can do that here: https://streamlounge.io/watch/8d43578b-9c5d-4d82-8037-461843a6ef5d - Be sure to check out Stamper Cine...

Honestly, I don't even know what to say about this movie. Should we even call it a movie? It kind of had a plot, it kind of had actors. In this episode, we watched "Love on a Leash" (2011). No, it's not a weird fetish movie (at least I don't think it is). I'm not going to ruin it by trying to describe it to you. Join us for this adventure! *** You can watch this movie on Tubi TV and YouTube for fr...

In this mini-sode, we are watching another episode of a poorly rated show. This time we are checking out The Ultimatum, hosted by Nick and Vanessa Lachey. Yeah, it was bad. Wanna watch? ***** The Ultimatum is available on Netflix

Come check out the 90s film, "My Boyfriend's Back" with us and guest Andrew Stamper (AKA Johnny Utah) from the Stamper Cinema Podcast. This 1993 gem was Matthew McConaughey's first film gig and Philip Seymour Hoffman is hilarious. Are they the main stars of this movie? Not all, but they definitely stand out. Watch this fun, but poorly rated, zombie movie with us. ********* Andrew's Zombie Movie Re...

We're switching up our mini-sodes in this episode and watching a poorly rated TV Show. For this one, we check out an episode of The Goop Lab. Yes, Goop, as in Gwenyth Paltrow's business. It's a wild ride for sure. Won't you check it out with us? **** The Goop Lab is available on Netflix

In this episode, we are watching a long-forgotten movie for us, Envy (2004) with Ben Stiller and Jack Black. This movie was a bit of a stinker (with a few funny parts), so it seems to have faded from most people's memories. What made this movie so bad? Listen, or watch, with us as we find out! *********** Strain of the Evening: Headbanger #5 ********* Drink of the Evening: Fuzzy Navel An easy drin...

For this mini-sode, we are still guessing movies/tv-shows from reviews, but we shortened it up, so it's a real mini-sode!

For this episode, we are watching a movie, that neither of us has ever heard of, "Shocking Dark" (1989). This Italian-made film originally tried to market itself as Terminator 2, but didn't get away with that for too long. This Sci-Fi movie has a mix of both Alien and Terminator and was made on a small budget. But boy, was it a fun ride. Check it out with us and Chris! *********** Chris Maynard's...

That's right! We started doing mini-sodes. Our first attempt didn't turn out so mini, but it was fun! We read reviews for movies and TV shows and make the other person guess what movie or tv show. I'm sure you guys will be a lot better than us!